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fire/fairy starter
Yui
Look at my repeating numbers
easier than oras
>>25675447
I want to cast Meme Magic for Hard mode.
your mom is nowhere to be found, and the journey starts when your dad kicks you out of the house with only one pokemon.
but this all happens when you are a 20 year old neckbeard with no life and your dad has finally gotten fed up with you.
Back to sprites, but only in battle.
>>25675466
fuck
Waifus
>>25675447
The games are canceled and GameFreak/The Pokemon Company shut their doors forever.
You will only ever see pokemon as characters in Smash.
3-D Trainers in battle for all trainers (like ORAS Archie)
>>25675447
It will flop.
>>25675500
wew lad
Your mother is the champion
Your starter is a shiny Level 100 Lucario holding a Lucarionite that can never be boxed.
no battle frontier
no missions
no postgame
no champion
no pokemon league
no gym battles
no trainers
no pokemon
nothing
in fact the game is just a brown bag with "Sun" or "Moon" written in Magic Marker and it contains dog shit in it. Within the dogshit is a serial code for 200 potions
IVs are gone
Poison legendary
>>25675500
Pokemon Go will steal all of SunMoon's thunder, taking all the sales. SunMoon will be the last handheld games before Nintendo shifts all their focus on to the mobile market.
diantha get assassinated, her gardevoir get depression and the game decide to give it to you to take care of it.
Fire/Fighting starter
Get to date NPCs. Two options per gender, Rival and a Gym Leader.
More cross evos
>>25675544
YES
>>25675447
MC has no dad
It will be canceled.
>>25675544
SWEET!
>>25675542
Gonna give it a Reroll
>>25675544
Nice
no es fake
>>25675555
Welp
>>25675555
Well this just proves the premise doesn't it? Only in RBE and ORAS do you have two parents.
mega pikachu
>>25675466
Until the E4, when it suddenly jumps in difficulty for no reason
Two more Megas for Charizard
Pikachu stops cucking Raichu
>>25675558
Rerolling
Character customization comes back
Meme magic intensifies and we get 2 psuedos
>>25675555
Detroit confirmed.
Fire-Fighting starter
Ultra evolutions are introduced
The games will feature forced facebook integration
One of the new starters is a hippo covered in algae. Nobody knows if it's the Plant or Water starter until release.It's actually both
only slurpuff gets a mega
Cynthia comes back again.
Ghost, Normal, and poison eeveelutions
>>25675644
Dubs confirm suffering
>>25675524
>Within the dogshit is a serial code for 200 potions
kek
>>25675644
Behelit confirmed for Pokemon Sun and Moon.
>>25675644
Berserk confirmed?
>>25675636
Reroll
Also, TMs aren't of infinite use, just as a throwback to Gen1
As many legendaries and cross-generation evos as gen 4
And this guy confirmed
Pikachu gets 3 megas.
>>25675690
Pikachu gets four Megas and Lucario gets another one.
>>25675666
Keks confirmed by Satan.
My predictions
>Dark Gym
>E4 teams are Poison, Rock, Psychic, Grass
No exp. share. Grind fuckers
All black NPCs.
Eggs containing shiny Pokemon are of a different colour
The Champion is a black woman with an afro
12 HMs all of them necessary
Easy and Hard mode
Hard is much harder, rewards less exp, stronger trainers with better AI.
All tms are available
>>25675733
HOL UP
>>25675733
>>25675744
FUCK OFF
>>25675744
I hope your eternal soul burns in hell
>>25675733
>>25675744
Please no.
All that has been said thus far is a lie. It will be the greatest pokemon to date.
>>25675733
She talks jive turkey and her ace is aMega Ludicolo
titty slider
>>25675766
NO CONFIRMED
>>25675782
>Not a MegaJynx.
Hedorah-style poison type legendary
Post game includes all regions
More memes than X/Y
ghost/fairy pokemon
ghost eeveelution
Undertale crossover
He gets a mega
>>25675800
Fuck yesTeam rocket is the evil team again
>>25675800
That get increasingly more challenging once you move on to the next one.
Your favorite Pokemon gets a Mega.It's everything you ever hoped for.
Ice type nerfed
Evil team's leader uses a mega ludicolo and is based on mexican immigrants
The region is Orre.
Now that the whole Shadow Pokemon shit is said and done, the region is returning to normal and Pokemon populations are back up.
>>25675826
Bug type buffed.
>>25675844
Fairy type retconned and replaced with Light type
The starters are Solrock and Lunatone
>>25675844
Poison buffed
>>25675844
Fuck yes.
>>25675844
jews are now a pokemon type
Every character is fully voiced by youtubers.
Zygarde core is the only starter
>>25675851
Lunatone and Solrock not only don't get megas, but are completely ignored.
>>25675771
Reroll
>>25675844
all grass-types learn eq
Box legendary will be given to you as a gift
Mewtwo gets another mega form
Every Pokemon cry has been replaced by the Wilhelm scream.
Gyms can challenged in any order
>>25675810
Rolling for you family
I want him to succeed in life
You can marry your Pokemon.
All characters are fully voiced, both male and female MC are voiced by Jaden Smith
The "are you a boy or a girl" option is now a "type your gender" bar.
Pokemon Amie is cut.
Typing is simplified to match the TCG
All ice type become water.
Poison/Psychic/Ghost merge.
Same with Rock/Ground/Fighting.
Bug & Grass are the same thing.
Flying & Normal are just colourless now.
I'm okay with this.
>>25675886
Tumblrinas btfo again
EV training becomes less tedious
Pokemon makes Smogon the official metagame type and makes all Pokemon in pic related much easier to catch because of it.
80% of the routes are surfing routes
You can only meet wingull, pelliper, tentacool and tentacruel on them.
Game now has a social-link type feature.
Pokemon-Amie has changed to where the more you interact with a certain pokemon, the easier it is to train it.
The game is set in the Mystery Dungeon Universe.
Elite 4 now only have 1 pokemon in their team
Champion has 2
PokeCommunicator that lets you talk to and understand Pokemon. Controlled by voice via mic.
Soar in the sky with any pokemon that can fly
Pikachu gets a legendary mega primal reversion 3 with 666 BST
Raichu is kill
>>25675933
They're all NFE.
The only way to heal your pokemon is through berries you have to grow yourself, real money transactions sells loam that can speed up the process.
gem and light become types
>>25675946
We get mega raichu
The series is cancelled.
censored
>>25675966
Which are only strong or weak against to specific pokemon, not to general types.
No new Pokemon. Only gen 1 Pokes available until post game.
They're gonna be the best games ever*
>>25675999
HAHAHHAHAHAHA TRIPS CONFIRMED
>>25675844
Thank you jesus.
Electrode gets a Mega, ridiculous speed and attack. Protean ability.
>>25675999
noooo
>>25676011
so trips confirmed confirmed
>>25675999
dropped
All genwunners die tonight
>>25675856
Re-rolling
Directed by Masahiro Sakurai
Everything confirmed in this thread until now is deconfirmed
Pokemon can now get STDs
The Champion's mega will be M-Rayquaza
New games will take place in thenorthernhalf of Kalos.
Charizard and Mewtwo get a mega for each letter of the alphabet.
>>25676053
Rerollin
Bad eggs are a thing you can just breed out of the blue. Inside, they have a new kind of Pokémon that's sort of leech-based
Fourth stage evolutions introduced for some pokemons of the gen. Megas removed. All Gen 1 Pokemon now have 3 stages. Gamefreak plans to eventually give every pokemon 3-4 stagesGF building is destroyed and gen 8 will never be made
Female MC has insane tiddy
>>25675733
>>25676055
time for preorder
>>25676055
Hell yeah, level 30 though
>>25676055
>>25676077
double confirmed
>>25676082
OH GOD PLEASE ROLL
We got a hot onee-chan who is champion
>>25676099
>>25675733
>>25675555
canon black MC confirmed
>>25675733
>>25676083
To go with this the evil team is called Team WE WUZ
>>25675447
Porygon starter
>>25676099
>>25676088
>>25675733
>Champion is a hot black onee-chan with an afro and a level 30 Mega Rayquaza.
>>25676111
Top kek.
>>25676111
W E W
E W E
W E W
>>25676111
holy shit lmao
>>25676111
This is their leader's team.
>>25676127
Rolling cause this needs to happen
>>25676127
Needs a Granbull for dogfighting
Niggers are now a pokemon type and are weak to normal types
>>25676144
stay classy
>>25676144
Shite
No leaks.Europe will get it a week after everyone else again.
>>25676158
We get surprised by leaks in 1 hour
>>25676144
>>25676111
>>25675733
>>25676055
>its only in moon version
>in sun you fight the japs
>>25676127
>>25676111
>>25675733
>>25676055
>its only in moon
>in sun you fight the japs
Talonflame will be nerfed
Espeon and Umbreon get megas
>>25676183
Talonflame will be buffed
>>25676166
>>25676180
HOLY SHIT CONFIRMED
Tentaquil is a pokemon now
This thread doesn't matter
>>25676166
moonfags btfo
>>25676166
beating the elite four ends in the bombing of hiroshima
>>25676166
This causes everyone on 4chan to buy the moon version for fear of destroying our glorious nippon heritage.
>>25676200
Fuck. All is lost.
>>25676166
>The Sun Champion is a proud Japanese warrior
>"The Jews fear the Samurai."
>Mega Hariyama and Samurott confirmed
First non fully evolved mega introduced
>>25676200
Only the posts above this one matter.
SuMo will have a moon cycle and a solar cycle that changes every week. The pattern will be
no moon > half moon > Full moon >half moon >no moon
Strong flar > flare > no flare > flare >strong flare.
During the full moon/no flare water type attacks will be increase and fire types will deal less.
During no moon/stong flare water attacks deal less and fire attacks deal more
halfmoon/flare will have no alterations to attacks
>>25676188
That is some mad disrespect.
Pikachu gets a mega
The protag is a spic who is the chosen that can transform into a pokemon
>>25676226
It's Mega Sunkern.
what do we know about sun/moon so far?
can somebody point me in the right direction?
First Trans Gypsy main character
4chan will cease to exist
>>25676255
No.
>>25676255
>in sun
and also zygarde gets a new game
>>25676255
>gypsy Romania strikes again
Zygarde remains eternally cucked
>>25676255
Fucking kek
Also, dragon type is nerfed once more
Zygarde is never mentioned ever again.
No posts with meta rules work from this point on
fusions end up being cool
>>25676200
The post I'm quoting doesn't matter
Zygarde formes are confirmed non-canon
>>25676285
Aside from that, aegislash is nerfed.
Peacock Pokemonas regional bird.
>>25676315
This anon becomes a diplomat in the future
they become vps favorite games
The first hundred people to buy the game in the US will all die in a freak plane crash, with no survivors.
You can marry your pokemon
Gamefreak makes hentai game with all the pokemon/protags/characters/NPCs
Triple types introduced (with rules that don't allow more than x4 weakness)
meme magic is dead
Hilda returns and you can straight up fuck her in the ass
You were the champion all along!
>>25676367
This, and children isn't the main target of the franchise anymore
>>25676382
rolling.
holy SHIT IM ROLLING.
>>25676385
u guys r fuckin retarded lmao
>>25676369
re-rolling
Megas for Articuno, Zapdos and Moltres
PWT returns
you'll never be able to marry your pokemon
Fairy is now weak to bug and grass, or to bug and ice. Now we also get a speedy, strong offensive Ice mon
Ice is no longer weak to fighting
>>25676399
BASED
The games are just a picture of a penis, not necessarily even a big one, just a penis. You load up the game and boom, a penis
>>25676399
The hentai is cancelled before it can ever be released
Game takes place in mid 1990's Yugoslavia
Microtransactions
>>25676399
Hell yeah.
Ice gets a nerf. Dragon too.
>>25676424
Don't you do it you faggot
>>25676424
reroll
>>25676414
Shit, I keep getting palindromes. Come on, give me dubs or something
>tfw the captcha gets dubs and I don't
Everyone gets dubs from now on
>>25676205
>TFW I know where this is from
Didn't think anyone here read this comic.
Game tries to somehow make use of the awakening mechanic from the mystery dungeon games.
>>25676440
The hentai game will never be canceled and it will get a sequel meme Magic protection go
>>25676434
>liking Mongolian basket weaves
>>25676424
reroll
>>25676399
>>25676369
and its all in POV
>but for the first 5 hours you can only fuck Stunfisk
No dialogs at all. The 9 languages promo was just GF trolling at us.
>>25676444
>>25676446
>>25676447
>>25676451
????????????
>>25676444
Bitch you better be right
>>25676444
Confirmed!
there is no hentai
>>25676455
The hentai no longer exists
Electric types now can't be paralyzed
Pokemon is an adults only franchise
A lot more customization options than XY
The hentai was only a dream in Masuda's mind
Pokemon hentai is a success and it gets sequels and mobile versions
>>25676483
>>25676481
>>25676477
But it's only for 5 hours the rest will be whatever you want
Your waifu is shit
Sun will be hentai
Moon will be bara
>>25676499
BASED GET
>>25676499
>implying bara isn't hentai
If dubs sun version will be canceled and they only release moon
>>25676499
There is no lewd content of any form in the new Pokémon games and the Japanese government starts a global manhunt for people who would want things like that
>>25676499
Archie and Maxie confirmed in Moon
>>25676464
I'm always right
>>25676499
>moonfags=barafags
SUN BEST VERSION CONFIRMED.
>>25676511
Archie will be the sub of the relationship
>>25676510
reroll
>>25676514
>>25676511
Fucking shit
>>25676511
Oh I don't like where this is going. is there gonna be a steamy hot springs scene?
>>25676499
The tert version is 100% furry. It's just normal, quadruped animals, just that they talk. You catch humans and fuck them to level them up
Gamefreak finds a way to ban all pokemon hentai. If you're caught in possesion of a single lewd image you'll be executed immediately.
The entire internet gets purged and only normalfags will browse /vp/
>>25676523
This is my fetish. Reroll
>>25676495
Its actually 50 Hours
>>25676538
If dubs, this anon grows a penis
>>25676510
rerolll
Only posts ending in 7 matter now. Forget the dubs.
>>25676455
actually it's all just stunfisks
>>25676567
wew
>>25676567
Kek. If 7 sun moon will get +100 new pokemon
>>25676571
rerolling
>>25676510
rebrol
>>25676567
rolling for a cute girly moth pokemon for regional bug
>>25676600
That was close. Good thing that only 7s matter now
>>25676567
I don't matter
Four starters
>>25676597
kill yourself
>>25676600
rebroll
rolling for waifufags to be executed
>>25676600
W H A T H A V E Y O U D O N E
>>25676510
7 get for reroll
>>25676611
You're right.
If 7 rerolling is banned
>>25676639
Neither do you
Best thread we have had in a while. Also if 7 the hentai game can't be canceled by any means. Not even the ONU or meme magic itself
gardevoir tits are canon
>>25676645
rerolling
>>25676622
Ampharos gets a fusion with martin shkreli and this is exactly what it looks like
If 7, 7 rule is banned
>>25676645
If 7 thread is over
gardevoir is removed from the video game :^)
>>25676677
WHAT HAVE YOUR WROUGHT
>>25676677
>dubs
>7
>>25676677
This post is 7 but also dubs so it cancels itself. If 7 the thread is over
Pokemon Dating Sim
If 7, games have only 150 pokémon selected from all generations (and that's it, the others are discontinued).
Two of them are Lucario.
>>25676675
If 7 anon is forced to stay
>>25676691
Wew lad
>>25676674
This thread will never end.
If dubs new general
If seven Manhunt will begin to execute all the normie faggots
Game Freak and Chun Soft will take a whole bunch of completed PMD fan fiction and turn them into actual games.
>>25676691
no one ever said that dubs would cancel it out
also lewd content will never be in Pokémon and this thread is over, no more changes can be added
If 7 then we get more cosplay but this time with gardevoirwhich will take up a slot in upcoming pokken DLC
>>25676705
Holy shit. If 7 we get this thread everyday
>>25676707
>>25676717
These are both horrible 7s you should be ashamed.
>>25676677
But that's only for male gardevoir
>>25676715
reroll reroll
>>25676715
Yes it does cancel itself. Also
>>25676719
Roll
If 7 all the jews are forced to give their shekels to make moon man a real thing
>>25676733
no it doesn't
>>25676727
Also for female gardevoir
>>25676733
Fuck my anus. Reroll
If 7 we get 300+ genders we can choose from
not even a change, but if you actually are attracted to Chinese finger painting women, then you're autistic
>>25676757
>fuck my anus
>7
nothing personal but the thread demands it anon.
>>25676757
If seven everyone fucks this anon's anus.
>>25676759
If 7, genders are removed, any Pokémon can breed with any Pokémonor even Digimon
>>25676742
Re-roll
>>25676770
rerolld
>>25676787
>>25676797
if 7 then israel confirmed for the region
If 7, now we will have five move slots instead of four
all moves now have two types
If 7 we make other thread after this one dies, it also ends the thread
If 7, the real enemy this gen is an allegory to ISIS.
You don't beat them; you join them.
>>25676835
Reroll
If 7, only 7s got by namefags work
>>25676835
Reina roll
>>25676838
>8
It was never meant to be.
This can only mean that you, instead, join the US army.
>>25676847
wew lad
>>25676835
Re roll
If 7 we get a new type
>>25676867
Impressive.
>>25676867
well. time to end it i guess.
>>25676867
/thread
Literally
>>25676867
Wew
If 7 this anon gives me free cupcakes
If you lose in a wild pokemon battle you get fucked by it
Someone should do a compilation of facts in this thread. It was epic.
>>25676867
>He saw through my trap
>>25676899
>>25676900
Nice dubs. If 7 we go back to dubs
Your S/M waifu a shit
>>25676943
Thread is over m8
>>25676899
Re-rolling
Everything everyone's wanted back will be in the game plus more.
Edgier story, hard mode, Waifuing, all regions, increase in levels to compensate, rework of EV's and IV's, balance changes in type chart, new types and more.
But it takes 5 years or more to make.
>>25676200
shit
>>25677026
Rerolling for this!
>people still spouting facts even though the thread is over
>>25677067
if 7 or dubs, thread continues
Wow, this thread hit its bump limit fast.
None of you will enjoy Sun and Moon.
