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>Hoenn Pokerap
>Rap in general
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CHALLENGES
IT'S A BRAND NEW GAME
AND A BRAND NEW WORLD
>>25669971
NO THE RAP YOU IDIOT
It's the P to the O-K-E-M-O-N!
The gang's all here, the gang's all here.
It's rollcall time, listen up my friends!
The gang's all here, the gang's all here.
>>25669913
edgy
>>25669978
NEW RIVALS
AS YOU FIGHT FOR SURVIVAL
I want to be the best, there ever was. To beat all the rest, yeah that's my cause!
ELECTRODE
DIGLETT
NIDORAN
MANKEY
VENUSAUR
RATTATA
FEAROW
PIDGEY
SEAKING
JOLTEON
DRAGONITE
GASTLY
PONYTA
VAPOREON
POLIWRATH
BUTTERFREE!
>>25670016
CATCH EM CATCH EM GOTTA CATCH EM ALL...POKEMON
I SEARCH ACROSS THE LAND LOOK FAR AND WIDE
RELEASE FROM MY HAND
THE POWER THATS INSIDE
VENOMOTH
POLIWAG
NIDORINO
GOLDUCK
IVYSAUR
GRIMER
VICTRIBELL
MOLTRES
NIDOKING
FARFETCHD
ABRA
JIGGLYPUFF
KINGLER
RHYHORN
CLEFFABLE
WIGGLYTUFF
>Pokemon anime
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbtER5DxPAE
No relicanth..
>>25670016
You knew that part but now there's more!
With all new games! New Pokemon to explore!
Gengar, Vullaby, Raticate, Toxicroak
Armaldo, Vileplume, Skitty, Seismetoad
Combusken, Snorlax, Millotic, Togepi
Crustle, Gogoat, Luxio, Volbeat!
Metang, Herdier, Farfethch'd, Slowpoke
Solrock, Gothitelle, Minun, Tympole
Deerling, Aegislash, Sandslash,Steelix
Graveler, Oshawott, Camerupt, Swirlix!
Gotta catch 'em all Pokemon!
Ledyba, Sawsbuck, Shellos, Gabite
Foongus, Duskull,Gulpin, Vannilite
Espeon, Makuhita, Throh, Mewtwo
Cleffa, Larvesta, Moltres, Pumpkaboo!
Emolga, Lotad, Haunter, Sewaddle
Paras, Magneton, Duosion, Weepinbell
Porygon-Z, Litleo, Flabebe, Articuno
Lanturn,Munchlax, Badculin, Pidgeotto!
>>25670396
Phew...that was a lot! How many to go?
638!
Wait..what?....nononono!
Galvantula, Staryu, Lopunny, Breloom
Electabuzz, Luvdisc, Magmortar, Skiploom
Wurmple, Avalugg, Piplup, Scyther
Rhyperior, Tyranitar, Lairon, Pyroar!
Azumaril, Zekrom, Hippopootas, Glaceon
Straptor, Giratina, Yamask, Flygon
Lickylicky, Pancham, Mantyke, Pidgeot
Palkia, Wooper, Gallade, Pawniard!
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Do we?
Yes!
>>25670423
Fletchinder, Croconaw, Durant, Cherim
Mew, Amaura, Ursaring, Elgyem
Clempearl, Magikarp, Chatot, Aurorus
Pidove, Ludicolo, Darkrai, Nosepass!
Cranidos, Kyogre, Inkay, Magnezone
Shuppet, Walrein, Delcatty, Gyarados!
Ralts, Latias, Chandelure, Torchic!
Wormadam, Abra, Venomoth, Joltik!
For real though...my throat's getting sore. I need a rest
No rest for the best!
Best..ugh...i get it. fine...
Sunkern, Wingull, Cyndaquill, Timburr
Karrablast, Frillish, Keldeo, Serperior
Starmie, Bellossom, Rufflet, Sharpedo
Florges, Mienfoo, Weavile, Lunatone
Phanpy,Vibrava, Flareon, Bulbasaur!
Cincinno, Swanna, Pinsir, Omastar!
Excadrill, Umbreon, Victini, Relicanth
Chingling, Gliscor, Vanilish, Liligant
These are all seriously Pokemon!
>>25670439
Bronzor, Spearow, Kakuna, Castform
Smeargle, Donphan, Porygon 2, Heatmore
Kekleon, Spewpa, Meowstick, Wobbofett
Spritzee, Grumpig, Onix, Stoutland!
Abomasnow, Electivire, Aerodactyl, Solosis
Aron, Mawile, Riolu, Lapras
Dunsparce, Vivillion, Ho-Oh, Quilava
Bunnelby, Exegecute, Shelmet, Kingdra!
Can i at LEAST get a snack? My blood sugar's low...
We paid you to sing not to stuff your hole!
Quilfish, Skorupi, Burmy, Trubbish
Metagross, Accelgor, Liepard, Corphish
Shiftry, Illumise, Kriketot, Tepig
Glameow, Buneary, Buizel, Togekiss
Simipour, Groudon, Marill, Golbat
Mime Jr., Zweilous, Spinda, Ninjask!
Misdreavus, Charmeleon, Regigigas, Weezing!
Chinchou, Aromatisse, Gothita, Nidoking!
Can never have too many Pokemon!
Ugh...
>>25670447
Corsola, Shinx, Zorua, Xatu
Conkeldurr, Rayquaza, Golduck, Tentacool
Jellicent, Dragalgea, Murkrow, Lileep
Unfeazent, Wailmer, Monferno, Eevee
Ambipom, Lombre, Grotle, Mantine
Charmander, Alakazam, Azurill, Ferroseed
Loudred, Electrike, Spiritomb, Electross
Seel, Clefairy, Driftblim, Delphox
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
But..i have a life!
Leave it!
Volcarona, Vulpix, Hariyama, Reshiram
Gloom, Malimar, Psyduck, Golem
Sneasle, Simisage, Roggenrola, Blastoise
Tynamo, Lampent, Klefki, Purrloin
Skuntank, Tailow, Braxien, Yanma
Dragonair, Machamp, Cacnea, Dialga
Dirfloon, Marowak, Stantler, Mudkip
Panpour, Mienshao, Primeape, Fenniken
Not even half way through! Pokemon!
>>25670455
Squirtle, Tyrogue, Yveltal, Bidoof
Feraligatr, Cacturne, Beartic, Sliggoo
Clefable, Nincada, Stunfisk, Mareep
Ampharos, Magcargo, Caterpie, Slaking
Probopass, Mr. Mime, Drapion, Folatzel
Absol, Jumpluff, Torterra, Victrebel
Axew, Pansear, Doublade, Nidoqueen
Darumaka, Shroomish, Kirlia, Koffing!
Hey!
Oh thank god! Am i done?
Nope! Just dropping off the next list!
NO! PLEASE!
Hypno, Quagsire, Treeko, Horsea
Bagon, Linoone, Phione, Bayleaf
Sudowoodo, Crogunk, Houndoom, Seadra
Hitmonlee, Mightyena, Dedenne, Creselia
Darmanitan, Empoleon, Cubone, Hippowdon
Rapidash, Diggersby, Arcanine, Hydreigon
Carracoasta, Tentacruel, Reuniclus, Garchomp
Typholsion, Carvanah, Dwebble, Machop!
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Klingklang, Furfrou, Aggron, Mesprit
Glalie, Krookodyle, Fraxure, Archen
Greninja, Phantump, Blaziken, Scizor
Helioptile, Samurott, Slakoth, Clawitzer
Meganium, Dratini, Bastiodon, Arceus
Seviper, Manaphy, Shellder, Goreybyss
Claydol, Arbok, Starly, Charizard
Scolipede, Cascoon, Gible, Gardevioir!
THATS IT! NO MORE!
Dont you wanna be the very best?
NO
Well the doors are locked so you best finish!
>>25670469
Salamence, Pichu, Altaria, Clauncher
Swinub, Ninetales, Slugma, Whismur
Jigglypuff, Chimchar, Braviary, Nuzleaf
Jynx, Tornadus, Chickorita, Stunky
Musharna, Kabutops, Meloetta, Houndour
Wartortle, Dusknoir, Shedinja, Emboar
Zangoose, Froslass, Nidoran, Zubat
Natu, Zorua, Swellow, Noibat!
This..is..wrong! Peole know im here!
Just keep on rapping no one's coming for you!
Seedot, Omanyte, Budew, Anorith
Thunderus, Frogadier, Krabby, Togetic
Coballion, Bouffalaunt, Patrat, Surskit
Kabuto, Scatterbug, Pansage, Litwik
Crawdaunt, Grimer, Mismagius, Whirlepede
Kriketune, Sableye, Miltank, Goldeen
Skarmory, Heatran, Dustox, Metapod
Roselia, Drilbur, Chespin, Marshtomp
Who..are you?
It's no use you're caught like we're gonna catch em all Pokemon!
Jirachi,.Alomamola, Beedrill, Parasect
Spoink, Ledian, Ditto, Sentret
Turtwig, Teddiursa, Slowking, Snover
Sawk, Tortouga, Tauros, Garbodor
Meowth, Spheal, Mincinno, Scraggy
Lilipup, Woobat, Zigzagoon, Flaffy
Girafarig, Whimsicott, Dodrio, Poliwag!
Igglypuff, Happiny, Swablu, Swoobat!
[cough]
Sceptile, Swadloon, Bannette, Ferrothorn
Hoppip, Octillery, Slurpuff, Noivern
Exploud, Hoothoot, Infernape, Shuckle
Archeops, Plusle, Genesect, Weedle
Snubbull, Ekans, Dodrio, Porygon
Granbull, Latios, Golurk, Rhyhorn
Purugly, Spinarak, Swalot, Swampert
Cherubi, Roserade, Yanmega, Pelliper!
Liste, i have to uh..pick up my son from soccer practice. he needs me
We have your son too!
NO! Dont hurt him! I'll play your game
>>25670479
Binacle, Tangrowth, Stravaia, Silcoon
Landorus, Larvitar, Vespiquen, Pikachu
Venonat, Carbink, Ducklett, Beldum
Tropius, Zebstrika, Drowzee, Smoochum
Sigilyph, Cloyster, Regice, Goodra
Pacharisu, Floette, Remoraid, Hawlucha
Muuna, Magby, Growlithe, Pignite
Furret, Bisharp, Simisear, Burgmite
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
You won't get away with this!
We already have!
Gigalith, Medicham, Leavanny, Shaymin
Vaniluxxe, Unown, Sandile, Kyurem
Aipom, Beeheyem, Trevenant, Dewgong
Palpitode, Bibarel, Deoxys, Watchog!
Barbroach, Eelektirk, Scrafty, Kadabra
Chesnaught, Raichu, Gurdurr, Gothorita
Cryoginal, Politoad, Baltoy, Venipede
Doduo, Haxorus, Exeggutor, Combee!
Water..please....
Water is a type of Pokemon!
Goomy, Rhydon, Likitongue, Cottonee
Magmar, Klang, Nidorina, Blissey
Xernias, Torkoal, Trapinch, Shelgon
Tranquill, Espurr, Sealeo, Lumineon
Cubchoo, Deino, Krokorok, Meditite
Registeel, Pangoro, Wigglytuff, Celebi
Noctowl, Escavilier, Prinplup, Virizion
Piloswine, Wynaut, Quallidin, Sylveon
How you holding up?
Not good...i..
I dont care!
>>25670492
Pineco, Grovyle, Barbanacle, Slowbro
Cradily, Tyrantrum, Wailord, Skiddo
Whiscash, Suicune, Regirock, Azelf
Kangashkhan, Audino, Entei, Bellsprout
Druddigon, Ariados, Manectric, Froakie
Maractus, Rotom, Chimecho, Bonsly
Shieldon, Petilil, Honchkrow, Helioisk
Chansey, Mamoswine, Mothin, Foretress
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Ugh...
Sandshrew, Huntail Mandibuzz, Bronzong
Cofagrigus, Zapdos, Delibird, Snorunt
Numel, Finneon, Tangela, Poliwhirl
Dusclops, Dewott, Gourgeist, Ivysaur
Zygarde, Magnemite, Boldore, Snivy
Gollet, Lucario, Oddish, Luxray
Fletchling, Lugia, Klink, Carnavine
Gligar, Crobat, Gastrodon, Beautifly
Thats it...no more...
Dont you love your son?
Daddy he's got a gun!
I'll KILL YOU YOU SOCIOPATH
Nidorino, Voltorb, Talonflame, Amoongus
Hitmontop, Poochyena, Persian, Heracross
Vigoroth, Totodyle, Sunflora, Raikou
Pupitar, Feebass, Elekid, Geodude
Machoke, Tyrunt, Masquerain, Leafeon
Servine, Rampardos, Blitzle, Hitmonchan
Skrelp, Uxie, Kingler, Muk
Honedge, Terrakion..
THATS THEM ALL I'M DONE
Did you remember to say both Nidorans/
Yes..male and female..
All right! Sounds good! Now let's go for take 2!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gotta catch 'em all Pokemon!
>>25670505
>The bearer of the content is more important than the content itself!
Shoo, manchild.
>>25670579
It's not that it's shit because it's CollegeHumor, it's that it's shit and it's from CollegeHumor, which generally produces shit, so calling out this shitty thing as being from a shitty content producer is in-line.
>>25670592
have a snack and a nap anon
>>25670610
No.
>>25669979
>edgy
edgy
>>25669998
NOTHING CAN STOP YOU
>>25670093
>pictures for ants
>>25670662
DIAMOND AND PEARL POKEMON!
>>25670057
>VICTRIBELL
>>25670592
How exactly is a Pokerap of 718 shit? That's pretty impressive, and the fact that you can't like it because of your autism is unfortunate.
>>25671172
>lol we're gonna kill your son if you don't sing t3h pokerap!!
It's shit.
KRABBY SNUBBULL VENONAT
MANKEY CHANSEY AND ZUBAT
SLOWKING DITTO BUTTERFREELOO-JEE-AHAND CATERPIE
This exists?
>>25670630
>>edgy
>edgy
edgy
>>25671187
Did you focus on the intermission banter of every other Pokerap too instead of the actual lyrics?
>>25672298
Not particularly, but in a nine-minute-long rap this one takes up several minutes, and the banter in the original
>'We?' What's all this 'we' stuff? I'm the one doing all the hard work!
is better than pushing a joke about a man being kidnapped at the threat of death and the death of his son to sing the Pokérap, it comes across as edgy in the video itself with its delivery if it doesn't in the text list.
>>25671172
>defending this rap
F off the thread
>>25672364
That's still not the point of the video, and references the fact that the only way you could get someone to rap that much is through force.
>>25672395
Grow up
>>25669971
NEW RIVALS
AS WE FIGHT FOR SURVIVAL
NOTHING CAN STOP YOU
DIAMOND AND PEARL
POKEMON
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BATTLE
YOU GOTTA PLAY SMART
YOU GOTTA MOVE FASTER
BEHIND EVER WIN IS A CHANCE TO BEGIN AGAIN
YOU GOTTA TAKE IT ALL IF YOU WANNA BE A MASTERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
POKEMON
POKEMON
IT'S TIME FOR ADVENTURE DIAMOND AND PEARL
WE CAN CHANGE THE WORLD
POKEMON
There was one???
I remember a Johto one, but I only ever heard it in a commercial advertising the new season, but I don't think I ever saw it in an episode.
