this guy is 3000 years old

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>this guy is 10 years old

His scarf looks like Zygarde 10%. His key also looks like Zydoge's hind legs.

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>>25667199
He's been blue balled for 3000 years.

>>25667199
>>this guy is 3000 years old
I'd still let him hit it

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>this guy is X years old

>>25667199
>>25667204
Perhaps they share the sane inability to age?
Az was missing his floette and aged really slowly until it returned. Ash is likewise missing his father

how did he get so tall?

>>25669889
>Az was missing his floette and aged really slowly until it returned.
Is Floette itself immortal or something? Normal Pokémon are known to age and die, only legendaries live eternally. Floette is not a legendary, what gives?

>>25669889
Maybe Ash is actually AZ time traveling around.

>AZ
>Ash Z

He's that universe's Ash.

>>25669919
His Floette was an abomination, he brought it back to life and that was the side-effect, it could never die again and leave him.

>>25667199
And he's a murder

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>>25669902
Maybe ask Leder