Guy's can we just talk about Serena's depression for a sec
>Both her parents were pokemon trainers
>They were fucking ace trainers or something so she would be expected to be a talented trainer
>New kid moves into town
>She shows him the ropes expecting to have an another decent trainer as a rival to compete with
>He beats her easily on their first battle despite her experience
>Their next battle is for the mega ring
>She loses again and he becomes extremely more powerful
>She loses again and again
>Her friends are trying to meet up to hang out
>She blows them off for training alone
>Eventually he destroys Team Flare by himself
>She challenges him again at victory road
>Another loss
>Goes home in defeat
>He becomes the fucking champion
>A whole parade in his honor
>You basically get a participation award
>The fucking ancient king of the region proclaims him as the Messiah
>Somehow she gets a mega ring
>One last battle
>After getting destroyed she just gives him her mega stone
>"He could probably use it better than me"
>Friendly reminder of her reaction every time she lost
Her mother rode Rhyhorn for a living. That is hardly an ace trainer.
>>25654261 As a rival you fucking dumbass
>>25654241
Still she didnt kill herself
What an annoying lil bitch
>>25654241
Doesn't that usually sum up the plot of nearly all the games, you pick one person to lead to fame and glory while the other one gets left in the dumps?
>>25654265
>he didn't play as the girl
Step it up, family. You're an embarrassment tbqh.
>>25654320
Difference between her and Green/Blue/Gary is that he made it all the way to champion and you had to fight him for it.
She's on the same level of Silver and Wally who struggle to keep up with you.
>>25654349
>playing as a girl
Faggot detected.
>>25654373
>not playing as the girl
fuccboi retard detected
>>25654400
are you insecure about yourself?
>>25654400
I am a boy so I will play as a dude your a flaming fag that wants dick up his ass thats why hes playing as a girl.
>>25654349
>gaylords that play as girls also use negro twitter speak
>>25654373
>>25654484
>Wanting to stare at a dudes ass throughout the entire game.
Homosexuals detected.
>>25654560
>Wanting to stare at a girl's ass throughout the entire game.
Creep detected.
>>25654560
I swear if you customize your female trainer you really are a fucking faggot.
>>25654560
>Staring your characters ass.
Wtf?! All i see is shedninj...................
>>25654484
>I am a boy
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be a man one day.
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>playing as Calem
>>25654610
It's called shedinja you fucking imbecile, no such thing as a "shedninja"
>>25654484
>your
Well, you were right about one thing. You are a boy. Does your mother know you're on the internet past your bedtime?
>>25654560
>I play as a girl so I can stare at her "ass"!
>I'm not a total faggot, I promise!
>>25654640
>Grammar got wrong wehn suol got devored by poketto monsta
>>25654723
Well Shauna is way more better than Serena anyway so nothing of value was lost.
>>25654616
I am a man, I just said boy because the game asks if you are a boy or girl.
>>25654888
Are you legitimately on the spectrum?
You sure as shit seem it.
>>25654888
That's what a 13 yrs old would say
>>25654560
>the Arin Hanson argument
k
>>25654919
>>25654902
How can I be in the electromagnetic spectrum?
>>25654918
Are you sure?
>>25654241
Least she gets that mega-dick in the end. Reminder that Calem/Serena is cannon and all other mc pairing are not.
>>25654948
You went from "lmao gays sux they liek dix xp" to "I am a grown up man. I swear. Please don't hIT ME MOTHER"
So yeah pretty much sure
>>25654973
So assinine behavior is underage? Do you ever walk outside?
>>25654948
You tell yourself it's an apartment, you know, your own place when in reality it's just your mom's basement.
And even she thinks you're as much a disappointment as the rest of the world.
Serious question, why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>25654349
You're seriously insecure about you gender identity aren't you?
Maybe you should see a therapist.
>>25655003
Why would I kill myself?
>it's a "both sides are insecure about their own sexuality and showcase it in different ways" episode
>>25655030
That's the only thing you deny from that post?
Ha. In that case you really should kill yourself you cum chugging cock chomper.
Remember, across the street not down the road. You wouldn't want to fuck that up like you have literally everything else in your pathetic excuse for a life.
>>25655059
Why would I kill myself?
>Pathetic life
Im sorry what? How can a life be pathetic?
>>25654241
I always felt bad beating Serena for these exact reasons. She was constantly off training to beat me, and she never could. Poor girl.
>>25655051
kek
>>25655080
Jfc this must be your first day on /vp/
>>25655080
Look in the mirror.
That is pathetic.
If you are too much a coward to slit your own wrists, drink as much bleach as you can in under a minute. I know you would prefer to drink a gallon of jizz like you do on a daily basis but just pretend. You seem good at pretending since you have this grand fantasy that you are important to anyone.
>>25655113
I have browsed this board since 2014 so you are wrong. How can a life be pathetic? What is pathetic even? I dont understand what you are saying anon.
Wow, it's only a matter of time before futa gets brought up and the thread sinks even lower.
>>25655123
What ? Why would I care about appearing important to other humans?
How is my mirror pathetic?
>>25655149
So which Poke-Girl do you think would have the biggest dick?
Who would have the smallest?
>>25655123
>You seem good at pretending
spoken like someone who has had cum on their tongue
>>25654918
>being more retarded than a 13 year old
>>25655147
>>25655159
>I pretend to be deep and intellectual by pretending I don't understand the question.
Toppest of keks.
The next time you speak, please remove all the cocks from your mouth so people can at least think you aren't a colossal fag.
>>25655160you're playing with fire anon
>>25655147
1)im not the anon whos calling u pathetic, im the one whos calling u childish
2)stop bitching because someone called u pathetic, grow a fucking pair
3)jesus christ your mom must be so fucking disappointed
I make a thread about how you destroy a characters life and it turns into a debate about whether its gay to play as a girl.
10/10 Never change /vp/
>>25655160
Hilda has the biggest.
Rosa has the smallest.
>>25655160
Rosa or the daycare lady.
I left my Pokemon in instead of switching so she'd knock a couple out and not feel like she got curb stomped too hard.
>>25655175
I have never had a penis in my mouth before so this comment is dumb.
>>25655186
How am I bitching? I am just asking questions.
>>25655178Then let it all burn.
I'd put May as the largest with Serena as the smallest.
>>25655160
Female protag in fire/leaf would be the one with the biggest cock i think
>>25655212
So which relative raped you? You are obviously repressing the memory of sucking, at least, one cock. Safe bet would be that one uncle that no one talks about but it could totally be your dad too. Less likely would be a brother.
>>25655203
>>25655218
>Hilda and May with monster cocks
>>25655195
AND NOW IT'S ABOUT FEMALE PENISES
>>25655218
>Serena's adorable little acorn cock.
I need this.
>>25654241
None of this will ever compare to the heart wrenching storyline of Hugh's sister's lost Purloin
>>25655195
>>25655247
>The main topic of the thread has still yet to be actually discussed
>>25656535
This
Let's take the autism in a different direction.
>>25654241
That face she gets when she loses. She's upset because she knows she's going to have to explain to her parents that she, the child of prodigies, just lost (yet again) to the child of a Rhyhorn racer. Naturally, they're going to be upset, and as strict parents, they're going to have to teach her a lesson. They'll make her fetch a switch from the front yard, and they'll make sure she knows what happens when she isn't the best she can be.
>>25656846
h-hot
>>25654241
>Serena starts to cry after losing for the 20th time
>"A weak trainer with a weak spirit. How fucking fitting."
>"W-who are you to decide that?! I've come this far all by myself! That has to count for something!"
>"If it really meant anything, you wouldn't be bawling your eyes out like a child that didn't get her way. Face it, you're a fraud. A joke. You didn't even face the Elite Four."
>"You're wrong..."
>"Didn't anyone ever tell you to respect your superiors? I've only beaten you several times now, and THAT proves I'm better than you'll ever be! Bad girls like you should be punished for your badmouthing."
>punch
>"AAAAAHHH! No... stop..."
>"Oh, what's this? A Mega Ring? That sure came in handy when I crushed your Mega Absol with one hit. It wasn't even super-effective! Not that you'd know anything about type advantages."
>"Put it back! Y-you're going too far! Please, STOP!"
>"Mega Rings are designed to bring out a Pokemon's true potential! But what good is a potential if Pokemon are stuck with a weak trainer like you? Maybe it'd be better if someone else found it..."
>"Please... no, I'll do anything!"
>"You CAN'T do anything! You never could!"
>Serena jumps for the ring, but she's too late
>chucked in a river
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
>"Hahahaha! Cry all you want! It's gone, just with any hope you had of being a decent trainer. Just goes to show how weak you really are, Serena."
>"I hate you... I HATE YOU!"
>>25654241
>playing as calem
>when Serena is the canon choice like May is in the Hoenn games
Fuck, I'm playing Y for the first time now and every time she shows up to battle me I feel so bad. That image is hurtful to look at OP
>>25657011
>tfw sometimes I considered losing against her just so she could have a win
>>25654241
>After getting destroyed she just gives him her mega stone
>"He could probably use it better than me"
?
That doesn't happen. Calem/Serena say they found two Absolite and simply give you the second one. Admittedly, finding two of the same Mega Stone is awfully convenient.
>>25657011
>>25655245
Gay
>>25656945
I want to bully Serena
>>25654241
I love these theories. As long as you don't claim she was a ghost the whole time.
They missed the perfect opportunity to make Serena a villain halfway through the story.
>>25657945
This. Calem's lines just came across as really awkward and disingenuous whenever he showed up. Are Serena's lines as a rival also that bad?
>>25654400
>>25654373
>>25654558
i forgot /vp/ was filled with children
>>25658041
I forgot /vp/ was filled with Reddit
>>25658068
Why not both?
>>25658041
Autistic children. That aside, it doesn't fucking matter whether or not you play as your actual gender in Pokémon, unless you're playing X and Y where the male option doesn't get many good customization options at all.
>>25658068
I don't think it's so much reddit as tumblr. Not even shitposting.
>>25656971
>implying there are canon players except for Red in RBY
Dumbass
>>25654349
Read the thread you fucking retard
>>25655100
>>25655209
>>25657011
>being this much of a bleeding heart
Rivals are only there to be crushed.
>>25658403
Gold > Red
She got my Charmelion killed in a double battle because she can't battle for shit in my nuzlocke. Fuck her.
Serena is the canon mc
>>25656945
Came here to post this.
>>25658487
Still trash.
>>25654592
>not dressing up your pokegirl in cute little outfits
Ultimate faggot detected
>>25658507
>picking Serena
>dressing her up
ok, buddy
>>25658507
I bet you played dress-up with your sister's Barbies, turbofaggot.
>>25654241
She lives in a world where everyone in the world is a pokemon trainer, at some point you get over this shit and realize there are people who are better than you.
Stop trying to make her look like she had a unique sob-story.
>>25658487
Nope. During the montage leading up to Sun and Moon's reveal, it showed Calem for XY.
The only canon girls are Dawn and Hilda.
>>25658448
You can also pick Kris in Crystal, and since third versions are generally considered canon (until remakes)...
>>25658597
>Pokemon
>Anything being canon
I want /vp/ to die.
>>25654241
That's what she gets for underestimating you and believing you'd only be good enough to "compete" with.
>>25658446
B-but she wasn't your rival, she was your friend...
>>25658577
>>25658518
>see this is why you are fags
>you do that? Then you are fag
Bitches, please! If you go to any manly youtuber, you know; the normie player, you will see they have nothing against playing as girls. Literally only manchildren or faggots want to dress up their male avatar in colorful outfits, because they are unable to identify with both genders. Get out of your cave and you'll see that 90% of the population treat boys and girls as equals.
>>25658448
What has that got to do with anything you stupid moron?
