Which Pokemon would you fistfight with?
one without fists
>>25650153
Honestly, if I were forced to fistfight with a 'mon?
Probably something like Kakuna or Metapod. That way I win easily.
>>25650169
You'd probably break your hand after it Hardens up.
>>25650153
I don't punch animals because I'm not a psychopath.
Hoppip or Sunkern
nice
>>25650153
I am going to need the sauce of that pic.
I would pick abra, the fucke would teleport away and I would win by default
>>25650153
preferably none
>>25650476
if it uses pokemon moves then its not a fistfight anymore, its a battle
Alakazam
>>25650153
>you will never be physically abused and insulted by a superior masculine charizard
why even live /vp/
>>25650591
Since Alakazams hold themselves up with Psychic energy due to a lack of muscles, would it be cheating if they tried to fight back at all?
>>25650153
>charizard tries to punch you
>throw gravels at it
>>25650639
>pocket sand!
>>25650559
https://twitter.com/Takato_rizardon
>>25650639
>>25650673
>not sand attack
Do you guys even pidgey
>>25650592
What would an abusive charizard do to you, Anon?
>>25650693
>>25650639
>>25650153
Magikarp.
>>25650153
He'll probably fold you into a ball with one punch
>>25650153
None of them.
Sounds pretty appealing. I'd get in a fight with zekrom, guy's just asking for a punch.
>>25650808
>>25650808
>>25650153
I've been doing martial arts competitions for years and have trained in a few styles. I'd probably try fighting a mienshao or a hitmonchan, maybe even a mega lopunny. Machamp sounds like certain death but not completely impossible.
I want to engage in fisticuffs with a Flabebe and lose on purpose
Fist fight a Golurk or Machamp
I'll take this 4'07" nigger any day of the week.
i want to fight tyranitar. my fists can crush mountains.
>>25653295
Mega Lopunny would be even more deadlier than Machamp. Mega Lopunny is just as strong, but twice as fast.
i want machoke to fist me hard
