Why is this not a real Pokémon?

Because it's garbage.

Because it's creepy as hell.

It looks more like a middle evolution between Mime Jr. and Mr. Mime personally. Also needs an infuriatingly male name for the English dub like the other two

I vote Mime Sr.

>>25648883
Because it's fanmade

>>25648897
To be fair, so is Mr. Mime. It's Gen VI animation is particularly creepy.

It should have a silent cry. Mimes don't speak.

Don't mess it up this time gf.

>>25648899
I think Mr. Mime should get a Ph.D. and become a Dr.

>>25650262
When I was in middle school my brother and I used to invent fakemon and draw them terribly on paint. Our Mr. Mime evolution was called Dr. Mime

>>25648897
it's cuter than mr.mime though