Lets have a good ol Pokemon cringe thread
>i only know gen1 pokemans!!!
nothing of values was not lost.
I want to marry Reshiram and eat her shit.
Who has that video with the guy calling the Pokemon games sequels?
>>25639737
Dude
Fuckemn Pokemon 4/??
one bottle of gender conditioner please
>>25639625
> I've cried at the "boy or girl" question.
Jesus fuck. Just pick the one you identify as.
Or do what I do and pick whichever design you like better.
>>25639737
>>25639757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuGP5FSSq5I
gotchu covered famiglia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZb2y8aNggM
*gasp*
>>25640850
>>25640818
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25640870
>I've been practicing for this for a long time
>I'm gonna use bide
EVERY FUCKING TIME
Anyone got that picture of the guy who wants Mewtwo to bone him?
Something like "Mewtwo, oh baby, I wish we could be together."
>>25640870
Empoloen takes 105 damage, so Bide deals 210
At level 47 with 0 EVs, Giratina-O has between 198 and 212 HP
Giratina would need an HP IV of 28 or higher to have 211 HP
Dude had a 1/8 chance of this actually working
>>25640882
It's a she, anon.
>>25640859
The dumbfuck that said that is probably the kind of dumbfuck that identifies themselves as a fucking animal or some made up shit
>>25640916
Didn't think of that. Shit, now we're going to have "Furry" as a "gender" option.
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-247965078
>>25641026
>>25639737
>>25640864
I kinda feel like killing myself now.
>>25640916
See, I wouldn't mind an optional androgynous 3rd character that is addressed as they/them just for extra options. But of course it has to be made into the SJW bullshit, and I can't be interested in it without people thinking I'm some ze/xir trigenderfluid otherkin weirdo.
>>25640935
Is it weird that I've fapped to that artist before?
Not proudly or anything, though.
>>25640905
and he had a fucking masterball
"Shiny Giratina? Nah, I'm not gonna waste my master ball on that"
The end
I want pictures of Gabidou99.
>Oh, look at this big boy, still needs his diapers!
>>25640935
>>25640943
>>25640955
>>25640962
>>25640974
>>25640982
>>25640991
>>25641007
>>25641025
>>25641035
>>25641051
>>25641066
>>25641079
That is some thread-nuking material you've posted there.
does this person live in a world where rainbows and lollipops rain from the sky
How the hell can a question " are you a boy or a girl" almost make someone cry
>>25641081
>>25640999
>>25641140
gender dysphoria is a real thing but a prompt in a video game making someone cry over it is bullshit and it shows that they're just pretending for attention
>>25641116
Jesus christ kill it with fire
>>25641167
>>25641034
>>25641062
> How did I fell
I stopped reading there.
>>25641184
The last guy must really like Treecko
>>25641167
>Meh. I hate the N00Bs telling the "Genwunner" to "go home". Um . . . . WE (our/my generation) taught you about Pokemon. You'd still be playing CoD and Halo sucking your thumb we didn't introduce you.
This one sentence pisses me off so much.
Why are these kind of people allowed to exist?
>>25641167
>>25641184
Huh, I always wondered where all the Genwunners congregated.
>>25639625
>JUST
MARY MARY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efi9eZbJKzo
>>25641248
I'm not sure if I should be angry, laughing, or cringing.
>>25641248
>September 9, 2007
>>25641318
That's just one of the points before the site ceased to exist, not the date that the site was published.
>>25641248
I wonder what they're thinking now.
Specifically, that is.
>>25641248
>Charcolt
>Saurasaur
wut
>>25641116
>4 charizards
>one of which is blue
>>25641405
Those were "Pokegods", they were popular rumours like Mew being under the truck that didn't seem to be as widespread.
>>25641405
I recognize Charcolt and Rainer as two of the Pokégods. Sounds like someone mistook the rumors as information about the next games.
Why is this thread happening?
>>25641248
I got a chuckle out of that last line about Mewtwo.
>>25641079
Milotic is going to wait for her friend to come out the other end intact. She doesn't know what's going to happen. This comic makes me sad.
>>25641482
I just kept thinking "Lucario's metal spikes are going to wreck her intestines"
>>25641248
>charcolt
I remember as a kid we always called the next Charizard "Charizoid".
>>25640999
>discises self as a leaf
>>25641569
>My love for you always... Burns.
>>25640999
>>25641544
>>25639625
Fucking shit
>>25641034
This is the first thing in the thread to actually make me cringe. Everyone likes to post pokefuckers in cringe threads, but that's like half of /vp/ so it gets to a point where that doesn't do anything for you.
>>25641569
I gotta admit, for as cringey as Monty x Lugia and the dialogue is, the art isn't half bad.
>>25639625
The entire fucking world is consisted of men or women, with about 1% of 1% consisting of transgender scum..
Why the fuck do they think they are entitled to any sort of extra shit?
I like liberalism in terms of slowly moving forward, but god damn people are latching on to the dumbest and GAYEST of shit, thinking they are entitled to get whatever they want which they DON'T.
>>25640870
His mom or girlfriend or whatever has a hot voice though.
>>25641777
>squeaks cutely
>>25640870
jajajajaja fucking retarded, not having a dedicated catcher while shinny hunting.
>>25640870
The best part about this is probably that he SAYS he has a Master Ball and doesn't just use it from turn 1.
>>25641777
>phantom limbs
What?
>>25641482
Basically every character in vore stories have the mystical ability to un-lethalize their digestive systems at will.
Don't ask me why I know that.
>>25641841
limbs that cause spooks
>>25639635
It's not asked in gen 1.
>>25641777
>I'm a character-Nintendo-made-up-in-2013-kin!
>>25640870
I like that his mom knows exactly what he's talking about when he said he "killed the shiny".
https://youtu.be/fC9bQrXWXsw
>>25641844
that or they have some magical 'reforming' shit after they digest.
Don't ask me either.
>>25641841
It's when you lose your arm or leg (or were even born without it), but you get a sensation like you can still feel it and like it should be there.
They're saying they have that sensation, but for their Sylveon tail.
>>25639625
Fixed it
>>25641777
This is autism in its purest form.
>>25641851
While an actual phenomenon experienced by amputees, one which causes the patient to feel sensations of the limb or stimuli where the limb was, the above seems to be a case of delusion
https://youtu.be/rmthNfFOFj8
https://youtu.be/-8EdSBz7Ivk
>>25641167
>genwunners are facebook
kek
that explains a lot
>>25641569
"always...Burns"
Fuck me man, too good
This was a fun week on /vp/
>>25640870
That gasp gets me every fucking time. One of my all time favorite cringe/shiny fails I've ever seen because it never fails to make me laugh.
http://pastebin.com/9ZqkK3vh
>>25640877
TFW when the person who gives you pidgeotite has a picture of omanynte in the background. Did TPP really do something?
>>25640870
>>25640864
...The fuck?
Okay, SOME Pokemon games are sequels (gen 1 > Gen 2, BW > B2W2, and I'm fairly certain a game in there is set before a previous gen), but this dipshit has it all wrong. Fuck him, fuck his face, and fuck his stupid haircut.
>>25641081
>theme song: bring me to life - evanescence
my fucking sides
>>25641418
There are two baby charizards as well, which for some reason aren't charmanders.
>>25641418
>>25642117
>>25641116
Two Charmeleons, too.
>>25641184
>all these Hoenn babies including Gen 3 as part of the original
Gen 3 is clearly when the general direction started to change (thank you Masuda...)
>>25641248
>>25641248
This faggot foreshadowed Mega-Evolutions
>>25641167
>Does it work for Gameboy Advance?
>>25641939
Jesus h christ the first one
>>25640864
So many people misuse the word cringe. THIS is what that word fucking means. This video is one of the most cringe inducing things I've ever seen.
>>25641939
>>25642181
Does anyone else really hate the stupid anime "pokemon saying their own names" shit? I much prefer the cries in the games where they sound like actual animals. And now they're starting to implement the anime voices into the games with Pikachu and it's getting me worried for Sun/Moon.
>>25639625
Have we entered the dark age of information era?
>>25642263
If it's just Pikachu then it's okay because it is the mascot of the franchise and shouldn't really bother anyone
>>25642263
It's Pikachu, he's allowed to break the rules. I wouldn't worry.
>>25641116
They did unspeakable, sexual thigs, didn't they?
>>25642263
>And now they're starting to implement the anime voices into the games with Pikachu and it's getting me worried for Sun/Moon.
>now
>>25640850
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>>25642263
I wouldn't worry. Since pokemon have different names depending on region, implementing anime cries would be too much work for them.
>>25641939
son of a bitch. i didn't need to see this
Never cringed harder in my life
https://youtu.be/aWMqJ_45LQI
>>25641943
>>25641232
I thought everybody knew that normies on facebook were the only real hive of genwunners. It's full of people that pretend they're nerdy because they nostalgia every now and then.
>>25642469
>This is the hardest you've ever cringed in your life
Kill yourself. Go on, I'll wait.
>>25641883
Does she? She could have just been pretending to understand what's going on to comfort him.
>>25642469
Well meme'd, lad!
+1 from me.
tips fedora
upbaots on the left
>>25642469
Are you THIS insulated? Sad really.
>>25642526
>>25642667
Did you two even watch the video asses?
That's ghe most embarrassing theme I've eber heard in my fucking life. Holy shit now I'm pissed
>>25642686
You're the ass for posting it in a cringe thread. If that's the most cringe worthy shit you've ever seen you should just leave for your own good.
>>25642686
I've seen it several times already. It's not terrible, not spectacular. Seriously, if this is all it takes to trigger you, >>25642705 has it right.
>>25640877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK0X3Ql56XE
>>25640907Sounds like Shokotan
>>25641026
Jesus Christ I could feel my IQ dropping as I read through all of that.
>>25642469
It's shit but there have been worse themes in the dub.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DwMbOVGJlw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlGQWKVLubk
>>25641174
>gender dysphoria is a real thing
No, it fucking isn't. It's a cry for attention from people who weren't fucking hugged as kids. Have you ever seen a child say they're a...whatever the fuck those people say they are? Has you ever heard a child say they're anything other than a boy or a girl? That's because the idea that there are more genders hasn't gotten into their heads yet.
>>25641079
Why is my penis erect?
>>25642925
This tbhfam
>>25641285
I've read/watched everything in the thread up to this point and this is the first thing I couldn't finish.
>>25639625
This is satire
>>25641116
>>25641102
And people call 2010-2011 the "golden days" of /vp/. This board always was and always will be shit.
What is this fetish even called?
>>25642767
>story is called KAYLA EAT POOP
>kayla doesn't eat poop
???
>>25642925
uh, gender dysphoria just means that you are a boy who would rather be a girl or a girl who would rather be a boy
it doesnt mean you self identify as a pan-dimensional memekin
>>25642925
>>25643010
That's not what gender dysphoria is. Gender dysphoria is just being uncomfortable with your physical sex, it has nothing to do with there being a gender other than male or female or whatever.
>>25639625
Call them "IT" and they'll bitch either way so who cares, one less fag playing Pokémon.
>>25643338
2010 was the golden age.
I actually left around 2011 because this kind of thing started to show up too often. I hadn't mastered the art of ignoring shit I don't like yet back then.
I clearly remember some very popular threads at the time that went like "Can I sleep with you tonight master?" or something along those lines.
>>25642923
Truegreen is a Sceptile bro, though...
>>25641184
>its nice to see the guys from digimon got jobs
9/10 made me kek and probably made some /vp/oreons commit sudoku
>>25644593
Sadly that was the only funny comment in that cap. By that I man the only genuinely funny one.
>>25641184
>Nothing will beat the original 252
That guy must really like Treecko.
>>25640864
Oh my god, my sides.
They have left me for the other world.
>>25644633
The captcha for this post is a sign with "251" on it.
What the fuck.
>>25642768
>tfw Shoko-tan knows enough English to be like this
>tfw it isn't just part of her screen persona
>yfw you will never know this feel
>>25644687
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>>25641285
I PHYSICALLY SCREAMED
MARY MARY!
>>25643486
Anyone have the Arceus one?
>>25641026
This shit is brilliant.
>>25644755
Like most good comedians, Shokotan's onscreen personality is just a slightly exaggerated version of her real personality.
>>25641167
I know one of the people in that post.
>>25645101
Have you tried to call them out? Or at least teach them how to make their comments less cringey and more comedy?
>>25642469
The actual cringey part is that there are people that will actually defend this shit.
>>25642469
Eh. Not cringey enough. Mediocre at best, lazy at worst.
>>25645134
I usually don't because whenever we hang out we're with like minded individuals. I don't want to cause any trouble and ruin the mood plus they all kind of look down on me because I'll be the youngest in the group and the least successful.
>>25642263
I always liked a good mix between saying their names and normal grunts and stuff.
I don't have pics, but that turbo-autist Princess Cynthia or whatever from Bulba or Serebii's forums is pretty cringeworthy.
>>25641947
I wonder what does that anon think about korrina's lucario?
>>25641167
Only one solution for people like this.
>>25641184
>>25641167
I got a strange feeling that these people only like pokemon on facebook to be 'hip'.
I love me some genwun as much as the next genwunner, but for fucks sakes. This is just fucking sad. I'd easily bet that some of these people aren't even the age of someone who was around in 98.
>>25641761
He says "its the game mom"
>>25641947
That had to have been a joke. I just can't believe it's a real person.
>>25641939
Except for the girl in the first one the ending of it was actually kind of funny...
This thread needs more REESHIRAAAAYYYUUUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiqReAXYMD4
Fucking kill me
>>25641102
>>25643338
>taking ulcer and a fellow showderp fag seriously
get worked fags
Does parody count? Ironic cringe is still a cringe.
>>25640864
>>25646020
Looks straight out of a 'does he like you' wikihow article.
Are you a Boy, Girl or an Attack Helicopter?
>>25641569
I bet the author of this created it to shitpost.
>>25641034
>>25641167
>>25641184
>>25641248
are genwunners the most cancerous part of the pokemon fandom ?
>>25641034
Why do these people blatantly lie?
>>25646050
I want grumpig to hypnotize me into giving him head and eating him out while drowzee fucks me from behind
>>25642868
That was my shit in middle school
>>25640877
>Shitting Moltres
>>25641982
>ctrl f
>still hasn't defeated madara uchiha
>>25641893
Sorry but when you say shit what exactly do you mean?
>>25646356
He means "bull honkey".
>>25639625
>misgendering my friends
Why don't they take that up with God.
Aren't they the ones misgendering themselves?
>>25641915
No, this is tumblr.
http://pastebin.com/9ZqkK3vh give it a read lads
>>25646582
>evolved into charidogon
>>25643048
>>25641939
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE REUPLOADED MARY
MARY
MARYYYY
>>25639625
>>25640850
Fucking god, if you're gonna say that at least don't use your real name!!
>>25647012
JustinRPG has publically put out much worse things than that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eK0JVH4Cfk
>>25640916
Then play fucking mystery dungeon.
>>25639625
>>25643183
>>25641116
>that one nigga who's a Spinarak
I bet he's aight
>>25640870
>after 36 days of soft resetting
>36 days
>doesn't immediately throw a masterball
>thirty-six days
>uses a move as unpredictable as bide
>One month and six days
I don't feel sorry for him.
>>25641079
I don't fucking get vore. Is dying part of the fetish?
>>25647196
Have you got the one the one where they criticize someone saying they wanted to Oak to ask them if they were XX or XY in Gen 6?
>>25641081
>>25641142
This isn't really all that edgy. This is just some dumb Mary-Sue tsudere Pikachu with an overly convoluted Team Rocket backstory. I thought Edgy was all about blood and gore and gruesome shit?
Either way, I did cringe reading that backstory, so well done!
>>25647330
>not even Dragon-type from the get go.
Color me surprised.
>>25646041
Please tell me this is someone's self insert dressed as Hilda and not Hilda as a cat.
>>25647385
Sometimes, but in this case is not. Often the author assumes the characters' bodies are completely safe.
But, as a variant of BDSM it is, to have a lethal end or not appeals to different levels of sadism or masochism.
>>25639625
>>25641777
>>25641914
>>25646178
>>25646792
>>25646955
>>25647196
>>25647409
What's up with the trend of not identify yourself as a man or a woman? I know it's just a teenager thing, but at least in my times they satisfied their drama needs with emo music.
>>25641167
The the sad thing is that the first comment is something that my gf would probably say.
>>25641026
That's exactly how some dumb redditor/dumblrite spoke to me on /tv/ when called out on their asshurt & offtopic /pol/ obsession.
>>25647746
A couple legit mental cases did it, posted about it on the Internet, and people who go to sites like tumblr saw it as an opportunity to become special snowflakes.
>>25647765
>>25640870
>>25647367
You can find shinies in literal minutes these days. ORAS made the encounter rate like 1 in 200 if I'm not mistaken
>>25641167
>>25641184
I wonder what these freaks think about anything new in their life.
>oh moving out of my parent's house and into a home of my own? No way, parent's for life, I liked the old one better than this new shit. It's not even a house in my eyes.
>>25647823
I think the highest chance is around 1/500 with the shiny charm and a max Dexnav chain.
>>25640864
>that singing
Really though, I spent most of the video trying to figure out which games he gave which numbers.
>>25647088
This is absolutely surreal.
>>25647844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-0ppchziiA
>dexnav odds 201
>>25640870
>Pokemon 4
>the only new pokemon I saw was Lugia
I had to stop there. No more.
>>25640999
Yessssssss
>>25647858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvt4lZl1pv0
>3 (THREE) hours
>>25642138
i think you need glasses
>>25640999
Roleplay always makes me cringe.
Always.
>>25644633
can't blame him treecko is a bro
>>25640850
JustinRPG is such a stud
>>25640864
He's got to be kidding
>>25640870
>I'm gonna use bide
>HUH!
>I SHOULD'VE USED A MASTERBALL!
The only thing that comes close to this is the kid who had the shiny Drifblim explode on him because he forgot his damp Golduck.
How these fucking idiots spend literally months of their lives on this autistic task and don't use surefire capture methods will always be a mystery to me.
>>25641081
The initial design is actually pretty cool.
>>25641777
I can sorta understand not identifying as a man or woman, but how the fuck do you identify as a fucking pokemon
>>25641167
>why do you keep destroying my childhood
Never understood these people. Was your childhood THAT fragile and hollow?
>>25641167
The funny thing is X/Y were gen 1 pandering to the point where it was dull. There's been so much Kanto pandering over the course of the series that my nostalgia for it has pretty much dried up completely.
If Su/Mo is more nostalgia shit I won't be buying it. I want another Gen V.
>cringe thread
>no number god 100: perfect charizard
You failed.
http://pastebin.com/9ZqkK3vh
>>25648524
>>25641982
>>25646582
well nevermind, but that's a minimal amount of replies
>>25647935
I once had his discography uploaded on my channel, but Justin himself actually took it down.
>>25641777
For some reason I'm willing to accept the f
Fox/Sylveon shit but the Goodra on top of that is just a step too far.
It's like that kid who could never decide what character he was so he was just "Super Sonic Greymon Goku".
>>25647935
>>25641066
>>25641116
This just genuinely makes me feel sad for some reason.
>>25645949
>expect cleansing fire
>get old dickwad with a shotgun
...close enough.
Give me some JustinRPG fanfics and I will do readings of them on vocaroo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPyhlybViJw
I hope this hasn't been posted already"SING WITH ME RESHIE-RAHM"
>>25648654
I saw you
>>25648636
Subtle
>>25641844
So what about the Vore comics where full digestion is a thing?
I'm fine with full tour Vore, just make sure you show it. It's also why I can't stand Graduation and Beheading Ceremony, what are the logistics of that universe to make this possible? Why have middle school if everyone dies? Why is everyone so happy? At least explain what happens next and how highschool works because if you have some magic resurrection machine, make explicit note of it.
Same goes for Vore. If Death isn't a thing, explain it. Make note of it. If gardivor eating a 6 yo doesn't end in that 6yo dying and eventually she'll reconstitute into life again, fucking show it.
