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Arbok
2016-03-16 21:05:29 Post No. 25605008
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Arbok
2016-03-16 21:05:29
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>Be me
>Wake up in cave
>Begin to worry about myself
>Arbok is a lazy serpent
>Realize I have to get up and do stuff
>Turn on Arbok's favorite "jam"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSZ-0Mr30mU [Embed]
>Normies get out
>Look at my little fuck toy I named after my favorite best friend
>Hug it close
>Look at little butthole sex toy named "Mallorie" Arbok snuggles it aggressively
>Koopa bros wanna hangout
>Send reply back in Pokegear Phone
>"Sssure..."
>Arbok feels loved and cozy at bar
>Most of bros are loyal Trump Koopas
>Arbok has no problem with this
>See qt3.14 that always looks for Arbok
>Too beta to lift hood on high for little qt Rattata
>Arbok wants to eat qt Rattata so bad
>Go home and snuggle back up to "Mallorie"
>Have begun talking about myself in 3rd person frequently
>NORMIES..............[Get out]
