Why are middle evolutions so awkward looking?
>>25594645
Weren't you awkward in your teenage years, anon?
>>25594663
/tread/
Because the first stage is designed to be cute while the final stage is designed to be badass/cool and the middle stage is just left to be an awkward fusion of the two without totally being one or the other.
>>25594663
>tfw 21 and still at the awkward teenage phase
Will I be like this forever?
>>25594645
So that it makes you want to evolve it into its final form
>>25594703
23 here and yes.
>>25594703
>>25594738
Work on yourselves. I thought I had a late puberty too but it turned out I was just gross and lazy.
Pretty sure that's a later Gen problem
Wartortle, Ivysaur, Charmeleon, Bayleef, Quilava, and Crocnaw all look fine.
>mfw Grovyle, Bayleef, Quilava, Frogadier, Braxien don't have an awkward stage
Middle starter evos are so underrated.
>>25594781
Disagree on Charmeleon and Crocnaw
>>25594810
That thing is hideous tbqh
>>25594781
Nigga what.
Croconaw had identity issues and thought it was a caveman.
Quilava has ass flames.
Wartortle thought he needed a thing and grew out his tail.
>>25594781
Charmeleon is a little awkward, mostly because it's so red when Charmander and Charizard are orange.
Croconaw is really ugly and has that weird caveman tunic thing going on.
Ivysaur = Wartortle > Charmelon
Bayleef > Quilava > Croconaw
Grovyle > Marshtomp > Combusken
Monferno > Grotle > Prinplup
Pignite > Dewott > Servine
Braixen > Frogadier > Quilladin
>>25594810
quilladin and chesnaught were both mistakes
TPCi knows that and that's why Clemont will never evolve his Chespin
>>25594944
>Pignite >
No, this obese faggot ruined Tepig
Dewott has a terrible color scheme
Servine is meh but not blatantly bad like the other two
>>25594826
Fuck you. Quilladin is adorable.
>>25594645
says you
>>25594973
>obese
Its a fucking pig.
The only thing awkward about this middle evolution is my raging boner for it.
>>25594998
Doesnt justify obesity
>>25594865
>>25594895
>Croconaw is supposed to be a caveman
All this time I thought they were pyjamas. Welp, I actually like it a lot more now
>>25594973
That dark blue on blue is pretty fine to me anon
>>25595010
>it just gets bigger
Nice work.
>>25594781
>croconaw looks fine
>ivysaur
>wartortle
>bayleef
All great. Ivysaur is literally better than venesaur
>>25594663
>hit 13
>almost instantly turn from fatass to a nice 175 - 180lb range at six feet
>teach my awful mild autism self social norms so now my mindset is actually less fucked up and well mannered than most kids
>tons of friends in high school, acne was there but never once did I worry about it affecting my appearance since it was normal levels and not excessive
>don't recall my voice ever cracking
>get better at talking to firls so no awkwardness therem. Got 5 relationships throughout highschool, kissed two girls I didn't date, and was crushed on by even more. Lost virginity at 16 in public and in broad daylight and the only cover as people walked by 100 feet away was very tall grass so it's better than most first time stories
>now a total normie but I still come here because the incognito autism core I possess
nah, my puberty was great
>>25595213
*girls, *there
my own phone punishes me for mobilefagging
>>25595043
>it just gets bipedal
>>25594944
>Swampert terrified at his toilet overflowing and splashing at him
>>25594810
This is my favorite starter of Gen VI
Tho it's not even in my top 15 overrall
>>25595269
Except it doesn't. Gets just the enough amount of changes a Pokemon should when it evolves. You know nothing about Pokemon design.
>>25595011
even better is that it's a pun reference to caimáns
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caiman
of course Bulbapedia don't want to acknowledge this because their OCD complex
>>25595273
Fuck
>>25595213
I can vibe with that. You'd never guess that I was actually that faggot Anonymous just from looking at me.
>>25595301
no it's literally a bigger Pignite with a generic fire collar, hell you can even look at particles on Pignite's body like the "∞" shaped symbol being stretched all over the chest
Not like that's a bad thing (or any differnt from what the previous anon posted) but his point was probably that he wanted to keep it bipedal
>>25594944
>yandere Meganium
A lot of them don't. Quilava, Bayleef, Grovyle, Servine, Dewott, Frogadier, and Braixen might even be the best in their lines. I only feel like Combusken, Marshtomp, Prinplup, and Quilladin are notably awkward.
>>25594645
Best mid-evo starter checking in.I'd argue its design is even better than Sceptile's
>>25594865
>Not wanting to have flames bursting out of your ass
Quilava and Bayleaf looked just fine
>>25594645
Grovyle is the best mid-evo starter, but I still like Sceptile more. The entire line is great anyways though so it doesn't matter.
>>25595637Nah. Sceptile is still better, but just by a hair.
>talking shit about based porygon2
eat shit
>>25594645
I think Marshtomp's only problem is that they give Marshtomp a soulless stare.
I think Marshtomp looks pretty awesome when it doesn't have that stare.
>>25594982
>head is nearly half of its height
>tiny fingers incapable of grasping and holding on to its weapons
>stubby limbs that can't support its weight
>not awkward
>>25595273
damn anon I was drinking some water
>>25594810
I honestly prefer this thing to Chespin and Chesnaught
>>25594944
I really don't understand why the Smugleaf meme started with Snivy when Sceptile looks way more smug in all of his artwork and poses.
>>25595492
>literally
No, not at all. It takes Pignite's traits and adds to them, like an evo should.
>>25596139
Dewott finds a way
>>25594645
There's a few I prefer. Like Ivysaur and Dewott for example.
>>25595857
Too bad its third evo is shit.
>>25595736
>what is tacobell
The real question though is: What middle evolution starters represent which teenage stereotype best?
>>25594645
A lot of them look incredibly awkward, but some look great.
Braixen, Ivysaur, Wartortle, Bayleef, and Grovyle just off the top of my head.
>>25597438
I think Braixen represents that one cute girl who was real popular but ended up becoming a hag during her adult years (Delphox).
excuse you
Ivysaur, Charmeleon, Wartortle, Quilava, Monferno, Pignite and Braixen are all the best pokemon in their respective lines though
>>25597284
>>25597180
>hating Dragonite
>>25595736
>>25597284
>>25597710
>Taco Bell is spicy
>>25597737
these anons have the spice tolerance if a two month old baby white girl. Not that surprising, right?
But it's also cute when we are adult to see awkward teenager.
>>25594703
You'll probably evolve at 36 or you're stuck until someone trades you.
It's a shame they lost the plot with Meganium. Bayleef was so good.
>>25597737
It's not spicy going in, but it's like a mile-long Slugma going out.
>>25594645
rare marshtomp
>>25597733
Tryanitar > Metagross > Heidreigon > Garchomp > Dragonite > Salamence >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Goodra
>>25597733
>Liking Barney
1st evo-Child
2nd Evo-Teenager
3rd Evo-Adult
