>Pokémon Sun and Pokémon Moon NOT Coming To The West, Game Freak Exec Says Fans Are “Too Old”
http://unleashedreality.com/pokemon-sun-moon-not-coming-west/
>“Pokémon was a game created for children, and children you are not. For god’s sake, what would your parents think? Get a job, find a wife, and start a family. Pokémon will not be coming back to the west until you have grown up and have children of your own.”
Welp, no new pokemanz for me then ;_;
>>25578518
>being old enough for /vp/
>playing video games
that game freak guy is right, pokemon fans are scum
this is good for me i'll import en masse and sell at a massive profit $$$
>>25578518
>>25578521
Samefag
>>25578560
>>25578518
samefag
>>25578518
Sure, someone's gonna decide to lose a huge profit margin because of their own opinion on what the fans should be, despite there being children in the west.
>>25578560
>>25578565
Same gag.
>>25578572
It's satire.
>>25578622
Oh? How can you tell?
>>25578632
the lack of laughter.
>>25578638
???
>>25578632
Nigga if this screenshot below on the same website doesn't prove to you its satire, you are beyond saving.
>>25578565
>>25578610
9gag.
>tfw in my 30s, have a wife and still play pokemon
she'd play with me but is too busy playing stardew valley
>>25578688
stardew what?
>>25578649
I dunno man that third one looks pretty real to me.
>>25578778
Epic
Fake and gay
>>25578518
I love satire
>>25578632
The sams way I can tell you're uneducated.
Kids in the west are degenerates who only play fifa and CoD.
Just saying.
I'll play some quality jap game that in't pokemon. I heard a new harvest moon is scheduled soon.
>>25578649
Bernie supporters ARE cucks
>>25581391
no, they aren't
trump supporters are cucks, bernie supporters are degenerates, clinton supporters are niggers, rubio supporters are faggots,crackers, and chinks, cruz supporters are neckbeards, and kasich supporters are JUST
>>25578518
Plan back fired. I'm sure we all have our bags packed for the mass man-child immigration to Japan as soon as they release something good enough exclusively in japan.
>>25581552
>clinton supporters are niggers
Clinton supporters are like FFarfetch'd and Clinton herself - irrelevant
>>25581756
As a Farfetch'd fan I resent any association with Clinton.