What if in sun and moon there are no starter Pokemon, and instead you use the 3ds' camera to take a picture of your pet (or most accessible animal if you don't have pets), which is analyzed and translated into a Pokemon?
There'll be a lot of goldeens and growlithes, that's for sure.
Ps - all Pokemon scanned come out as first-stagers, so going to the zoo wouldn't help you out much.
>>25565995
>There'll be a lot of goldeens and growlithes, that's for sure.
And Ariados
Literally the worst idea for any well established video game that I've ever heard.
Quick buy a real life animal and neglect it kids! It's the ONLY way you can play.
>>25566015
Or call Michael Vick, I'm sure he could hook you up
>>25565995
>tfw the professor will never take you to a safari zone type place at the beginning of the game and give you a single pokeball that functions like a master ball so you can choose from a wide variety of pokemon to be your starter
>>25565995
Or make a personality quiz like in PMD.
>>25565995
If you photograph a sparrow would it end up as a Spearow or a Pidgey?
>>25565995
If I take a picture of my penis with a face on it, will I get a diglett?
>>25566014
Fuck off, spiderfag.
just because you have literal shit-tier taste in pets doesn't mean there'd "be a lot of em"
>>25566578
Spearow. Pidgey is guess what a pidgeon.
I can however see it resemble a eurasian jay.
>>25565995
So murkrow for me then. Would be great had it gotten a non-edgy raven evo.
>>25565995
>take picture of Alpaca
>get Arceus
>>25565995
>scan picture of my crested gecko
>get treecko
This is okay.
>>25567839
>implying pidgeons are birds
>>25568265
Since when is that meme for anything but owls?
What if I photograph my penis?
>>25568316
Then joltik will be your starter pokemon
>>25568333
SHOTS FIRED
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>>25568333
Rekt.
>dogs died
>parrots belong to a farmer now
>Cockatiel and parakeets are now at grandma's
>Squirrels died
>Rats died
>Fish died
>Now I only have my tortoise-shell cat
>Don't like the meowth evo, only like meowth
>Purrloin is shit
fuck
that would be total shit m8
>>25568840
stop neglecting all your animals and maybe they won't all die
>>25568874
>Dogs got old
>Squirrels got old
>Rats got old, one got cancer
>Fish obviously died
animals die, anon. It's the curse of the long-lived human.