>Helping my sister with a play through of Pearl
>See she has a Fanfiction.net tab loaded on her phone
>I question her about it. "There was a guide at the end of the story. It talked about one of the gym leaders and how to be beat them." How dumb do you think I am?
>She got a new phone carrier and I have to input some settings. Go to her web history and see several searches for 'Dwn piplup fanfiction'. Can't even spell the main character's name correctly baka
>The only story she read is 'A Dawn to Remember', which is rated M and prefaces the story with, "The main character is a slut"
How do I subtly fuck with her to let her know that I'm not a dumbass? I'm thinking that the next time she's up early and outside, I follow her and say something along the lines of "Wow, that sun sure is bright! This is certainly a dawn to remember!"
>to let her know that I'm not a dumbass
you're not letting her know you're not a dumbass
you're letting her know you're being creepy and stalking her history for no reason
>>25558099
Leave your sister alone, fucking hell dude.
Nigger, just let your sister shlick to what she wants, you ass. Would you like her looking through YOUR browser history?
Why are you surprised? Her brother's a degenerate, too.
OP you're autistic
>>25558099
You sure you're not being a creep at this point?
>>25558099
Would a sister who won't trust you anymore just to show her 'you're not a dumbass' really be worth the trouble? In fact, saying something about it, even if it's against someone else, would make you a dumbass instead.
>>25558099
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone
Tell her she's been reading shit quality pokemon fanfiction and find her some better quality pieces
>>25558267
This.
Inb4 she gets revenge and tells your parents about your web history:
>Machamp with a massive dick rapes Professor Oak.
I'll let her know you aren't a dumbass with my cock, just gonna need address, social security number, credit card info, bank info, etc.
>>25558232
This.
>>25558267
surprisingly this. The fic she's reading is shit, while will in the future make her tastes shit, and should she make her own, will probably also be shit. Show her some good ones before it's too late!
Your sister either has a baby penguin fetish or a degredatiin fetish. Do with that what you will.
>tfw you unlock your little sisters tablet
>open something called wattpad
>turns out its a fanfiction app
>gay, pregnant one direction fanfics
I will never ever bring that up
>unlock little sisters tablet
>fucking pokeporn in the tabs
what the fuck man
Stop stalking your sister, creep.
>>25561044
What if she left it there for op to find?
stop doing that, everyone has its own pervertions
>>25560985
did you at least fap to them?Who is pregnant? The one direction members?
>>25560985
your sister too?
ho shit anon
is this the female degeneracy analogue
>>25558099
>How do I subtly fuck with her
I definitely read that as,
>How do I subtly fuck her
>>25558099
Lel cretin
You should have insisted to see the tab/clicked on it at the right moment and laughed about it jokingly
Then you could have had ambiguous sex talk with and eventually fug her
But now it's too late, and bringing it back much later will make you pass for an obsessive fool
>>25558099
Just fuck your sister
>>25558099
How old is your sister? The age can provide context for this story, eg: an eleven year old reading piplup smut would be hilarious
Tell your sister you'll roleplay as a big strong Empoleon, and she'll be Dawn
Then fuck her pretty pussy till its full of cum
>>25558099
>People think it's creepy to check on your sister
What?
>>25561232
no, closed that shit immediately
it was the one direction members, I think
one cover had one of them pregnant and being hugged from behind by another member
>>25561236
hold me brother
>>25561236
>tfw no sisters
Feels good.
>tfw sister likes the same porn that you like
>>25561303
>no, closed that shit immediately
male pregnancy is a garbage fetish anyway
>tfw only child
>>25558232
>Let he who is without sin cast the first stone
>>25558099
>The only story she read is 'A Dawn to Remember', which is rated M and prefaces the story with, "The main character is a slut
Gonna read this now. Thanks, OP.
>>25561489
>referencing the bible makes you a fedora tipper
I want off this ride
>>25561367
Have fun taking care of the 'rents all by yourself in their golden days
>>25558099
You're surprised your sister reads fanfiction, yet here you are on 4chan of all places
Please fuck your sister and record it and upload it please
>>25558099
OP, no.
Just let her have her creepy kinks.
>>25558099
Easy
>study the fanfic and know it inside out
>slowly set up events that are just like what happened in the fanfic that involve both you can your sister
>make it seem normal to outsiders, yet fill her head with thoughts in incest
>never take it to actually incest, just make her feel uncomfortable
>>25561325
>tfw it's wincest porn
>>25558099
Just fuck your sister
So you think I'm a dumbass then? You think I don't know what you look at and read? If you look at my history again I'll tell our parents, and you already know they're not going to believe you. So don't ever do that again.
>>25558099
epic
