Anyways, OP, please listen to me. I know that it's not really related to this thread. I went to the Safari Zone a while ago. You know, Safari Zone? Well, there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in. Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 Poké off" written on it. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. You don't come to the Safari Zone just because it's 150 Poké off, fool. It's only 150 Poké, 1-5-0 POKé for crying out loud. There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some rare Pokémon, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna catch a Girafarig." God, I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you 150 Poké if you get out of those bushes. The Safari Zone should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped shrubbery can start a battle at any time, the Hyper-Beam-or-be-Hyper-Beamed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Women and children should screw off and stay home. Anyways, I was about to start catching, and then the bastard next to me goes "Chansey, use Rollout." Who in the world uses Rollout nowadays, you moron? I want to ask him, "Do you REALLY want to use a move that takes five turns?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to say "Rollout"? Coming from a Safari veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, Farfetch'd. That's right, Farfetch'd. This is the vet's way of Pokémon catching. Farfetch'd means more green onion than anything. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key. And then, it's awesome. This is unbeatable. However, if you catch this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the old toothless man next time; it's a Double-Edge attack. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you, OP, should just stick with battling Youngsters outside of Pallet Town.
>>25556800
mabel pines?
>>25559023
>>25559335
>>25559538
>>25559608
>>25556827
>Dandy Timburr is a dandy Timburr, in Unova.
>>25559688
>>25560027
>>25560067
>>25560558
>>25561223
>>25560027
As usual, Jolteon is best Eevee.
>>25557943
What's this one supposed to be?
>>25563879
Which pokemon is this?
>>25564329
Latias
>>25564339
Then why are there 3 outfits?
>>25564382
What, are all of your clothes the same?
>>25559538
>im a dude btw
>>25556953
That is really cute that that little boy got to transition into a lovely woman. Good for him.
Post more latios
>>25564272
Umbreon
>>25564439
That's clearly not a dude
Actually from a drawthread from like 2 years ago
>>25567927
>>25568032
>>25566880
>Jewish Bullshit
stopped looking here
>>25569245
>>25559023
>You have failed this city.
>>25569298
Why?
>>25569768
its a
>viridian archer
a
>verdant bowman
an
>emerald ranger
theGreen Arrow
Mismagius
>>25569258
Cute
So bara :3
>>25559973
>>25574623
I thought I already killed you.
>>25575830
I don't get the reference
Is there a bad guy in One Punch Man that looks like the Tangela Gijinka?
>>25576071
yup
Looking for dragons
>>25581618
>another expensive shit
no thanks
>>25582757
wat?
>>25570517
That almost makes up for how shit the flabebe line actually looks
>>25564100
I really like these ones. Especially Gliscor.
>>25556793Team, unite up!
>>25556953
>page
>squire
>knight
>paladin
>>25587006
What would Gallade be then?
>>25587496
crusader
>>25587533
I can see it
>>25594104
Christ, that's creepy
>>25594104
That's going to haunt me forever
Why can't pokemon just turn into cute girls on conmand, and remove the vague furry aspect to them?
>>25599550
Because we can't have nice things
>>25601550
WUZ
>>25602232
THE POKEGEMS
>>25602271
....Not going to lie, it actually took me a while to figure out that they were SU versions of the pokeverse stones.