>lanks in
>"1 copy of moon please"
>"means of payment?"
>"MOOMMMMMM I NEED YOUR CREDIT CARD.
>Hey honey!
>Yeah ill be home soon. Just picking up Pokemon Sun.
>Oh little Susan got a scholarship to Gifted Children Academy?
>What? Billy found the cure to cancer?
>Oh wonderful
>Let me just pay my taxes, get Sun, and ill be home with Lobster.
great thread
>"IT ALL COMES TOGETHER" IS MEANT AS A RALLYING CRY FOR UNITY AMONG THE FANBASE
>AND THIS GUY KEEPS TRYING TO DIVIDE US
I THINK YOU'RE SUFFERING FROM HEAT STROKE, ANON.
>Wake up
>Today's the day
>Go to work
>I work at Arby's
>Make sandwiches all day excited for my reserved copies of Sun and Moon
>Coworker pokefag clocks in
>"Today's the day, Anon."
>Shift ends
>Clocks out
>Nervous for dealing with people
>I smell like fries and roast beef
>I should be taking care of my kid at home
>Pokemon needs me
>I'm ready for this
>Walk into GameStop
>"I-I'm here for my Sun and Moon copies."
>"R u okay?"
>Cashier has autism
>"I-I work at Arby's."
>I collect my copies
>Go pay my bills
>Get home
>Mfw the copies I bought were fake leaks
This reminds me of pre X/Y where Yfags were edgy fedorafags and Xfags were Greek Gods made of solid gold.
>>25548142
>catch shiny Zangoose in Ruby
>MOOMMMMMM GET THE CAMERA
>>25548328
I hate this namefagging piece of shit, but he's not wrong.
>>25548142
How the hell is he holding a blade that long? That looks too heavy to even swing arond.
>>25548173
>Close Kawaii dating Simulator on your pc
>Go up the stairs of the basement you live on
>sunglass up, haven't seen the sun in days
>go to pick up your Pokemon sun copy
>>25548389
I GET THAT A LOT. :^)
>B-but Mr. Shekelbaum, I promised my girlfriend's son that I'd buy him Pokemon Sun today! If I work overtime, the stores will all be closed by the time I'm done!
>>25548410
It's quite obviously plastic.
>>25548142
>hasn't even seen the legendaries yet
>bases opinion solely on names
You are a massive child.
>>25548421
You mistyped "Moon".
>>25548462
Thisis an accurate depiction of the Sunposters' lives.
>>25548142
>next guy in line
>"O-one copy of Moo- I MEAN SUN! Sun. I'm not like that guy."
>"sniff No, really, Sun is the version I wanted all along."
>>25548142
>walk in
>pick both Sun & Moon that have been pre-ordered since Feb 27th
>>25549949
You're on /vp/ as well?
>>25548173
Topkek
>>25550422
Anyone who isn't arguing for both is just in denial because they're so useless they can't afford a pair of copies.
>post yfw GameFreak curbstomps your shitty preconceptions and uses the edgy legend for Sun, and the superior one for Moon... you know, just like they did Black&White
>>25550718
I'm not the usual Smug Wojak poster, if there even is one.
>>25550833
youre the reason gf will continue churning out garbage
>>25550833
Or because they're willing to interact with other people.
>>25550833
>doubling the amount of money you give to jewfreak
>>25550945
X, too. X is the edgiest letter of the alphabet and it got the Fairy deer.
>>25551168
>>25551248
If I like the game, I buy both. If I don't like it, I don't buy them. I can does not mean I will. Don't bring that petty bullshit here.
>>25552067
Nigga you don't even know anything about the game to have it pre-ordered
>>25548173
>"What's that? Oh... hi Tyrone. Yeah I can pick you up some condoms. Sorry to have bothered you, sir. Go gentle on my wife, ok? Sorry."
>>25552171
I'm not preordering it though?
>>25552187
>>25552187
>tyrone
>using condoms
>>25552187
>>25548173
fucking laughing
>>25550422
I've literally only seen extremely antisocial people get both games in real life because they're only people who would.
They also look like huge dickheads wasting $40-$60 for the 5-10 version exclusives and slightly different story when I had to loan $40 to my 20 year old friend last time I saw him because he didn't have enough for his monthly car payment
>>25550945
>unironically liking feathercock
>>25548142
Sun poisoning makes you think people really talk like this
>>25548173
Ha! Of course they'd eat lobster
>>25548365
wasn't X more popular?
