Guys, I think I have a problem.
I really like Gengar. He's honestly my favorite 'mon and has been since I cheated my way through the Sinnoh Elite 4 a number of years ago. As of late, I remembered my super love for Gengar, and actually started putting him as my phone background, desktop wallpaper, etc because fuck yeah, he's my bro. But at some point, this transitioned from me liking Gengar to me LOVING Gengar. I'm looking at porn of Gengar right now, and think about him manipulating me with his ghost powers and whatnot.
What have I become /vp/? I don't even know if what's happening is a bad thing. According to pic related, Gengar could easily overpower me... And, I think I like that.
>>25543465
autist
Gengarbread man
>>25543465
I have the solution here, friend.
>>25543465
You're just furry for gengar. Accept it and appreciate it in private.
>He
Faggot.
>>25543502
Honestly, female Gengar is just as good for me.
>>25543465
Do humanity a favor and kill yourself
or
this >>25543494
Either way, keep that gay shit off of /vp/
>>25543541
But anon, if I kill myself, how will I ever connect with my beautiful Gengar?
>>25543744
By becoming a ghost you can obviously have eternal ghost sex.
>>25543852
Now that''s an idea Anon.
>>25543465
are you m or f?
if f, I can gengar, manipulate and overpower you all night
>>25544028
Sorry nigga, I'm an aspiring trappy dude.
>>25543465
The giant face honestly frightens me
>>25543465
Enjoy your new pokewaifu, no one gives a fuck
>>25543465
this really isn't a problem, just fap and enjoy your new husbando
>>25543852
>Die a virgin
>Never get ghost sex
>tfw true eternal virgin
>>25543465
If you want your problem to go away, I think mom keeps the bleach under the sink.
What kind of fucking manlet is 5'5"?
>>25545485
The in game protag from gen 5 I assume?
Average adult male is like 6 feet tall, so it's probably one of the older protags.
>>25543465
Stop going on /vp/ for a year. Take a nice long walk tonight, enjoy the weather. Maybe talk to a new person.
>>25545636
>average adult male is like 6 feet tall
>>25545725
Average male in western countries, fine.
>>25545485
Who even cares about height as long as it's transferred to his height in the pants?
>>25543465
You have good taste. I'd fug a gengar, but only cause of pic related.
>>25545800
Pretty sure that's strongly correlated with height anyway
>>25545862
Not in my experiences.
I had a 5'4" "manlet" with a perfect ~7" member and then tall 6 feet guys with below average ones.
A sample size of 6 but within those 6, I can't find any correlation between anything(height, hand size, foot size etc) and dick size.
>>25545754
Still wrong
Latinos are short
>>25546678
They're hot so who cares?
>>25545725
5"10
>>25545827
>swirling blue and purple ectodick
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