Whats the worst thing that can happen from boning a consenting Blissy?
Absolutely nothing. Blissey was made for sexual
>>25541989
it using Counter
>>25541989
Hospital cameras. People will know that you fucked it.
Florges
You get a LOT of angry looks from the Joys
>>25542026
Florges will become something between a clingy girl friend and stage mom. She will "encourage" you do to stupid girly shit for years to come
Ditto
Suffocation?
>>25542042
Ditto will turn into the most awkward thing at the most inopportune time.
Serperior
>>25542070
Any love it gains for you will turn into hate, and any hate will turn into love. The more you reciprocate, the more it hates you.
Goomy
>>25542101
You still need to raise it for levels and levels untill it is in perfect waifu form. also awkard with no holes
Goodra
>>25542119
It's male
Bulbasaur
>>25542026
I want them to know.
>>25542130
seek help
>>25542133
Objection 50% shot, you'd know by teh time you picked out the goomey
>>25542119
Will absorb you into its own body.
>>25542133
You have to wait for the bulb to bloom.
Slurpuff
>>25542144
I'm just trying to trigger goodrafag
50% MALE 50% MALE 50% MALE 50% MALE 50% MALE
>>25542147
Diabetes
Whimsicott
>>25542144
How is it any different from wanting to fuck an animal?
>>25542199
when you try to hug it, its soft fluffy fluff puts you too sleep before you are able to get inside itnot for sexual jerk
Dragonair
>>25542219
The dudes who fuck animals are still higher than diper/fart/scat/cucks bro
>>25542199
You should know to never fuck something that can fit in your urethra.
>>25542223
"Nom," said Dragonair, chewing. "Ow," said Anon, dying.
Clefable
>>25542251
>diaper
>scat
>cuckold
Those are all disgusting. Same for male farts.
The only acceptable fetish is fem fart
I guess one thing to worry about is fertilization. Soft boiled may be a good move, but when you are picking the fetus out first, it stops being appetizing.
What warrented chansey needing an evolution, and why make it so similar to chansey?
>>25542270
It will always use metronome during sex, it's basically Russian Roulette.
Pikachu
>>25542513
Can and will electrocute you.
Granbull
>>25542569
Can't do oral
Gogoat
>>25542624
While you try to plant the seed it will literally plant seeds in your urethra
Meloetta
>>25542492
She needed more HP
>>25541989
5 critical hits
>>25541989
Fucking a pokemon might be like doing it with an animal in you can but the biology is incompatible. No eggs but damn would it feel good!
>>25541989
You get Pokerus. Unlike Pokemon it doesn't make you stronger, you just get extremely aggressive cancer that progresses twice as fast.
>>25541989
>tfw have a fantasy of inpregnating a Blissey but I know that's impossible because it lays eggs
>>25544572
cancer isn't a virus silly
>>25542624
Islam approved
Softboiled dick.
Her egg falls out of her pouch killing you.
>>25541989
It's not Chansey.
you'll end up withegg on your face
>>25541989
Happiny
>>25542014
kek
Your offspring will always be female
>>25548126
Even better
I don't want to fug
I want to hug
>>25548315
I want to fug and hug. At the same time.
>>25548411
Honestly the body shape looks like it would be awkward
Still having a cheerful chansy take care of you as an old man would be pretty comfy
>>25548463
She is shaped like a friend.
