Ok lets turn this lewd shit into something amusing
Explain what goes horribly wrong with trying bonestorming the pokemon in the post above yours and then post a different one.
For example: If you try to bang a lady sycther, it will let you but it will try to chop your fucking head off after and during.
Noivern.
Can you say that again in english?
>>25513909
If you bang a Noivern its moans will be so loud that you'll end up deaf.
Hippowdon
>>25513972
You know how real hippos spred their shit around by shaking their tails? Now take away the water.
Mama ursaring
>>25513972
Loads of sand in your urethra and possibly asshole
Walrein
>>25514044
It tells you to check your privelege and that even with consent, its rape.
>>25514044
>>25514044
It will accidentally mistake your dong for an oyster and instinct will kick in. Also wants to be on top. on land
Goodra
>>25514044
>>25514088
kek
and nice fugs
>>25514015
She will defend her children to the death. You hurt one of them, it's curtains for you.
>>25514044
It'll only bang you in extreme cold. By then you'll probably already be dead.
>>25514096
It'll absorb you into its own body.
Supersized lady Gourgeist
>>25514125
The candle is lit on her insides. its like putting your cock on an open flame
Medicham
>>25513972
I'd be ok with this
>>25514153
Indians smell bad.
Lopunny
Stop fucking your pokemon
>>25514153
It's actually a tranny.
Shaymin
>>25514300
Rabbits are extremely fertile. Have fun raising fifty kids.
>>25514342
I forgot to mention another Pokémon. Silly me. Let's see... Vespiquen.
>>25514355
Turns out you are really allergic, have fun explaining your hives (get it?) to the doctor
Pyroar
>>25514370
Female lions are the more aggressive ones.
>>25514311
Either too small or will literally blow you away.
Mawile
>>25514396
Mawile insists on blowjobs from their horn-mouth(s)
Chansy
>>25514396
Too much HP means her stamina goes on for several weeks and you can't stop
Froslass
>>25514396
>implying that would stop a dedicated trainer from fugging a lion
>>25514396
Nothing much happens, but when the grand finale happens you get hit across the body with a giant 'horn'.
>>25514447
As it turns out, hospitals have live video-cameras and someone is really mad at you.
A Leavanny.
>>25514153
Their thighs are strong enough to break you
and she loses control mid coitus
>>25514473
Won't stop until it has kids. You'll probably lose your head in the process.
Vaporeon
>>25514473
It will insist to hug you with its sharp leaves and use giga drain after orgasm
Hydriegon
>>25514307
but we aren't
>>25514655
Good luck making out with all three heads at once. Also be prepared to spend many night wondering it was a blowjob or handjob when it whacked you off.
Mightyena
>>25514961
Bites durring and gets her hairs EVERYWHERE, also pack mon so you have to dominate and controll or you will lose out. God help you if you have to fight a male one 1v1
Vaporeon because didn't get an answer earlier
>>25515035
Will constantly ask if you are single
Lilligant
>>25515596
>not simgle
No holes, have to rub dick on "skin", feels like you're rubbing against a large leaf which so happens to be similar to poison ivy
Gardevoir
>>25515645
Really clingy to Yandere levels, knows everything about you and will do anything to "protect" you. EVERYONE will know you are plowing it.Otherwise good waifu. Some of these still are with their flaws
Amphoros
>>25515720
>Ampharos's Static!
Miltank
>>25515737
literal cow pussy, hotdog in a hallway
Deoxys
>>25516162
It's literally out of this world and super hot. Because the atmosphere is gone and the sun is just letting loose it's apocalyptic heat.
A Trevenant.
>>25516750
It's a fucking tree
Muk
>>25516750
splinters
its dead wood man
N could have prevented this...
>>25516786
It's toxic sludge, man.
Azumarill
>>25516861
>Azumarill
Too perfect and delightful to fug
Your sense of right and wrong stops you every time
Fem Lucario
>>25516861
>huge power
Expect your hips to break during coitus.
Celebi.
>>25516786
You get really sick when you do for days on end
>>25516882
Detained by the owner of the Lucario.
It's a dog, man.
>>25516786
>>25516792
As if that's dangerous.
Since when has anyone ever gotten hurt from being near a tree?
>>25516895
Joe Merrick isn't all that attractive.
Bulbasaur.
>its an x, man
Did all the creativity peter out?
>>25516882
will whine loudly for sex
Mewtwo
>>25517024
Will kill you after it finishes, assuming you manage to survive coitus with it.
>>25517045
I forgot to mention a Pokémon again. Silly me.
Delphox.
>>25517215
Sex with Delphox also includes getting a stick shoved up your own ass.
Florges
>>25517261
Very high chances to become a queer with weak temper after the intercourse, assuming you aren't one already.
Zoroark
>>25517312
It turns into you/Your mother/your most recently dead grandparent constantly throughout the experience.
Clefable
Hard Mode: Can't make a joke involving its fingers.
