You're walking through the halls of the smogon academy, minding your own buisness when suddenly this guy teleports behind you and unzips his coverage moves
how do you defend your ass?
I kiss his feet
>>25454815
Can we all just agree that Smogin is cancer, and that we REALLY need a chemo?
>>25454815
Stun him and whip out my huge cock
I defend my ass with 2 superior pokemon since I play VgC.
>>25454838
>>25454844
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>>25454929
you failed, all dead already
>>25454935
will he not spare me if I kiss his feet? ;_;
>>25454941
he doesnt show any mercy to his enemy's……………………………… kid……………………
>>25454815
I face roll with retarded tactics.
Button mashing beats mind games.
>>25454815
Let him fuck me till he's tired. Then take a cum filled shit on that tongue. Just the most heinous thing that has ever been tasted.
I can't beat the speed stat, but I can certainly revenge it when it's a sleep.
mega mom
>>25454815
This is a substitute I set up three days ago, though. Of course, it knew that, but following the trail back leads to wandering packs of doubleteams who are unhelpful with directions and generally dawdle about.
stall
>>25454815
I whip this nigga out
>>sturdy
>>Explosion
>>win
>>25454815
Conkeldurr used Mach Punch
It's super effective
Greninja fainted
Seriously though, Greninja is easily hard countered by Conkeldurr. Smoshit needs to learn to git gud.
>>25454815
mach punch gg
I call on my mixed defenses Alomomola to LO Stall it
>>25455189
Shadow Sneak Greninja
>>25455273
Good job, you mentioned a move that Greninja literally only ever uses in Ubers and would never have used in OU before the ban.
>>25455330
It's in a 1v1 situation, laddo.
Chances are, Greninjas already picked a type that wont go down to Mach Punch in one hit and then proceeds to Extrasensory your ass.
And if you're going to play the usage card then consider that Conkeldurr sees pretty much no use on any sort of serious team.
>>25455395
>Conkeldurr doesn't counter muhninja because I say so!!!
Sure thing, smogon.
>>25455395
chances are that mach punch would hit it before it ever got to think about doing jack shit and it dies.
Don't need the strength of Conkeldurr to do it when even hitmonchan OHKO's its ass, lol
>>25454815
I hide behind my bulky Milotic
I use my own Greninja
>>25454815
Hope that I decided to be an Assault Vest Skuntank today.
>>25454815
>smogon academy
>not smogon university
>>25457525
>going to uni un-ironically
>>25455417
It doesn't. I'm not sure who told you it did either.
>>25454815
I slap a vest on this guy and Overheat the fucker.
>>25457628
Gunk shot crits, game over
>>25454815
Greninja can't learn Teleport.
>>25454815
>not Shadow Sneaks behind you
Thread dead before it started.
>>25457601
not the guy you were quoting but experience and about 50 OHKO'd Narutoads told me so
>>25457818
Greninja needs to be Adamant, 252 Attack, and holding a Choice Band for it to be a guaranteed kill with a crit.
Try again.
>>25454815
get brave'd on
