Hello, everybody. I don't know how to tell this, but I have some interesting news for you.
I have information about Pokémon Sun&Moon.
Let me say how I got them. Just a few days ago a friend of mine invited me in Japan. I am an Italian student. This friend is Japanese, has a lot of money and his dad works for nintendo. So, while I was there at my friend's home, his dad was also at home doing his work. He is like a 3D model designer, or some shit like this. Well, long story short, we talked a bit about the new pokémon and he, of course, has not revealed anything. However, during that same night, while I was going to the bathroom, I walked near his study. The door was opened, and a bunch of cool drawings and some informations were there. I had no phone, so I could not do photos. Howevere, I remember almost anything, and I will reveal all I know in here.
>pic not related
>My friend's dad works at Nintendo trust me
First of all, it seems there will be a lot of new mega evolutions. There was a list with at least a hundred of new mons. Half of them looked like mega evolutions. My Japanese is terrible, but I think there will be a mega evolution for Farfetchd, one for Jinx, and one Castform. Also, I recognized a pokémon with a name similar to Sudowoodo, but I do not think it was a mega evolution. Maybe it is a new evolution, but I am not sure.
>>25374362
Cool story bro
>>25374362
Any particularly hot ones?
The legendaries are maybe six or no much more, since there was a separated list with some long names. Two of them were written in latin letters: Crowstizio and Equinooster
>>25374362
>>25374472
>>25374538
This is pathetic, don't waste your time.
>>25374362
>Roleplaying as someone whose father works at Nintendo
This seems like fun, keep it up
>works for nintendo
Next time try to use Game Freak.
>>25374362
You're bad at this.
>>25374602
>not the joke
>>25374527
There was a big brown bear with a white around his neck, like a donut, and rocks on the back
>>25374600
>>25374602
>>25374610
I don't care, it is better if you do not believe in me, but I had to tell someone
>>25374651
Sure you did.
>>25374625
A white what?
>>25374538
top kek
>>25374472
>A hundred of new Mons
Stopped reading right there
>>25374472
>A hundred of new Mons
>>25374651
>pfft I don't care, you don't have to believe me
Literally every time. Has a /vp/ leaker ever been right? Ever?
>>25374472
>A hundred of new Mons
Top kek
And also apparently The Sun is flowers
>>25381922
dubs of truth
>>25381986
>The Sun is flowers
>>25381986
>The Sun is flowers
IM DYING
>>25374362
>be the retard lying on the internet
You are such a faggot, aren't you?
>>25381986
>The Sun is flowers
And the award for biggest retard on /vp/ goes to...
>>25381922
Yes. We had some xy leakers and I think some during black and white
>>25382021
>The moon is clouds
>>25381922
Yes actually, but of the got-early-copy-a-week-before-release kind, posting actualthough almost always shittyscreenshots or photos.
>>25382068
Those weren't /vp/ leakers, those were reposters of shit they saw on Pokebeach or something.
>>25381986
>The Sun is flowers
Top kek
>>25382066
To you Anon, for letting our latest epic meme fly over your head.
>>25374362
i guess your friend's dad is john gamefreak, but...
siccome sei italiano, prova a convincermi. di dove sei? età? perché di preciso dovrei crederti?
ma soprattutto, hawaii o sud della francia?
>>25381986
>Sun
>Flowers
Pick only one
>>25381986
Worst leaker ever. You should also learn how to properly write in english before doing this kind of pathetic show, kid.
>>25381986
>tfw you will never be the Sun or Flowers
>>25381922
>>25381990
Yes, we did, newfag. Including actual gameplay. But not those text ones, the right ones among those popped up on other places before.
>>25382192
You're gullible.
>>25381986
>Sun=Flowers
Good to know. Thanks John Gamefreak!
>>25374362
what is the secret of italian pasta?
>>25381986
>Sun=Flowers
>Moon=Clouds
DEEPEST
>>25382281
LORE
>>25382253
Obviously,the sauce.
>>25381986
>The Sun is flowers
Ya Blew It
>>25374472
>There was a list with at least a hundred of new mons. Half of them looked like mega evolutions.
Already bullshit.
>>25382308
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Sorry. Butthurt Autist.Exe has stopped working
>>25381986
I knew there was a reason to enter this thread.
>>25381986
>The Sun is flowers
>The Moon is clouds
/vp/ never changes, always trying to force shit memes.
>>25382400
>the moon is clouds was forced
If you were there during the thread, and actually know what a forced meme is, you'd know it isn't the case.
>>25381986
Don't talk to me or my Sun ever again
>>25382421
>if you were there
Playing devil's advocate here, how is everyone from that thread not now forcing it afterwards? Had to be there right?
>>25382168
Fuck that is a sexy Jessie, I'd aim for the mouth
>>25374538
>Equinooster
my fucking sides
>>25383729
Allow me to play doubles advocate, and tell you having fun on /vp/ is back.
>>25381986
MEGA SUNFLORA CONFIRMED
quick someone draw equinooster
>>25374362
C'mon dude, gotta do better than this. DOn't waste time on the backstory, give a bit more detail. Itemize things. I'm not aroused.
>>25385354
How would Equinooster look like?
>>25374362
>friend's dad works for nintendo
>oblivious to the fact that the pokemon series is developed by game freak
seem legit
>>25383764
>not going for the obvious pun and saying mewoth