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How would you react if a Pokemon in gen7 is literally a chair?
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How would you react if a Pokemon in gen7 is literally a chair?
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Sit on it.
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>>25304616
I'd be okay if
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>>25304616
So basically a Unova sequel?
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Evolve it and have a literal game of thrones.
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It would go great with table pokemon we already have. Hang a chandelure above, invite alakazam over for all silverware related needs. A nice, classy, romantic dinner in the making.
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Lapras is a glorified chair.

You know it's true.
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>>25304656
>unova has shit designs meme
Yes, because only Unova had designs based on inanimate objects. Voltorb, Electrode, Magnemite, Magneton, Magnezone, Grimer, Muk, Klefki, Honedge, Doublade, Aegislash, Exeggcute, Chingling, Chimecho and Slurpuff are all from Unova now.
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>>25304677
I actually want this now.
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>>25304656
LOL
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I now crave a haunted chair. Fuck me, this will never happen
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>>25304656
You mean kanto.
After all it has yet to be beaten on object mon.
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>>25304937
>Voltorb line
>Magnemite line
>Slurpuff
I get the others, but not those
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>>25304988
>pokeball
>magnet
>candy floss
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>>25304691
Got a Lapras through Wondertrade once named MY THRONE.
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>>25304616
I wouldn't but I'd hop on 4chan to see /vp/ assblast each other with inhuman ferocity
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>>25304995
>pokeball

because pokeballs are every day things irl life amirite
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We yokai watch now
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>>25305040
>fake objects aren't objects
If you have an inanimate object in that world and there's a monster that's lazily made to look like that object then it's based on an object.
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>>25304995
Except Magneton isn't just a literal Magnet with eyes
It would've been exactly that if it debuted in the abomination that was gen 5 though
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>>25304616
Yes, the throne of kalos doesn't accept false kings. The people killed by the duoblade line haunts the chair. Reason is the chair is a fake.
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>>25304616
Sexualize it.
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it'd be an eyesore
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>>25305040
>implying pokeballs weren't based on gashapon capsules
They even opened up in the same way back in the day anon.

It's a object mon.
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>>25305056
>make up object
>make up monster based on that object
>OMG SO LAZEEEEEH ITS LITERALLY AN OBJECT

Pokemon based on animals are lazy too because animals are animals
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>>25305059
You're right.
It's two magnets with one eye and a screw.
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>>25305089
>slapping eyes on a red and white ball and calling it a day
>not lazy
I guarantee Voltorb was made in a minute.
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>>25305089
This would be a great argument if said object wasn't a fucking ball, something we have fucking millions of in the real world.
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>>25305089
>take a look at real life object
>recolor object for game
>put Vegeta's eyes on it
That's pretty lazy anon. At least when it comes to the animal pokemon, bar shit like ratatta, there's some creativity and originality.
With Voltorb there's nothing.
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>>25305081
This, it's probably all I could say about it. Knowing Game Freak it'll be top tier, too.
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>>25305112
>>25305119
>>25305129
The whole thing about voltorb is that it started appearing when pokeballs were first created. It has a reason to look the way it does.

Also simple =/= lazy
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>>25305159
It's a ball with eyes. The lore can be >deepest lore, but its still just a ball with eyes.
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>>25304677
>hating on one of the most underrated pokemon of all time
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>>25305172
>but its still just a ball with eyes.

It doesn't have to be anything more if it has a good reason to look the way it does.

And voltorb does.
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>>25304616
I would have to take a seat and catch my breath.
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>>25305194
I agree. Isn't it based on a mimic from d&d?
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>>25305119
i dont have balls
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>>25305159
>Also simple =/= lazy
There's simplicity and then there's doing nothing to the thing that inspired it beyond giving it eyes.
At the very least they could have made it into an actual mimic in the sense that it's a monster living in a pokeball.
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>>25305237
It's just a different spin on a mimic. Instead of a scary monster, there's c4 inside
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>>25305216
A mimic being a monster taking the shape of a treasure chest and having an original form or an amalgamation of the chest and a monster as opposed to being just a treasure chest with eyes on it.
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>>25305250
Then represent the C4 make the creature look alive.
Don't just slap eyes on it. Do you know how much better it would have been if it were only hiding in a pokeball and was some kind of volatile sentient sludge or something?
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>>25305194
You missed my point. It can be >deepest lore AND still be lazy. Which it is.

It's not a bad pokemon, but saying the design isn't lazy is ludicrous.
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>>25305267
Replace the canon one with.
>it's not lazy, it's simple
And you've got a perfect bingo
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>>25304656
/thread
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>>25305267
>mfw we almost have multiple bingos
>mfw I have no face
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>>25304985
Funny because Unova was basically an explicit ripoff of Genwun.
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>>25305444
Just goes to show you how much GF have improved over the years.
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>>25305047
Those are some the most disgusting designs I have ever laid my eyes on. I wish to unsee this at once
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I thought this was going to be a meme thread but I see since yokai watch has been posted if is in fact a genwar thread
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>>25305444
that's a weird way to spell XY
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>>25305267
>all of this is genwun pandering
holy shit when can we make a bingo card for bingo cards
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>>25304616
Depends. Are they taking the gen 1 eyes route or the later gen creativity route?
If they go for the creative route they may be able to make it work.
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>>25304616
I'd say "Hey, that looks like a Yo-Kai", shrug, and move on from the situation.
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>>25304616
WOOD TYPE CONFIRMED
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