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hi and welcome to showderp, where we're constantly trying to innovate in smogons "ou" meta by using unconventional and creative pokemon sets to catch typical copy-paste teams by surprise.

here's the deal. the poster with a tripcode is champ. he'll post the battles in the thread for you to follow along.

when he calls "new team" the next 6 posts, determine his 6 pokemon he'll use.

if he calls "new champ" the next person to post with a tripcode will be made champ, and the 6 next pokemon after champ is called, is his team.

if you don't get it, that's alright. just follow along if you'd like and see what i mean first-hand.

pokemon sets
>http://fgts.jp/vp/
>shitmons.ddns.net

showderp related art
>http://booru.showderp.com/

Current Champ: kabuto !PUl2Le/af2
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bane?
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benis
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benis
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>>25302348
I hate this board tbhfam
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ayy
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>>25302378
for all the shitposting that goes on in showderp, it's always felt genuinely less autistic than most of vp.
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>>25302405
you're correct, and this depresses me
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>>25302405
the grass is always more autistic on the other side
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>>25302405
You really think the people on showderp are less autistic than the rest of /vp/?

it's the exact same people, everything is just buried in 17 layers of irony and memes so you can't see the cringe
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>>25302405
I prefer shitposting rather than being a degenerate.
I ironically shitpost. Degenerates are not ironically degenerate.
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335437218

l.ast one
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new champ
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me or balk monke on shitmons
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Kricketune @ Scope Lens
Ability: Swarm
EVs: 112 HP / 252 Atk / 144 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Night Slash
- Focus Energy
- X-Scissor
- Slash
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eh, fuck it, I'll do it
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If no psychic type:

how do our brains think if they have no brains (Musharna) @ Leftovers
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
- Calm Mind
- Barrier
- Stored Power
- Rest

If team has psychic: Any PU mon
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Kyurem regular with Ice Beam and Earth Power
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balk monke
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spinnyspinnyspinny (Hitmontop) @ Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 HP / 64 Def / 32 SpD / 160 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fake Out
- Seismic Toss
- Rapid Spin
- Sunny Day/Rain Dance/Sandstorm
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Sundowner (Tyranitar) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 6 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Power Up punch
- Payback
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge
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>>25302499
oops forgot trip don't panic
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>>25302519
alas, larry is the champ
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>>25302523
wait really?
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>>25302501
>>25302501
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some of you guys are alright
don't come to showderp tomorrow
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>>25302528
o-or you could have mercy and let me go...
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NO TRIPS = NO CHAMP
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335443012

j-just incase larry doesn't do it
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>>25302528
yes retard
>>25302544
fuck off
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335444372

calm down everyone
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335448034

fug that was a poor start
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hehe (Registeel) @ Leftovers
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 HP / 92 Def / 164 SpD
Careful Nature
- Seismic Toss
- Toxic
- Protect
- Explosion

or

Spin to Win (Registeel) @ Leftovers / Normal Gem
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 HP / 92 Def / 164 SpD
Careful Nature
- Seismic Toss
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Explosion
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335450493

at least I'm living up to my name
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335453261

fug
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someone give me a new name to use im bored with my current one
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>>25302753
kidney meme
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>>25302753
mean pinto meme
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>>25302753
Toe Knife
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335458684

well that was something
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>>25302753
anime
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>>25302767
>>25302775
>>25302792
these are all horrible
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>>25302753
>>25302806
juicy semen
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>>25302806
capital T-ender
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>>25302753
Gaping Prolapse
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new team to restore honour for my famiry.
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Mama Meme (Snorlax) (F) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Gluttony
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpA
Brave Nature
- Metronome
- Last Resort
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Heatmor with a creative set
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come back to me (Swellow) @ Metronome
Ability: Scrappy
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Return
- Facade
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just a puppet (Shuppet) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Frisk
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Mild Nature
IVs: 0 HP / 0 Def / 0 SpD
- Endure
- Destiny Bond
- Shadow Ball
- Sucker Punch
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Scarf Tornadus-T
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>>25302657
>>
eevee
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donnel bug
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scarf snorlax
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Garchomp w/rocky helmet
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wew
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REMOVE TEAM
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rate this meme
Boost Killer (Lickilicky) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Cloud Nine
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Explosion
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>>25302878
its shit kill yourself
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>>25302878
shit.5/10
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>>25302878
allahu snackbar (Lickilicky) @ Custap Berry
- Swords Dance/Belly Drum
- Endure
- Explosion
- Knock Off

dont use that, use this
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>he's a mod
>on the internet
>on an pokemon battling simulator
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he locks people he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes things he doesn't like because they upset the sacred roleplaying sessions where he can pretend to be a successful person
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parents house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
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>>25302878
uugh literally "baby's is first lickilicky meme"
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>>25302883
how the fuck does that fit in with my theme
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335464217

time for memes
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>>25302897
It's a better lickilicky set.
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>>25302897
it does what your lickilicky does, but better
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>>25302889
This is extremely accurate
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>>25302901
so what?
may as well use the proper licky set

>>25302905
no it doesn't
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>>25302913
no you're wrong
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>>25302913
it can get a more reliable circumstance to explode with endure custap. it can also unleash its massive load on ghost type pokemon.
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>>25302913
It's objectively better in every way
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>>25302929
>switch in
>use endure
>get speed boost
>either still slower and do nothing and die
>or faster and explode anyway

literally
worse

>>25302938
no it isn't
even if it were, the smogon suggested set is better than yours, so fuk u just use that!!!
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335468900

wew
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>>25302952
You need to reread what custap does.
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>>25302952
no you're wrong
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>>25302952
are you le baiting :/
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>>25302952
>speed boost
thats not how custap berry works you idiot
alternatively lets look at your set in this situation
>switch in
>break sash
>get outsped and die
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>>25302962
my bad
so you go first the next turn after doing nothing
it is literally the same scenario
you switch in to something that would 1 hit you and endure, then the berry pops and you explode priority
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>>25302990
its a
gimmick

a

revenge killer!!!??????
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>>25302997
lol.
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>>25302992
Yes but giving lickilicky sash and investing so much in speed is dumb because it has decent bulk and is slow as balls. Endure Custap means you can deal with entry hazards better and you don't have to put shit in your speed, giving more time to do stuff like boost or knock off.
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335472728

ez win
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>>25303012
its intended to be a one trick pony
the one trick ponies are the most fun to me at least
thats why it only has two moves, so it can only do one thing, and that's enter as a revenge on a highly boosted pokemon and 1 hit it with explode
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>>25303022
>being a worse version of something is part of the fun
:]
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>>25303022
The second set has the exact same trick though and is just better all around. Your set is like snips with just accupressure and knock off.
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>>25303022
we here at showderpâ„¢ love one trick ponies. however, why limit yourself in such a way when you can maximize a meme to its full potential?
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>>25303033

Lickilicky @ Leftovers
Ability: Oblivious
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Wish
- Protect
- Body Slam
- Knock OffDragon TailHeal Bell
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>>25303062
cool :]
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>>25303033
>>25303063
I can hear the asspain from here
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>>25303033
BAIT
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335476161
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>>25303057
because CHAMPS WANT TO WIN more than they want to meme, the bastards

they always try to take the meme sets and make them work, baka
limit them to only allow the memes

it's better than specs weedle (XD) idk why everyone complains about this stuff
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>>25303078
so what you're saying is you want champ to lose?
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>>25303062
Lickitung @ Eviolite
Ability: Oblivious
EVs: 252 HP / 84 Def / 172 SpD
Impish Nature
- Wish
- Knock Off
- Heal Bell
- Dragon Tail
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>>25303081
>wanting champ to win
what a cuck
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>>25303066
i'm furious how dare you

though it's sort of silly that you would DARE to have your meme rated, only for you to say everyone is wrong, and that your set is the best after being told it very much isn't :\

how dare you?

this may be the problem with making a newdude-friendly thread :/
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335480780

We head to Ubers after this
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New teamu for Ubersu
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mega-mawile named "Waifu <3"
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banded explosion only lickilicky named autismo
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Ayymobile (Magnezone) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Magnet Pull
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Thunderbolt
- Flash Cannon
- Tri Attack
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>>25303190

Darkrai w/Nightmare
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uhh crogre lol

>>25302878
use this if you have another kyogre :)
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Mega Mawile
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Any water type! If you decide to pick Kyogre, it's only move must be Sheer Cold
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DICKS
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le ebin ubers frog
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Trick Room Dialga
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FUCK SCORPIONS (Latias) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Levitate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Psycho Shift
- Psychic
- Ice Beam
- Recover
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Raikou named Spot
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Mega Salamence named !dt Balance
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>>25303190
falontame
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>>25303193
>>25303196
hehe jaja XD
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>>25303193
>>25303196
>>25303198
cuck central
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>>25303202
>Modest
>outsped and ohko'd by scolipede anyway
>Fuck scorpions
Worst new meme of 2016 consider suicide in the most drawn out way possible desu senpai
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>>25303210
hehe
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>>25303220
on a scale of 1 to 10, how triggered are you?
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>>25303238
real high up, about a 3
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>>25303220
>scolipede is a scorpion
sigh
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>>25303220
He means Gliscor fag, Scoilpede is a centipede not a scorpion
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>>25303220
>scolipede
>scorpion
What
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>>25303259
>>25303261
>>25303266
It also sucks against snips, so it's not very anti-scorpion in general.
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well sorry to disaoppoint, but the Kyogre cannot be the sheer cold set, so I'll crogre it.
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>>25303276
Don't disappoint us again or I will kill you.
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>>25303275
it's kinda good against skorupi tho. 2/3 of scorps
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-335488754

pls no bully
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How do you follow a person to join their matches without being linked?
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ANUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
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>>25303259
>>25303261
>>25303266
I realized after I read it how dumb I am, ignore please thank you
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>>25303314
/rooms nickname
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-335492652

CROGRE'D
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>>25303314
you can also click their name in chat if they've sent a message in battle.
it shows the battles/non-private rooms they're in
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-335495783

wew 6-0'd
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-335498189

it continues
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New Champ
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moth
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Ayyman (Beheeyem) (M) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Analytic
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
- Psyshock
- Dark Pulse
- Energy Ball
- Signal Beam
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empoleon
>>
Me pham
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electric mouse
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Gravity Porygon2
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rp wp ttar or encore flame orb lopunny
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Kyurem-Black @ Custap Berry
Ability: Teravolt
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Steel Wing
- Payback
- Fly
- Outrage
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Trevenant
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LO Thundurus-T with T-bolt, Incinerate, HP Ice, filler
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sloth
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nid-ohko-king(Nidoking) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Thunderbolt
- fire blast
- Sludge Wave
- Earth Power
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Eviolite Scyther
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>>25303481
any day fuckboy
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335507270
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can anyone else not input their name on PS
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335510605
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335513169
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>Lotta Loyalty: what did you do now suiging
a person who does it for free had to abuse what little authority he has in his sad life
>>
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335518434
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new champ after this battle
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335526880
New team after this
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>>25303927
faggot
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evolite syther
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>>25303935
citizen snips
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Unexpected Lead
>>
odds:

citizen squid (Tentacruel) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 HP / 240 Def / 16 Spe
Bold Nature
- Acupressure
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Scald

evens: pick one from http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_Prime_Cup_Rental_Pok%C3%A9mon_in_Pok%C3%A9mon_Stadium
no items, no EVs/IVs, first available ability only

zero: flail sash magikarp
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electric dog
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fighting type holding a red card named "JUST"
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>>25304022
>>25304024
>>25304025
>>25304026
>>25304029
>>25304034
>http://pastebin.com/kLZpUJ7P
the team, apparently
in other news champ is an edgelord
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>>25304048
not how it works
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>>25304057
try telling that to her
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>>25304061
you cant have a team with no champ. someone call champ since other guy bailed
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>>25304067
just wait a couple minutes pham
champ is prolly working on team as we speak, even though she wasn't clear on the rules/doesn't give a shit about the rules.
if not then at 42 new champ
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champ in
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>>25304026
>>
moth or butterfly of choice
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bonsly
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DD Zygarde
>>
specs milotic or band gyarados
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Hitmonlee
>>
lv 1 custap gastly
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evolite syther
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>>25304085
nah man thts lame
>>
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335535368
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>>25304120
real champ
>>25304086
troll champ
anyone who disagrees with me is a shitposter attempting to derail the thread
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>>25304131
i disagree w/ u
>>
niggers get in here
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335536307
>>
Okay, go with the other guy I guess
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>>25304085
>She
>>
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335539675
ez
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>>25304136
>>25304192
>Citizen squid
That was for odds, cuck.
Evens is for a Rental Pokemon
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>Derailer is a crybabby quitter
It's like pottery.
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I can champ
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ok me
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donnel tyrogue
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>>25304215
>>25304214
>>25304034
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>>25304214

Unexpected Lead
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zx wesf sfewsfsdf forfeited.
Odjibuwe Wutongo won the battle!
>>
use talonflame
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>>25304214
Mixed Grenigger
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>>25304214
critdra
>>
Poopa Roach (Persian) @ Silk Scarf
Ability: Technician
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
- Fake Out
- Assist
- Last Resort
>>
>>25304214
9gag
>>25304218
>>25304219
>>25304220
>>25304223
>>25304225
>>25304229
memes that made it to the front page
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>>25304235
ebic!
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>>25304235
:^)
>>
>>25304225
Do we have to do Ubers for this? Or should I meme and use the NFE in OU?
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>>25304265
NFE in OU
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>>25304265
skip it if you dont wanna go ubers
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>>25304285
I'll meme and use Frogadier
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335545876
>>
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335547297
good froge
>>
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335549468
what is it with showdown and their new teambuilder?
>>
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335551327
>>
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335554249
memes here
>>
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335558774
HACKS
>>
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335561806
>10% burn rate
>burns anyway
>>
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335565188
when will donnel evolve?????
>>
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335567947
kickin' donnie
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https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335570652
>>
Rate this meme.

Special Sandwich (Terrakion) @ Absorb Bulb
Ability: Justified
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 30 Atk / 30 Def
- Focus Blast
- Calm Mind
- Earth Power
- Hidden Power [Ice]

> tfw Terrakion doesnt' have an HA
>>
>tfw roomfags shit on your hidden meme circlejerk
why? every fucking time i come here roomfags are being retarded again
>>
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335573418
last one b4 new chimp
>>
me or become ludicolo
>>
thanks everyone, new champ!

>>25304773
kek.
>>
balk fetus
>>
specs pichu
>>
>>25304230 or me
>>
safety dance
>>
Walrein @ Leftovers
Ability: Ice Body
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Calm Nature
- Aqua Ring
- Hail
- Swallow
- Stockpile
>>
granbull with only rest and snore named dog
>>
me or grave mistake
>>
>>25304717
>>
>>25304779

HOGE
>>
Samuel Jackson (Tyrantrum) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Rock Head
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Head Smash
- Superpower
- Outrage
- Earthquake
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>>25304776
thanks
>>
mew with crocune's evs spread and and moveset
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>>25304781
is this bright powder volcarona or something along the lines of that
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>>25304822
No champ. And if you don't dance, you're no friend of mine.

Use the archive.
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>>25304822
brightpowder rhyperior
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>>25304822
bright powder rhyperior with rock wrecker
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>>25304822
Suggester here, its rhyperior
>>
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335578106
archives were being slow as shit but HERE WE GO
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>>25304822
assault vest rhyperior with sword dance only
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https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335581430
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https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335583524
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https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335585260
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>>25302378

yes, how dare people have threads about Pokemon. Why is the Mienshao thread even in that picture? There's nothing over the line happening in that thread.
>>
new team
>>
fart hehe (Gastly) @ Choice Band
Ability: Levitate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
-
-
-
>>
mirror mirror or YOU WILL NOT FLINCH
>>
Tornadus-T.

Be creative with the moves. No Smogon approved movesets here.
>>
me or any beetle
>>
Dratini
>>
>>25305128
Snips with aqua tail named Wet Dream Snips
>>
relicanth with choice band headsmash named comfyfishe
>>
Your favorite mememon called NO MORE GAMES
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>>25305133
mirror mirror (Latias) @ Latiasite
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 Spe
Modest Nature
- Thunderbolt
- Ice Beam
- Reflect Type
- Recover
>>
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335593873
>>
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335595497
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>>25302843
I like it.

Add rest/sleep talk?

Rest->sleep talk->last resort

Or Rest->sleep talk->metronome
>>
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335598722

>>25305239
it's really just supposed to be a variant of papa roach (fake out last resort ambipom)
sleep talk cant call metronome
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>>25302348
>go into Mienshao, Ninetales, and Zoroark threads
>all of them are relatively tame

Looks like you're the autistic one, OP.
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>>25303280
what the h*ck

don't impersonate me anon...
>>
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335602304
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https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335604242
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https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335605759
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le bug of many forefits
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https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335607267
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>>25305274
>defending three furbait threads for absolutely no reason
nice autism buddy
>>
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335610788
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me
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new champ
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mirror mirror (Latias) @ Latiasite
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 Spe
Modest Nature
- Thunderbolt
- Ice Beam
- Reflect Type
- Recover
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me or skill swap starmie with illuminate
>>
may i
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Anything with trick and sticky barb
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Sceptile @ Lansat Berry
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Substitute
- Leaf Blade
- Night Slash
- Acrobatics
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le dio
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specs zoroark
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sawsbuck please
give it something epic
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>>25305486
Killing self forever now
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>>25305492
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>>25305426
>hurr durr I'm so paranoid about furries that any thread about animal based Pokemon triggers me!
>>
dragonite
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>>25305274
>Zoroark thread
>tame

Like half the images in that thread are furry with tits. It's not straight-up porn but don't defend that shit.
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>>25305513
>Literally defending furries
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>>25305513

>any thread about animal based Pokemon triggers me!
do you know how to read posts?
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>>25305527

Nice meme.
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>>25305499
is this a specific set, there's nothing on the memebase and i'm too lazy to check archives

i kinda assume it's just zoroark in which case i'll combine with >>25305500
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>>25305535

you should be asking yourself that question.
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quads
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>>25305556
:c
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>>25305556
LOL
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>>25305556
Sorry anon, take a cute Yuzu
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>>25305556
so close

you get a good try award
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>>25305513

Why Poképhilia is NOT bad

You could split humans up into three categories: The people who make the rules, the people who follow them, and the people who question them. Since there's no way the people who make the rules would ever listen to this I'm going to assume you're either a Thinker or a Follower. If you question the rules or find yourself asking "Why?" more often then not then you're a Thinker. If you follow instructions and / or rules blindly without any consideration, then you're a Follower. The next part is for Thinkers only; you followers won't want to hear this anyway. Oh and please don't confuse Thinkers with nonconformist.

I have a question for all of you Thinkers out there. For all of you soon-to-be Thinkers try to keep an open mind. What are your views on poképhilia? For you soon-to-bes, I call you Halfies, who are turning your heads in disgust, just hear me out. Have you ever asked yourself "Why is it wrong?" If you answered "Because it just is." Then you are a Follower, leave. If you answered "Because it goes against God." You are a Follower, leave. If you have prepared a long list detailing just why it is wrong then you are a Follower, and most likely nerd, leave. If you actually asked yourself the question without letting the rest of the worlds opinion of it get in your way then congratulations, you're on your way to becoming a Thinker. You see if you look past all that crap that's been force-fed to you since you were little you'll see that a lot of things don't make sense. Poképhilia for instance, look into it, the only reason people think it's wrong is because they just do. Don't believe me? Well let's look at the standard arguments.
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>>25305556

also lezgo
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335616177
>>
guys how do i dodge bans
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>>25305513

"It's abuse! You're hurting them!"

Ah yes that one seems to be the most popular, fortunately it's also the easiest to discredit. In case you are a hardcore Follower, or just plain retarded, then you could see that each and every Pokémon has thoughts, emotions, a personality, and most importantly, THE ABILITY TO CONSENT! Any psychic Pokémon could tell you that. Not only that, but have you ever tried to harm a pokemon yourself? Most of them have claws, fangs, and enough strength to rip you in half. If they didn't want it, if you were hurting them, believe me you would know. Now tell me this, what is the difference between a man mounting his pokemon and a Pokémon mounting a woman? Think about it, how could the latter possibly be abuse? It can't, moving on.

"All of you poképhiliacs are just taking advantage of your Pokémon for your own sexual desires."

This one is used mostly by the less educated. Here's a hypothetical for you. A man's Pokémon, let's say a female Mightyena, goes into heat. You know how desperate female Pokémon get when they are in heat. The Mightyena can't find a mate so she begs the man to do it. The man refuses but the Mightyena is obviously desperate, she rapes the man, some how, don't question it for now it's just a hypothetical. They are caught in the act and the man is sent to jail. Bullshit? Yes, but it HAS happened, just earlier this week in fact, I'll tell you more later. Now I'm not going say that there aren't people who use their Pokémon's heat for that reason, but 9 times out of 10 it usually isn't the case.

"It is not the way God intended it!"

Read the newspaper lately? Apparently God's a Pokémon.

"…Bullshit!"

I say that about raps that up. The cornered Follower's last resort would be "Because it just is." So tell me, why, why in the name of all that is holy is it frowned upon? Why do so many people hate it? Why are pokephilia "criminals" judged so harshly? I'll let you decide that for yourselves.
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>>25305551
how could you even reach that conclusion that those threads are trigger-worthy? they're all literally furbait
you also gain absolutely nothing by being the only one to defend said thread in a thread full of shitposting
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>>25305593
>Install Anonymox
>use it
>delete cookies and history (save teams though)
>log in under a different name
>once you verified you can post, turn it off for 4chan as Anonymox is banned here

viola
dont sign out ever until your ban is done or you'll have to do it again
>>
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335618491
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>>25305614
an easier way is to just get an dynamic IP address (you probably already have one btw.) I've evaded easily over 1000 bans by clearing cookies and clicking a button on my router homepage.
>>
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335620476

this team has a rather glaring ice/bug weakness
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>>25305614
It says due to spam I can't chat using a proxy, what do?
>>
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335623098
>>
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335624368
new team after this one
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>>25305729
For anonymox?
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>>25305802
Yeah.
>>
>champ lost to this
OK new team
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>>25304813
>>
fag avatar (Meowth) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Pickup
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Captivate
- Gunk Shot
- Sing
- Double-Edge
>>
me or any gen 2 pokemon
>>
pignite
>>
porygon 2

your choice for set
>>
boom boom
>>
Ekans, Snivy, or Servine. Your choice
>>
>>25305837
2.5 or OG?
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>>25305825
Check if your IP is dynamic and do as
>>25305663
says
>>
boom boom v. 2.5
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>>25305842
OG please
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>>25305842
it's up to you heuhehehehhe

:)
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>>25305843
I tried already, no my IP doesn't seem to be dynamic sadly.
>>
2.5
>>
>tfw room doesnt exist
>>
http://funnyjunk.com/nsfw/eYThLrL/I+ripped+my+pants/
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>>25305802
I think even if I'm deleting the cookies there's something that I'm not deleting that gives away that it's me trying to evade, I have no idea of how to locate it though.
>>
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335628284
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>>25305858
contact user "shrang" via pm for the showderp room membership, password is "crogre"
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>>25305905
says hes offline
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>>25305614
I tried every proxy they gave me and I still can't talk. I cleared cookies over and over and no dice.
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335630132
cteamed beyond belief
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>>25305936
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335630271

easy
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>>25305935
if you don't have a dynamic IP address you can try contacting your ISP about getting one. you may just have to get a paid VPN because I'll save you some time and tell you none of the free proxies will work on 4chan or PS
>>
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335631818

6-0'd by a fake suicune
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0EbkDNKN-E
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Thank god we didn't have to sit through that

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335635088
>>
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335636912
i'm not a fan of sableye desu
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>>25306028
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>>25305663
What have you been doing to give yourself 1000 bans? Are you slugfucker?
>>
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335638881
>>
One more team
>>
Flame Orb Recover Trick Kecleon named Spicy Lizard, Facade is optional, you can Trick without burning Kecleon too.
>>
stallbreaker noivern
hint this does not mean specs draco
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Smelly Flowre
>>
Ambipom
Life Orb
-Fake Out
-Last Resort
-blank
-blank

Technician and max Speed and Atk
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Donphan
>>
Endure+Reversal Hitmonlee named DONT LOSE YOUR WAY
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im still in a dream (Ursaring) @ Leftovers
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Play Rough
- Close Combat
- Facade
- Swords Dance
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scarf blastburn only delphox
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>>25306197
latin name (Vanilluxe) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Weak Armor
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpA
Mild Nature
- Ice Shard
- Ice Beam
- Freeze-Dry
- Mirror Coat
>>
mantyke
>>
>>25306202
what is this
>>
>>25306242
standard Mega Venusaur
>>
>>25306242
rhyperior
>>
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-335642015
>>
>>25306265
>>25306265
>>25306265
@25306265
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>>25306242
smelly flowre (Gloom) @ Eviolite
Ability: Stench
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Synthesis
- Toxic
- Giga Drain
- Venoshock
>>
>>25306242
from archives

Smelly Flowre (Gloom) (M) @ Eviolite
Ability: Chlorophyll
EVs: 252 HP / 108 Def / 148 SpD
Relaxed Nature
- Sludge Bomb / Giga Drain / Moonblast
- Leech Seed
- Sleep Powder
- Moonlight
>>
That was good champ.
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