Pokemon has ruined my life, /vp/. Here's why
>be hanging out after work with a coworker
>we decide to go to the bar and get drinks
>waiter asks for my ID. No big deal
>hand it to him
>he looks at it for a moment before handing it back to me
>"sir, you handed me a Pokemon card" pic related was the one I accidentally gave him
>mfw I forgot I kept it in my wallet in the same place I keep my ID
>hastily take the card back and give him my ID, apologizing for the inconvenience
>waiter tells me "it's no problem, Mr. Rhyhorn"
>coworker doesn't let me live it down the entire time we're there
>now all my friends call me Mr. Rhyhorn
>>25070517
stop being such a bitch about it, mr. rhyhorn
>>25070517
I'm sure that totally happened to you.
Good, that's a cool name anyways
Sounds like a cool waiter
>Rhyhorn rhyhorn rrrhhhyy rhyhorn
>Rhy rhyhorn rhyhorn rhyhoorrrn
>Rhyhorn rhyhorn RHYHORN rhyhorn
>Rhyhorn rhyhorn
>Rhyhorn RHY rhyhorn rhyhorn rhyhorn horn rhyhorn
>"rhyhorn, rhy rhy rhyhorn rhyhorn" rhyhorn rhyhorn rhy horn rhyhorn
>Rhyhorn rhyhorn rhyhorn rhyhorn rhyhorn rhyhorn
>Rhyhorn rhyhorn rhyhorn rhyhorn rhyhorn rhy rhy rhy
>rhyhorn rhyhorn "Rhyhorn rhyhorn, Rhyhorn"
>Rhyhorn, horn rhy rhy rhyhorn rhyhorn rhyhorn rhyhorn
>Rhyhorn rhyhorn Rhyhorn
I don't have a clue what you're trying to say, OP.
Mr. Rhyhorn
>>25070517
You're never gonna be a Rhydon like this.
People get nicknames for shit like that, always my man. Just deal with it, it's a decent nickname as far as nicknames go.
>>25070517
How is that bad everyone gets a nickname sooner or later.
You should be like "Goddamn right I'm Mr. Rhyhorn" and work real hard at your job and get promoted and make people call you Mr. Rhydon, and then switch jobs and show up to your new job wearing a model of a protector on you head and yell "Mr. Rhypherior is in the building, lets get this money"
It's really the only thing you can do now.
Since your life is ruined now, you know?
Also I advise you to print out pic related and hang it in your office/cubicle/wherever you're stationed at work.
>>25070517
That is pretty funny if it actually happened. I don't see the problem here.
>>25070517
At least it wasn't a Lopunny or Gardevoir card.
>>25070517
That's a cool nickname though
Just be glad you didn't hand him a Goodra card
>>25070732
>mfw my eda
>>25070905
EDC! Fug
>>25070718
Yeah, the best thing to do is just laugh it off and go with the joke.
Why the fuck did you have a Rhyhorn card in your wallet, anyway?
>>25070550
Honestly, I never understand why people don't believe someone when they tell a story on 4chan.
Unless they're using a trip, nobody is ever going to know it was them, so what would be the point in lying?
>>25070964
Do you really think someone would do that?
Just go on the internet and lie?
>>25070949
Why don't you have a Ryhorn card in your wallet Faggot?
>>25070949
My sister gave it to me when I went to her house one time. I kept it in my wallet with the intention of adding it to my card collection when I got home but I forgot about it until that fateful day
Was just as surprised as the waiter and my coworker to be honest
>>25070994
Oscar? Is that you?
>>25070517
Awww you got a nickname op hoe cute
