> All Pokémon want to get stronger
> Ash's Pikachu refuses to evolve
?
>>25061426
>All humans want to succeed in life
>You refuse to leave your basement
?
>>25061435
/thread
>>25061435
Weak.
>Pokemon just wants to chill in the forest with its friends in peace
>random kid comes by, beats the shit out of it, and captures it in a ball
>Pokemon now is only loyal to kid and only wants to beat up other pokemon to please its new master
>>25061435
It is a result of the cards I was dealt with in life. I could live in my parent's basement, or live in my car. But hey, at least I wouldn't be living with my parents.
>>25061487
>>25061435
That won't be enough to defeat the evil which is OP.
>>25061487
Why do Pokémon listen to their Trainers? They surely know they're much stronger than them, and Pokémon are supposed to be intelligent creatures, so why obey them at all?
>>25061514
Christ, what an awful filter.
>>25061435
#rekt
>>25061517
You could go out and tame a bear so it only obeys you.
Most animals need an alpha creature in their lives to guide them. That's most likely how Pokemon act as well.
>Pokemon has had enough of your shit and decides to enslave you for a change
>>25061792
A lot of the passive betas here would willingly submit, too.
>>25061792
>this is some anons degenerate fantasy
>>25061792
>be Anon
>have a male Eevee
>Eevee wants to become a sleek, cool Umbreon
>But Anon evolves it into a Glaceon instead
>Glaceon develops attitude problems because he is embarrassed by his feminine appearance
>one day, after prolonged gentle teasing from Anon, Glaceon decides he shall get his revenge
>while Anon isn't looking, Glaceon uses a few sharp icicles to pin Anon's sleeves, rendering them entirely immobile
>pants are stripped down by Glaceon pulling with his teeth
>Glaceon mounts Anon
>Anon is then hopelessly filled with Glaceon's seed as punishment
>>25061825
neat
>>25061825
> Glaceon
> Not Sylveon
>>25061426
>Ash's pikachu holds a light ball
>not stronger than raichu
>>25062124
> Ash's Pikachu cannot learn Hyper Beam
>>25061825
Anon in Pokeworld when?>>>/mlp/aie
Raichu has a really cute voice
Tierno's is adorable
>>25062180
what a boss
