>he doesn't nickname his pokemon
>>25049991
>lord of the rings
>naming your pokemon after anime characters
>>25049997
>that's so raven
>>25050018
>one piece
>>25050015
They're bits of data and pixels. Who cares if they have a nickname.
>>25050054
> play Role Playing Game
> doesn't want to Roleplay
>>25050054
>being such a basic bitch
>>25050054
I bet you look like this
I dont nickname my pokemon because im not a faggot
>>25050076
My nigger.
>>25049991
I dont nickname my pokemon because I have no idea
True Pokemon masters do not name their beasts of burden.
>>25050105
She's not British, they have wider fat faces
>>25049991
I don't like nicknames.
>>25049991
Who is his rat?
>>25050074
The sad part is that guy could pull more women in a weekend than all of vp in a year.
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I nickname hard to get pokemon like shinys, top breeds, and legendaries
>he doesn't wear matching clothes for his pokemon
>>25050040
>Aqua Teen Hunger Force
>>25050674
>Bowser
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>>25050681
>Yokai Watch
>>25050681
>Kirby
>>25050681
>Digimon
>naming your pokes after greek gods and shit
a cool name like c0.0n is way better than Prometheus for example
I don't nick Pokemon not because I don't like nicknames but because I'm pretty autistic with them and I can't decide.
>>25049991
Nicknaming Pokemon is so cringeworthy. Observe the following situations:
>Situation 1
Person A: Let me see your Pokemon!
Person B: *gives 3DS*
Person A: Basilisk, Holocaust, Cumdump, Tension, Devourer, Allah
*Person A gives back 3DS and runs away*
>Situation 2
Person A: Let me see your Pokemon!
Person B: *gives 3DS*
Person A: Stan, Molly, Lucina, Jake, Paul, Trevor...
*Person A gives back 3DS and walks away*
>Situation 3
Person A: Let me see your Pokemon!
Person B: *gives 3DS*
Person A: Charizard, Absol, Gardevoir, Raichu, Scolipede, Lucario. Nice team!
*Person A and B have a friendly conversation*
Note that Situation 3 is the only one where Person B doesn't sound like a child or autist.
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>he nicknamed his shiny Umbreon DEATH
>>25050766
>>25050790
>regular show
>>25050062
This teebiatch senpapi
>>25050111
Paul. Go away. Or you will feel. A feeling. Of immense pain.
You're probably one of those people who names your characters in RPGs after your friends.
Fuck you, canon names all the way. If a character doesn't have a canon name, they don't get a name at all.
>>25050969
Refer back to >>25050062
Or do you prefer to play the role of a piñata?
>>25050928
>Pokemon
>>25050696
>Hey Arnold!
>>25050766
>tfw you share a name with Lucario
>>25051000
>mfw that face when
>>25050982
JRPGs are not roleplaying games. They take gameplay mechanics from actual RPGs like Ultima and Wizardry, but you have zero control over the game's story.
I nickname every single pokemon I catch or breed, even if I put a temporary one.
>>25050766
>tfw I have an umbreon called Holocaust
Only faggots nickname their pokemon.
>>25050986
>Gundam
>>25052185
>Naruto
>>25052308
>DBZ
>trying to keep this meme relevant
>>25050074
>looks like my husband
10/10 would get choked by
>>25052350
>Fist of the North Star
>>25052364
>KLK
>>25052350
>Playstation Eye Demo
>>25052482
>Rocko's Modern Life
>>25052626
>yokai watch
>>25052626
>Monster Rancher
>>25050766
>battle with people from here
>they have cocksucker, shiteater etc etc as names
>even being from here i find it very cringe worthy
Painfully true.
>>25050766
>Note that Situation 3 is the only one where Person B doesn't sound like a child or autist.
Including your post, you self-conscious sperg.
>>25052657
>Nosferatu
>>25052704
>Mickey Mouse
>>25052704
> Mickey Mouse
>>25052737
>Bob's Burgers
>>25049991
>come up with the best worst puns for nicknames
>can't share them with /vp/oreons because the vast majority aren't in English and/or the jokes get too personal or otherwise obscure
>>25052766
>Fist of the North Star
>>25052699
You sound like the sperg desu. Don't wear a fedora when you go outside.
>>25052789
>Berserk
>>25054203
>dark souls
>>25054213
>Robot Jones
>>25054238
>My Gym Partner is a Monkey
>>25054245
>Cleveland Show
>>25054255
>Cave Story
>>25050766
fuck you, I name my female pokemon like females I'm attracted todoes anyone else do that?
>>25049991
Bold words for someone who hangs with folks who don't nickname their horses
>>25052463
Your husband is cucking you.
>>25054464
Not since I was 12.
>>25054987
At least they don't fuck the horses
My Talonflame is named Firecock
>>25054455
>Quake
>>25055141
>implying
>>25055649
>Adventure Time
I nicknamed my favorite Pokemon after my dead dog
>>25056337
>Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
>>25056522
>Avatar: The Last Airbender
>>25056547
Zelda
The only time I used nicknames was in Red and Blue. I don't bother anymore.
I remember in elementary school a kid cracked up at my Alakazam that I named "Abe".
>>25056547
>some wrong anime.. show... or whatever
>>25056547
>Final Fantasy VII
>>25056812
>game of thrones
>>25056834
>Armada
>>25056846
>Tumblr
can we delete this thread already?
>>25056858
>black samurai
>>25056873
>donald duck
>>25056905
>mewtwo
>>25056895
>american dad
>>25056916
>battlestar galactica
>>25056922
>Metal gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain - Tactical Espionage Operation
Post.
>>25056922
>Bill and Ted's excellent adventure
>>25056945
>Call of Duty
>>25056945
>CS:GO
>He doesn't wank onto his touch screen after feeling up his favorite poke in amie, while teasing his butthole with the stylus
>>25056980
>morgan freeman
>>25050779
>he nicknamed a Dark type Pokemon Shadow
>>25057001
>Fairly Odd Parents
>>25056371
That's acceptable
>>25057065
>Beavis & Butthead
>>25057091
>Xiaolin Showdown
Story time.
>be me
>at school
>kid in class plays pokemon
>one day we battle
>he sends out his pokemon
>Charlette the Charizard
>Fletchoretta the Talonflame
>Lee the Lucario
>Yvetas the Yveltal
>few other sperg names
>mfw
>>25057153
>vanilla ice
>>25057153
>tfw I send out Scizor named Chopper
>tfw I send out Clefable named Fat Louie
>tfw I send out Sableye named Hopkins
>tfw I send out Trevenant named Master Oak
>tfw I send out Carbink named Clint
>tfw I send out Gengar namedGengar
>>25057211
>scizor named chopper
>>25057224
Yeah, I've had him since Ruby.
>>25057410
That explains it
>>25049991
One of the most hideous women I've ever seen, ugly as a sin.
i always gave my pokemon really dumb childish names like Bubbles, but then i had one pokemon with a normal name. i remember Phil the doduo
