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Why do you worship a false god? >muh 1000 arms 1/1000 of infinity
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Why do you worship a false god?
>muh 1000 arms
1/1000 of infinity is still infinity.
>muh plates
An omnipotent god would never need items by definition, and Arceus CAN'T hold more than one item.
>I never said omnipotent
So much revisionism happened after the Charizard vs. Greymon Death Battle. You know we have archives, right?
Arceus can't even cut a small tree without a specific move that no pokémon learns naturally. I suppose that makes the tree better than omnipotent!
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>>25036629
>I never said omnipotent
Yes, I never did and often corrected those who did.

/vp/ isn't one person.
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>>25036629
>tying game mechanics to God
Guess buu can beat kirby because kirby can be killed by apples.

Also
>citing death battle as if it were a valid source
wew lad, you must be the kid who based his history projects on CoD and Asscreed
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>>25036629
Actually Victini is omnipotent.
Victini possess infinite power.
Arceus doesn't.
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>>25036682
>infinite power
Infinite energy.

Just because that rabbit is an eternal battery doesn't mean it can do literally everything it wants.
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>>25036708
True but Mew can.
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>>25036708
Once again, all pokedex entries no matter how insane are 100% accurate. You know the worst part about the Digifags are that they are so desperate to be relevant that they are willing take a death battle as word of god to take the high ground. pretty sad.
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>>25036708
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>>25036725
Yup. Pokédex is 100% accurate.
:)
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>>25036722
>>25036727
I fail to see how those descriptions imply anything about omnipotence.
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>>25036745
Mew possess the DNA of All Pokémon.
Mew can any move.
Mew is the ancestor of every single Pokémon.
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>>25036752
That makes it a Mary Sue not omnipotent.
>can't learn Draco Meteor
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>>25036768
Mew can learn any move.
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>>25036752
That's like saying bacteria would be omnipotent if they could do anything other animals, plants and microbes on Earth can.

And if no pokémon is omnipotent, then neither is Mew.
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>>25036789
Ha. Mew can learn any move.
Do You know any mean?
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>>25036673
>citing death battle as if it were a valid source
I didn't do that. I said BEFORE DEATH BATTLE, people on this board were saying Arceus is omnipotent, and AFTER DEATH BATTLE, they stopped. I only mentioned Death Battle as a point in time when something changed.
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>>25036629
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>>25037624
fancy birb
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>>25036629

Since when did "non-Abrahamic" translate to "false?"
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i'm Mewish
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>>25039991
Weather trio and such are basically nnon abrahmic gods already

Creation trio are lovecraftian abominations
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>>25036629
I always thought of the Pokemon Arceus as being the Poke-world equivalent of Jusus.

It's an aspect of the omnipotent creator god, and while it has divine power, it's limited by the constrants of a mortal Pokemon body.
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>>25036786
>>25036801
>>25036752

>muh moves!
>has a bigger movepool than Mew

ALL HAIL SMEARGLE!
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>>25042021
Lol.
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