Would you marry a Pokemon?
>>25028991
I'd rather have one as mymom.
Maybe.
>>25028994
and then marry her
>>25028991
i do
>>25028991
>Would you marry a Pokemon?
Did so years ago.
Can furries just finally leave and kill themselves?
>Pokephilia thread
Summon the Tailsposter...
Only the most powerful one
>>25029004
Welcome to the Internet. Enjoy your stay, faggot. :^)
>>25029019
Victini?
Ancient Human from the Sinnoh (region) did.
>>25029019
>>25029157
Where is the moon translation?
>>25028991
Only if it's Bay.
>>25028991
Yes. I would.
>>25028991
Hell yes.
>>25029177
How would you have sex with it?
>>25029709
very carefully
>>25029709
I wouldn't.
>>25028991
Yes!
>>25028991
Probably
>>25029990
Post Audino
>>25029157
And it was mentioned again by a man in kalos
Hehehe
What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Why can't you manage having meaningful companionship with something without wanting to put your dick in it?
>>25030118
But AnonI don't have a dick
>>25030043
looked around on the /b/ archive and found this for you.
>>25030118
It's a thread about marrying pokemon, you kind of assume that when people marry a thing they want to rock its world in bed.
>>25030118
Different People like different things.
Equality
Where the Colosseum pic of the lady with Mightyena as her boyfriend
>>25030185
Well, actually the idea of a human and a pokemon being married and being totally platonic is romantic to me, but i think the fact that EVERY mention of the mythology mentioned in Sinnoh ends up rapidly decaying into an attempt to rationalize bestiality or some other furry bullshit makes it hard for me NOT to assume that's what people mean by marriage in this context.
>>25028991
What assets would I gain from such a union? What property would be acquired? What income? What land would there be me to inherit?
Just what would I get from marriage?
>>25030342
Eggs. But all your kids would be pokemon and thus enslaved by other humans eventually.
Yes I would
>>25030118
As far as I can tell this is about putting them in dresses and giving them flowers, dicklover
>>25030367
Wouldn't they belong to anon, just like Pokémon in daycare belong to the trainer?
>>25030268
Did you know the paper scissors rock game that pokemon is based on, has a variation in Japan based on the kitsune? Hunter shoots fox, mayor outranks Hunter, and fox seduces mayor
>>25030286
>letting shitty fanbases influence your judgement
>implying anything would marry me
>>25030899
A Ditto would marry you.
>>25028998
Frisk, pls
Y'all need Moses
>>25029003
>that picture
MY SIDES!
>>25031074
dude, you don't know the half of it.
>>25030465
Pokémon and Human love
>>25031028
doubt.jpg
>>25030118
but I don't want sex.
>>25030465
She had a kid later.
>>25029990
I wonder is there any other roselia stories?
>>25029164
Not that anon, but long story short, humans and Pokemon used to marry in the Japanese version.
So marrying Pokemon is a canon thing, or at least used to be a thing people did in the game canon.
I would 4 sure
>>25030118
How can we have a meaningful companionship with things that don't exist?
>>25033735
Tulpas.
>>25033748
Yeah, if you want to risk going completely fucking bonkers because you now have a screaming mind demon. Plus I heard one time of an anon who had a tulpa that friendzoned him and turned into a ponyfag who uses his body to ERP for Amazon money or something.
>>25033806
Is that even possible?
>>25028991
/mlp/ please get the fuck out
>>25033854
Apparently tulpas will get minds of their own which can make things get really fucking weird. I heard that if you make a tulpa of your waifu then the tulpa will experience a serious existential crisis because it has to act like something it's not to appease you.
>>25033965
Mother of all nopes
Is anybody dumb enough to try?
>>25030182
>>25030043
>>25029990
There's another
>>25034000
Start asking around on /x/ and /mlp/.
>>25034000
Some people are that desperate for companionship.
>>25034004
and one more
>>25033965
Amazing how Tumblr can throw an almighty shit fit about white people eating at "Chinese" restaurants, but fails to do so when a bunch of pasty aspie beanpoles take the a genuinely held religious concept of Tibetan and Hindu origin and go "hey this is the perfect means for me to pretend to date and fuck cartoon horses."
>>25034064
The sort of people who are genuinely interested in making pony tulpas absolutely could not care less about what some whiny middle age woman thinks of their hobby.
>>25034083
>The sort of people who are genuinely interested in making pony tulpas
Define "genuine" in this context.
As genuine as the nutters from The Daemon Forum?
>>25031711
I dont, but if you care to tell me, I will read it.
>>25034448
http://youtu.be/lPyhlybViJw
>>25031711
Nevermind, just read the story…
>mfw
>>25034468
Yeah… I already read the story, but thanks… that was… something else.
>>25034035
>just like a hotpocket
>>25028991
Only if it's Froslass
>>25028991
Where is Mr. Krabs?
>>25031040
Your reference triggers me.
Only with prenups
>>25028991
Yes. And impregnate them many times.
>>25033181
he only made the one. Love for Roselia is pretty scarce
>>25034855
Froslass is acceptable.
>>25035610
Do you think your waifu would be able to wreck you in divorce court otherwise?
>>25029990
The weirdest part of this is Roselia is only like a foot tall
>>25034035
thank you so much i've been looking for this for a long time
