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A wild Clefable appears! Before you could send out your pokemon, it ambushed you and attacked you with a metronome. How fugged are you?
http://thousandroads.net/misc/metronome
(the generator is at the bottom of the page just scroll down)
>Double Slap
My face is going hurt for a while, but for the rest I'll be fine.
>Dual Chop
eh, maybe a few bone fractures.
>>25010848
My Pokémon will defeat it.
>Blue Flare
I is kill.
>Magic Room
I wasn't holding anything, lel
>icicle crash
RIP in peace my life...
>>25010848
> Swords Dance
> stats boost movement
Rekt him the next turn.Fucking casuals.
>Baby-Doll Eyes
Cute, but not the best ambush attack
>>25010848
>>25010941
It was throwing a surprise party for you all along
>Fury attack
Even if it hit five times, I think I'd manage
>Ion Deluge
Huh?
>Charm
Awww
>Yawn
Yeah, let's go to sleep Clefable...
>Roar of Time
fug
>>25010848
gear grindSounds hot
>Sacred Sword
fug
Real question is what you got on this: http://thousandroads.net/misc/pmdquiz/
>>25010848
>Self-Destruct
WOULD BE JUST MY LUCK
>power gem
Shit, I'm gonna get stoned like a witch
>>25010848
>frost breath
eh, it's already cold here so I don't mind. I also am at +0/0 so the crit doesn't even matter desu senpai
>>25010848
>spore
Oh well it could have been worse. Chestoberry and all is fine.
>>25010848
>Mystical Fire
Crispy.
>Moonlight
Not too bad, tb h
>>25010848
>mind reader
It would probably die first
>Scary face
>i'll be fine
>>25010848
>Ominous Wind
>Flash
My eyes!!! They burn!!!
>>25011421
Muslim clefable
>>25011736
>>25011421
>>25011736
>Lucky ChantJust my luck
>>25010848
im feeling pretty good m8
>>25011744
Is that Pokemon Showdown?
I used to play Pokemon Crater. I was wondering if Showdown is the best Pokemon MMO at the moment.
>>25010848
>Smokescreen
I might end up coughing and it will be hard to see, but I doubt I will be in any immediate danger.
>Hyperspace Hole
JUST
>>25011773
yeah it's pretty good, the overworld isn't great though
>>25010848
Guillotine
IIRC OHKO moves have 100% acc through metronome
>Aerial Ace
>Absolutely no way to dodge it
Well, shit.
>>25011773
bad bait.
>Avalanche
It was nice knowing you guys.
>safeguard
Aw :3
O-Okay...
>>25011827
> bait
Did I say something wrong anon? I confess it's been almost years since I last played crater.
I asked Showdown because battles seem fun... but it seems it doesn't have the catching Pokémon part. I would like if there was a Pokémon RPG where you actually moved in browser like in crater, but battles were as fluid as in Showdown.
>>25010848
>Bug Bite
Could be worse I guess. Does Clefable even have teeth?
>>25011866
Develop it yourself, you seem to have the right ideas.
>clear smog
Well i get intoxicated could be worse
>>25011882
Clear Smog can't poison, you'll probably just feel a little fatigued.
>>25011876
Developing a game isn't just having an idea anon. I would have to learn a language and take many hours in order to make it. Plus there wouldn't be much incentive, since Pokémon belongs to Nintendo (so only free work possible) and I would require to maintain and keep updating it.
![images[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V5altA0.jpg "images[1].jpg")
>Attract
Oh shiiiiiiiitt
>Swallow
>>25011901
Yeah you are alright with the fact it is an mmo.
It has nothing to do with pokemon anymore, they remove attacks or hack the system, or cheat it so you can't use those moves.
Dont go on that site, it is cancer.
>>25011773Pokemon Revolution Online is kinda neat, better than Crater for sure. I recommend check it yourself.
>>25010848
>Outrage
mercy
>>25010848
>Bide
I just walk away.
>Eerie impulse
eh, special attack is for pussies anyway
>>25010848
>Scald
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DON'T DRINK COFFEE
>Dragon Ascent
Fug
>>25010848
>Mean Look
Okay, now what?
>>25010848
>Perish Song
Clefable is Sadako
>Lick
my body is ready
>>25010848
>http://thousandroads.net/misc/metronome
>Hyper Voice
Ear drums are kill.
>attract
I dont want to be a pokephile
>Bug Buzz
Oh god my internal organs.
>>25011744
kek
>Sweet Scent
<3
>After you
I got away safely.
>Guard Swap
>Dragon Ascent
>entrainment
Whut
>Cross Poison
Nice knowing me.
>>25011502
I don't see why you can't perform a simple task desu
>>25010848
>Roar
Gives up the ambush advantage. I guess Fairy really is the opposite of Dark.
>>25010848
>Double Team
I'll take it.
>Tail Whip
My defense lowered, nothing too crazy.
Gross.
>Hyper Voice
My fucking ears
>sing
:3
>>25010848
Payback.
Since I didn't attack it first and this thing is more Special Attacker, I basically just got jumped by a six year old.
Not painful in the slightest.
>Searing Shot
RIP
>Hyper Fang
>no teeth
I'll be fine.
Lock On.
Guess I'm fine.
Iton defense
Think ill walk away
>Mud sport
These were my good shorts!
Dragon AscentMega Clefable confirmed
As long as I don't fall head first, I should survive.
>>25010848
>Role Play
D'awww, he wants to be a neckbeard like me.
>>25010848
>Magma Storm
GG no RE
>>25011086
I got Cubone
>>25010848
>Tail Slap
I guess now it's my cue to suplex it?
>>25014835
L... lewd
>Egg Bomb
Well fuck.
100 base damage would probably break bones, if it doesn't outright kill me, but at the very least there's a 1/4 chance that she'll miss.
>Teeter Dance
I'm confused. I'm now liable to beat the shit out of myself.
>Powder Snow
kek
>Heal Pulse
Thanks doc
Ancientpower
ehh... I think I'm seriously injured and possibly dead, if it hit me on the head also. Otherwise broken bones and some nasty cuts. I might survive if I can get to a hospital quickly.
>sunny day
Thanks.
>Pursuit.
I never wanted to run away.
>>25016614
>attack order
NO
NO
>Celebrate
Fuck yes
>>25010848
>swift
Not even Stab, I can take it
>Tailwind
nice
>Natural Gift
>80 base damage fighting-type move, assuming it's holding a Leppa Berry (which is a 50% chance)
Would probably sting like a bitch.
>>25010848
>Acupressure
Well I have a really shitty back so ... good?
Bubblebeam
>Reduces Speed
So, maybe a small concussion after the impact. Ouch.
How fugged am I?
>Earthquake
I'm probably buried under my house now.
>>25010848
>ion deluge
thanks senpai
>>25010848
>skill swap
hah, guess all there is to do is...wait, how do i catch these things again?
