>Pokemon GO
Who thought this was a good idea? How long before some kid gets raped and killed in the woods while trying to catch a legendary?
>>24995063
>raped and killed trying to catch a legendary
Wut
>>24995071
Some pedophile who is also looking for a legendary stumbles upon a sexy little boy and fucks him in the ass and then slices his throat.
OP may have had a different scenario but whatever.
>>24995071
Europe.
>>24995063
holy shit that last part
>>24995063
Im looking forwards to the news to see how many people die trying to get pokemon
Yes, walk outside your house and you'll die
So I just spoof a rare pokemon and hide nearby with a gun?
How are you going to catch 'em all when all the rare Pokémon are in the black neighborhoods?
Do you live nearby the woods by any chance, OP?
>>24995289
WE WUZ CHANSEYS N SHEEIT
>>24995289
I'll just trade for Scrafty, no big deal
>>24995341
Blacks dont pwn top of the line cell phones like real people
You guys are pretty messed up.
It's a social mobile experiment that's literally a clone of a game that was barely popular
Calm down
it's not like they want priority over the main series game, its not even gamefreak doing the fucking game, it's the developer of the game this is a clone of
>Planning to go the forest to look for kid to bully whose looking around for Pokemon
>Try to jump him
>Spook him
>Chase him
>Trip on a rock and spraint my legs
>Kids comes up and laugh's
>Decides to bully me instead while i can't get up
>Turns out he was out in the woods for a week and hasnt showered
>Takes out his musky sweaty foot and places it on my face
>My face is suffering from this goddamn kid's dirty ass feet
>All the while he's laughing looking at his phone saying "Sweet i found a Treeko, thanks loser"
>Gets his foot off, only to slide his shorts down and takes a massive shit down my throat before leaving
>>24995485
Put Zekrom in Detroit and say that again
>>24995063
>Magic Leap support confirmed
Just a reminder
>honey
>people still thinking it's gen 1
debunked
Guys okay this is no lie
Today driving I saw:
>big black dude
>black pants
>white long sleeve shirt
>folders under arm
>on cell phone
>red baseball cap
>in Texas
>walking down highway
Was this Google? Could they be working on GO all around us as we speak
>>24995071
very nice muslims who totally never ever rape anyone are going to show kids how children are made :^)
What does the GO stand for?
>>24997307
get out
>>24997307
Genwunner Only
>>24995513
I have the feeling you typed this while sporting a massive erection
>>24995063
your mom designed it so she can rape kids in the woods.
![1395887042764[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/eQwbhS4.png "1395887042764[1].png")
>>24995063
>walk to some kid on the streets
>hey, could you give me some honey?
Yknow, the fact Honey was shown there gives me hope that there will be more than TEH EPIK ORIJINUL 149 because its a gen 4 item
Finally I can rape a real life mini skirt lass!
>>24997307
Geosynchronous Orbit
>>24995063
Pokémon Go was a oh ok idea.
>>24995207
Better to stay in /vp/ where it is safe and you never have to make person-to-person contact.
