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Why do seemingly giant pokemon often turn out to be manlet by comparison?
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>>24976282

>Pocket Monsters
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>>24976314
they're called pocket monsters because they literally go into balls that fit into your pocket. And the franchise itself is about trading/battling on a handheld you can put in your pocket. their size outside of that has nothing to do with it
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>the dragons that make up the Original Dragon are manlets compared to some of the other box legends
Gatta when
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>>24976282
Because these are Jap games and Japs are on average shorter than us, thus manlet kaijus are still imposing to them.
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>>24976338

>jap average is literally 2 inches shorter
>fucking 5cm

>somehow explains the monsters being a fraction of the size you expect, especially when they invented fucking godzilla
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>>24976282
>that smug face at the end
It's still gonna beat the shit out of you even if it's just 9'06" nigga
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>>24976327
Arceus is just as bad.
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>>24976282

Why are you even using wojack in this image? What does it have to do with feels? This is reddit tier garbage.
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>>24976282
And then small ones are huge right
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>>24976385
>being this new
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Being Nidoking is suffering
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>>24977058
Excadrill says hi
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>>24976990

using memes incorrectly for their own sake is a hallmark of newfaggotry, newfag.
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I hate how they do this. Fuck the japs and their height complex.

The 5th Gen Dragons shouldve been the size of Dialga and Palkia.
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When will they learn?
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>>24977598
What's the height and weight of that anyway?
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What's wrong with being short?
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>>24977599
14'09"/4.5 m
1344.8 lbs./610.0 kg
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>>24977616
That's...pretty sizable.
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>>24977588

sounds like you have the height complex, needing everything to be xbox huge.
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Just take the sizes you see in the anime/movies. They seem far more realistic
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>>24978024
>complaining about realism when talking about flying, elemental dragons.
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>>24977616
>that tall
>and yet still a manlet in comparison to the 21'04'' monster
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>be European
>see all those 9s and 14
>they translate as less than 5 meters
>mfw
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remember guys those sizes are just averages. not every human is a 5'11 manlett
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>>24977616
it's a big guy then
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>mfw I pretend my headcanon is right when it comes to such things
Feels good, family.
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>8.8 m long snake made of rocks weighs as much as average fat American
Forget sizes, weights are ridiculous for most pokemons, and it really hurts my autism. I mean, Rapidash is around as big as a real life horse, but weighs 5 times less for some reason.
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>>24978817
I'll get on board with that, there's so much disproportion between size and weight. Makes for some unrealistic dimensions (see Wailord)

But I can live with manlet Pokemon. Why the rage?
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>>24976351
I know right
>having a sense of humour
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>>24978817
Onix 40 base attack what pisses me off
Great design put to shame
Steelix is alright
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>>24978817
Bro have you even SEEN an American?
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>>24978911
The same as pidgey
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>>24976351
>average is literally 2 inches shorter
Average nip male is 5'6
about 2 inches shorter than Mexicans, 4 inches shorter than American whites, and about 7 inches shorter than Nordic whites.
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>>24978562
5'11" is only a manlet if you're in Scandinavia. 5'11" is Average in most other places. I'm 5'11" (tfw not quite six feet, my brother in 6'1") and no one's ever called me am anlet. In fact I've been called "Tall" by nurses before.
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>>24979052
>many people call me tall despite being 173cm
>tfw asian
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>>24979011

That's still not a big difference, stretch your fingers to 10 cm, it's very little.
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>>24979052
>manletindenial.svg
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>>24979953
>insecure person projecting
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>>24979052
>tfw when scandinavian
>tfw 181cm

life is suffering
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>>24980064
Don't worry, the Muslims will bring the average down. Among other things.
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>>24979052
>5'11" is only a manlet if you're in Scandinavia. 5'11" is Average in most other places.

jesus... and im only 5'9 :(
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>>24978911
It's health is also pitiful
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Nintendo doesn't consistency
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>mfw 6'4"
I haven't been a mantlet since I was about 15
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How many people do you think are lying in this thread?
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>>24980259
So what is it
I was 6'1 but then they said I am 5'9
Why did they lie to me
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>>24980437
No 5'11, whatever the threshold is
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>>24980259
>A 6'4 Yeti posting on his computer all day on a furries imageboard
I bet you're a really handsome dude just from this mental picture.
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Why is Onix so shit?
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>>24980432
I tell everyone I'm 6'1" because nobody believes I'm an even 6 for some reason. It's like being exactly 6 feet is against some cosmic rule.
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>>24983735
>Giant FUCK YOU Rock Snake that fucking explodes from the ground
>Taken out by a Koffing.
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