WHY FOR HERACROSS NUMBER ONE POKEMON
1. HAVE DOUBLE MAXIMUM STAB ATTACK FOR MAKE EXCELLENT DAMAGE
2. RESIST RAZOR LEAF
3. COMBAT BEETLE
4. WILL NOT DISRUPT YOUR POTS AND PANS
5. CONVENIENT HANDLE FOR AIRPLANE DEPLOYMENT
6. COBALT BLUE FINISH
7. NO BATTERIES REQUIRED
THANKS FOR TIME
Cons: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>implying there's anyone left who would get this
>>24962754
when was the last time i saw this
8. ITS BLUE
>>24962770
>>24962754
My neck my back lick my pussy and my crack
>>24963706
i remember this
best pasta
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Heracross, you little bitch? I’ll have you know he graduated top of his generation in G/S/C, and he's been involved in numerous OU tiers, and he has over 300 confirmed Elite 4 victories. He is trained in Double battles and he's the top Bug type in the entire Pokemon meta. You are nothing to him but just another Dark type. He will wipe you the fuck out with STAB the likes of which has never been seen before in this series, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about him over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak he is contacting his secret network of Move Relearners and he is learning Pin Missile right now so you better prepare for the Mega Evolution, maggot. The Mega Evolution that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your team. You’re fucking swept, kid. He can OHKO anything, anytime, and he can use over four hits per move, and that’s just with Rock Blast. Not only is he extensively trained in Close Combat, but he has access to the entire TM arsenal of the Goldenrod Shopping Center and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. He will shit Fury Attacks all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
