We give a speedrunner six glitches to beat Smogon OU in the fastest time possible. We also spout memes and donate money for autism awareness.
>buges and glitches
http://fgts.jp/vp/
http://pastebin.com/0bYpM0at
>donations read on the air
http://booru.showderp.com/
>current speedrunner
!xZtno0QzmQ
>>24936709
>tfw you don't make it to the autism collage
>current speedrunner
!xZtno0QzmQ
OP is neoderp
its over
>>24936709
Great now we get to wait until people realise champ is a ruse
>>24936709
>flowre AND juicy
>they're the same guy ffs
>ruse trip as champ
delet this
>>24936709
>current speedrunner
>>!xZtno0QzmQ
haha epic, me for real champ
nidoking named t. Alberto Barbosa
>>24936769
swalot
torkoal called *tokes*
REMOVE SKARM
>>24936768
>they're the same guy ffs
*girl
Boostan roostan with metro
second shoah
>>24936709
>putting temp, tym(p?), and scotteh in here
roomfag detected
explains the retardation
>>24936724
*pats*
>>24936709
tfw your autism collage alter ego looks like Renly Baratheon, first of xer name.
:3c~~~
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312901288
good start
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312902421
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312904030
44chan made me aware about how real autism is
>mlp
>furries
Yeah a lot it autism
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312907742
antonnn: wow bad loser much
antonnn: gg
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312909599
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312911524
last one
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312914161
new champ
me haha
male pyroar named >she
boosts.exe (Togekiss) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Roost
- Ancient Power
- Heal Bell / Taunt / Substitute / Silver Wind
- Baton Pass
Delibird with Happy hour, rapid spin, spikes and destiny bond
you can change it at any point if you want depending on how often you already used HH in every battle combined
0 HH = AV limber ditto
1 HH =Specs weedle, band caterpie or scarf weedle
2 HH = Iron ball imposter ditto
3 HH = any NU pokemon (or lower)
4 HH = any UU Pokemon (or lower
5+ HH = any Pokemon you want
REMOVE ANYTHING (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Counter
- Mirror Coat
- Taunt
- Rapid Spin
Probopass @ Leftovers
Ability: Magnet Pull
EVs: 252 Def / 12 SpA / 244 Spe
Bold Nature
- Taunt
- Pain Split
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Discharge
Clefable @ Leftovers
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Belly Drum
- Cosmic Power
- Soft-Boiled
- Present
↑↑↑↑↑↑↑
World Records Snips
Rhyperior called rhyperior
Breloom
>>24937020
Isnt this just boostan roostan senpai?
>>24937033
sorta
just wanted to make it clear the point is to pass rather than sweep
>>24937036
Metronome is more fun imo
>>24937021
Nice set nerd. Validate next time ok. baka -_-
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312920328
>>24937033
that carries stored power
also leppa berry is heaps better
>>24936709
tfw when I'm always in these collages tfw when I'm twice this time >:3c
WHAT HAPPENED
>>24937062
>last battle posted 40 minutes ago
new champ when
wow i'm triggered right now
new champ
champ died in her sleep
new champ now ok
hey can i
Real Human Beam (Porygon-Z) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Download
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
- Hyper Beam
- Ice Beam
- Signal Beam
- Charge Beam
↑↑↑↑↑↑↑Read the tripcode this time
SECOND SHOAH
granbull
girafarig
Gliscor-KFC (Moltres) @ Leftovers / Binding Band
Ability: Pressure
- Flamethrower / Fire Spin
- Toxic
- Substitute
- Roost
faithful penguin (Delibird) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Hustle
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk
Lonely Nature
IVs: 0 Def / 0 SpA / 0 SpD / 0 Spe
- Counter
-
-
-
>>24937234
Goddamnit
hey hi
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312936759
>>24937234
Goddamnit
>>24937259
Goddamnit
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312940040
zarel if you read this ur gay
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312942134
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312944559
fuck stall
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312945505
haha
You're supposed to drum with the jew champ baka
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312946774
; )
new red ribbon army
Eric Birb (Aggron) @ Sharp Beak
Ability: Rock Head
Bashful Nature
IVs: 0 HP / 0 Atk / 0 Def / 0 SpA / 0 SpD / 0 Spe
- Blizzard
- Fire Blast
- Focus Blast
- Thunderq
dewgong with aqua jet and ice shard
Cap'n Pepper (Pelipper) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Rain Dish
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
Bold Nature
- Hurricane
- Stockpile / Defog
- Scald
- Rain Dance
Zangoose @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Toxic Boost
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Protect
- Detect
- Last Resort
-
Adolf Checkem (Azelf) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Detect
- Protect
- Last Resort
-
Watchog @ Silk Scarf
Ability: Analytic
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Protect
- Detect
- Last Resort
-
pick you're meme
shiftry
Haxorus @ Choice Band
Ability: Mold Breaker
EVs: 1 HP / 252 Atk / 1 Def / 1 SpA / 1 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Dual Chop
- Outrage
- Earthquake
- Poison Jab
>>24937383
dude two stab lmao
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312951408
heres me
I'm leaking showderp in omegle :^)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312954771
nuke brazil today
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312955905
me
new gamer
bring it on bois
trip
moon ducke 2k16 (Cresselia) @ Kee Berry
Recycle
Calm Mind
Moonblast
Rest
or ME
(ω ´ 3 ` )ω (Gulpin) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Liquid Ooze
Level: 1
Shiny: Yes
- Endure
- Destiny Bond
>>24937507
free pick for you my man, but you must promise not to be shit.
lunatone
snips
I DID IT, >>24937528
GUYS
hoge
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312963449
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312966615
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312968909
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312969472
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312974041
new memerinos
MEME DESTROYER (Heracross) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Moxie
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Endure
- Reversal
- Knock Off
- Rock Blast
a frog
Metro machamp
hoge
A smeargle mememon
>>24937762
>>24937762
Siege Rhino
worme (Dratini) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Shed Skin
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Draco Meteor
- Fire Blast
- Blizzard
- Thunder
>>24937770
what le fug is this meme
>>24937778
banded AV rhyperior
>>24937778
rock polish weakness policy rhyperior
>>24937778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w1g-idt-8U
memer
you know you are a memer
well can you put your head in your hands, oh no!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312982020
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312984535
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312987519
>>24937071
that's only because people mistake me for one of your alts, and flowre as a seperate person entirely
-_-
new champ
me
faithful penguin (Delibird) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Hustle
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk
Lonely Nature
IVs: 0 Def / 0 SpA / 0 SpD / 0 Spe
- Counter
-
nice sweep nerd
again
Loud Waifu
Water Absorb Jellicent
rhyperior no nickname
>>24937909
is this loudred
Exploud
>>24937917
its whatever you want it to be
>>24937917
it's hyper voice hydreigon
>>24937917
yes she has many holes to do the sex with
>>24937917
Meloetta I think
Special Flygon
>>24937917
hyper voice M-Gardevoir
please hurry my house is burning down
wow guys I think I created a very bad mememon
>>24937964
wow guys I think I read a very bad post
>>24937966
wow that's some nice dubs, guy!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312999129
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313002857
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313007050
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313009535
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313011924
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313017464
we did it Google.com
new champ
AGILITY SWEEP SHITMON ROULETTE!
If 1-3
Forced memes (Hitmonchan) @ Life Orb
Ability: Iron Fist
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Close Combat
- Thunder Punch
- Ice Punch
- Agility
If 4-6
30=0 (Feraligatr) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Ice Beam
- Focus Blast
- Agility
If 7-9
GG WP (Empoleon) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Torrent
EVs: 76 HP / 252 SpA / 180 Spe
Timid Nature
- Hydro Pump
- Flash Cannon
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Agility
If 0
Unshuckable (Shuckle) @ Life Orb
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Rock Polish
- Stone Edge
- Earthquake
- Gyro Ball
Me or use anything
specs weedle hahah ahahahHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
jellicent again
citizen snibs
Blood weasel
Non-mega Sableye with a competitive set
an eeveelution of your choice
Escavalier
>>24938225
boom boom 2.5
>>24938225
>>24938225
favorite starter
>>24938227
skip this bullshit
new rule that new champs dont get shitmons until we know they're shitty
it really isn't funnyseriously kill yourself
>>24938247
>skipping a suggestion
>>24938247
Seconded
>>24938247
>being this neoderp
>>24938247
it's a pivot you fag
>>24938253
>wanting to watch a weedle stay in the battle for 1 turn while it gets stomped
good goy
look at this birb she is stupide and she can't even fly lol freaking imbecile
Oh boy here we go
>>24938260
>haha im hiding behind the rules! follow them or else!
>>24938253
>dude i fucking love watching a level 5 weedle get killed for the 10000000th time while we spam WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WEEDLE DIED in chat
>>24938262
its a reddit tier suggestion that you claim is a pivot so you can blame champ for losing
>>24938247
fuck newfags
>>24938267
Rude she's just sleepy ~-~
Let's go
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313026886
>>24938274
>being this neoderp
>>24938274
No one blames champ for losing based on his suggestions. How fucking new are you?
Anal annihilation is happening RIGHT NOW
checkem btw
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313028955
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-313026886
>>24938326
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-209637587
>>24938294
>>24938285
>>24938276
only newfags would argue this much about a simple change
you're faggots who can't accept rational argument so you ad hom instead of proving me wrong
if you can figure out which end of the gun shoots the bullets, put one to your head(s) and pull the trigger
>>24938339
Hey reddit
WILL I EVER STOP 6-0-ING? FIND OUT SOON
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313031810
>>24938347
>tripfag
thanks for filter
>>24938339
>st a Reply]
we did it reddit
>>24938339
you are literally arguing more than anyone else
We did find out soon tho.
Also check these incredibly dank numbers.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313035222
new champ
>>24938399
Pathetic.
>>24938399
thats not how shit works
Cancer legendaries inc tho
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313038654
Time for a new champ famelinis
Hitmonlee without any kicking attacks
v new champ
>>24938224
me or ROLLING
Magnetic Flux Ampharos with Rest
Specs or LO Accelgor with a momentum move and a Hidden Power
SPECS WEEDLE
XDDDDDDD
judgment smeargle
gothitelle @ choice scarf
max defenses
only trick
cheeky rat
Snibs
Skuntank @ Black Glasses
Ability: Stench
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Sucker Punch
- Pursuit
- Poison Jab
- Taunt
My suggestion from before
specs pidove
>>24938499
One of these days you might find out that specs weedle isn't the cancer, you are.
odd, AUTOBOTS
even, Zangoose @Toxic Orb with Immunity
Larvesta @ Choice Scarf
Ability Flame Body
Adamant
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
- Flare Blitz
- Wild Charge
- Zen Headbutt
- U-Turn
>>24938502
Thanks senpai I love stantler
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313044410
lucky and bad players shaking my head
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313047497
I swear im good at this
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313049526
>>24938247
A few months ago it was suggested that champs get one skip per team. Many people agreed and the ones that didn't couldn't conjure up any valid arguments, only shitposts. Yet as soon as somebody tried it out everyone shat on them.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313054451
>>24938626
this was literally never a thing
>>24938637
No, I can assure you it literally was. I can get you an archive of the thread if you really don't believe me.
dedenne with the cheeky rate set named 'Stantler'
>>24938674
If you could you would have done already
Citizen snibs
I swear im good at this. New team, I promise not to throw this time
Gothitelle @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Shadow Tag
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Bold Nature
- Trick
Pick a suggester
Suggester (Rhyperior) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Solid Rock
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rock Polish
- Facade
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge
Suggester (Rhyperior) @ Leftovers
Ability: Solid Rock
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Curse
- Rock Wrecker
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
Mega Sableye without any of the following:
Shadow Ball
Dark Pulse
Knock Off
Foul Play
Will-O-Wisp
Recover
Calm Mind
Hint:Remember you have Moonlight.
av limber ditto named I SKIP SETS
an eeveelution of your choice
If same champ, free pick. He needs it.
else,
Ampharos with Magnetic Flux and Rest again
physical gardevoir
Non-mega competitive sableye
dedenne
>>24938626
Skip >>24938765 one t.b.h.
>not rock polish rock wrecker for extra frustration
solrock :^)
>>24938764
Use metalburst champ
Copy that (Murkrow) @ eviolite
Ability Prankster
Careful
EVs 252 HP / 8 Def / 248 SpD
-Mirror Move
-Protect
-Roost
-Taunt
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313067667
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313068648
Help Showderp!
My ex boyfriend is dating a new guy and I'm super jealous! What should I do!?
Sableye to scary
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313069423
>>24938862
kill yourself
being gay is not okay
>>24938862
Playfully spank them on the ass whenever you see them and grin widely while nodding knowingly.
>>24938862
organize a threesome
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313071599
>>24938889
>off by one
could have been a foursome
>>24938867
wow no need to be rude smhbaf (shaking my head back and forth)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313076112
New champ after this, fuck this game
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-313071599
I invited Zarel :^)
lmoa new champ
I said new champ you fucking poopyheads
This
>>24938813
or florges
serperior if odd
talonflame if even
free legend if dubs
cosmic power chimecho
Weakness Policy Contrary Serperior
or something with scarf simple beam called Nice Snake
>>24939013 (You)
>>24939014 (You)
>>24939015 (You)
>>24939016 (You)
ruse cruise
>>24939010
fuck you, you can't tell me what to do
ME
Magnetic Flux ampharos with rest
scarf pepperoni typhlosiononi
donnel ditto
stage 1: no item, limber
stage 2: quick powder, limber
stage 3: scarf, imposter
Back in Blue (Empoleon) @ Petaya Berry
Ability: Torrent
EVs: 12 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpA / 240 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Agility
- Substitute
- Hydro Pump
- coverageattack
dedenne
trump card/echoed voice sylveon w/ metronome
>>24939013
>>24939014
>>24939015
>>24939016
wew lads
something with scarf that outspeeds +1 jolly charizard x and ohkos it
Wildcard, use anything here
Unless in OU, good goy if playing OU
Hypno @ Salac Berry
Ability: Insomnia
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Substitute
- Psyshock
- Focus Blast
- Nasty Plot
>>24939043
player
>>24939049 grass
>>24939045 fire
>>24939048 water
>>24939044 electric
>>24939046 normal
>>24939052 shouldermon