Today we mark the first anniversary of this truly wonderful post. Allow me to share some pasta to celebrate.
My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me six memes. Six dank American memes. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the Showderp happening soon. Well, we'll be starting a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into the ELO hell, dressed as karenfags. And once we're in enemy territory, as a meme spouting autistic army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... wrecking smogonfags. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Mt. Chimney, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Hoenn and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the smogonfags lessons in memes. Smogonfags ain't got no memes. They're the foot soldiers of a Fun-hatin', mass bannin’ maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every every son of a bitch we find usin’ OU: the team, they're gonna get wrecked. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man John Gamefreak. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the smogonfags, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the bullied, broken minds of their brothers we leave behind us. And the smogonfags won't be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our keyboards, and our dank memes, and the wit of our ruses. And the smogonfags will be sickened by us, and the smogonfags will talk about us, and the smogonfags will fear us. And when the smogonfag closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?
>Current lieutenant:
!FZXx/XNsd6
bane?
first for im gay
>>24925375
this is a good post
>>24925384
delete this please
>>24925375
>no links at all
>>24925375
shit thread
>>24925403
>outdated pastebin
>linking archive
>weeb circlejerking
next you'll be telling me to add "please do /join showderp" at the end, too
requesting a shuckle and a better thread
something that is very very very 2016
>>24925418
I only cared about the first one, tb.h
outdated pastebin is better than no pastebin
>>24925418
but you're just circlejerking your forced meme post
>>24925434
>your
>>24925375
didn't read lol
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312257215
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312257733
>>24925998
S-Sorry
>>24925990
>moving to this shitty excuse of a bread
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312259329
>>24926052
>calling me a faggot
no
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312260603
>>24926069
>he's on showderp
>he thinks he's not a faggot
What a special snowflake
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312263157
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312265642
>>24926177
nice dubs
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312268206
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312270595
impeach successful
new champ
please dont get a shit champ again i cant save you forever
me
venomoth
tinted lens
neocrogre (Wailord) @ Maranga Berry
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 80 HP / 176 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Block
- Curse
- Rest
- Waterfall
Mega Houndoom with none of the following:
Fire Blast
Dark Pulse
Nasty Plot
Boom Boom v2.5
woof lol (Granbull) @ Choice Band
Ability: Intimidate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Play Rough
- Earthquake
- Close Combat
- Rock Slide
donphan
musharna
Juicy (Latias) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Levitate
Level: 99
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Heal Pulse
- Heal Pulse
- Heal Pulse
- Heal Pulse
>>24926304
Blood waifu
hoopa-u
use mightyena
im not even in any rooms how did this occur
Plusle (Clawitzer) @ Shell Bell
Ability: Mega Launcher
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
-Dark Pulse
-Dragon Pulse
-Water pulse
-Heal Pulse
>>24926315
hey that is not nice
>>24926308
suggester here
make it physical or mixed with pursuit / sucker / overheat and destiny bond or endure + reversal
>>24926315
get cucked nerd
>>24926322
You're a nigge, bube
>>24926315
haha your slow lol
>>24926322
nice dubs
>>24926320
rape her
>>24926327
suggester here
make it rhyperior with rock slide / earthquake / megahorn / avalanche
>>24926327
reversal is pretty dank if you go with flamecharge too
>>24926343
ok
>>24926374
is that screenshot fucking windows XP
with the worst color theme too
>>24926382
>XP
>>>/reddit/
>>24926374
benis stop getting in trouble
>>24926374
PM him that pic of himself being autistic
>>24926374
>ill shot u
>proceeds to spam mod with same content
epic i love it
>couldn't remember exact set for boom boom 2.5
>retard OP has no links
>fgts isn't loading
th-thank
here's a match
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312277216
>>24926404
>he doesnt know boom boom set by heart
these are the kinds of people who don't like this thread
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312280650
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312283252
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312286205
new team
>>24926514
me or a zebstrika named Funnyjunk.com/pokemon
Blood Waifu
RAPE APE
Lando-I with fly/sd/polish/sub
specs weedle named smellinfresh
>>24926514
subroost zapdos
>>24926514
band mienshao
vanillite
spank my anuse
mega aero hone claws or scarf hera
>>24926514
paraflinch togekiss
>>24926514
http://pastebin.com/0bYpM0at
4u
>>24926522
delet this
>>24926514
the fresh prince of showderp
>>24926518
>>24926519
>>24926520
>>24926521
>>24926522
>>24926523
uncle phils
http://memebasemon.com/
rip in rip
we should make another one with a less cringy name
>>24926542
pls do not reply to my comments
>>24926549
delete this NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>24926548
boblak.com
oh wait
>>24926549
delet this
>>24926548
femininebenis.web
um, excuse me
>>24926558
Okay, even if it makes me a faggot for getting mad, I don't see how this is okay.I was champing, I had been for six or so battles, it wasn't a champ call. I understand if current champ didn't realize this, and it was a mistake, that's fine, and I could forget it easily, but that I was put in the wrong for calling new team when I didn't even know a new champ had been erroneously called, that's just retarded.
>>24926548
i propose dyxia.org to honor the best user
>>24926573
who, boblak?
>>24926548
banemons.org
they're big mons for you
>>24926571
you forgot to space out the sentences for dramatic effect
>>24926578
my formatting for everything got fucked up so i forgot how it was originally laid out
>>24926578
>>24926587
Okay, even if it makes me a faggot for getting mad,
I don't see how this is okay.I was champing,
I had been for six or so battles,
it wasn't a champ call.
I understand if current champ didn't realize this,
and it was a mistake,
that's fine,
and I could forget it easily,
but that I was put in the wrong for calling new team when I did
n't even know a
new champ had been erro
neously called, th
a
t's jus
t ret
ard
ed.
no i got it
Okay, even if it makes me a faggot for getting mad, I don't see how this is okay.
I was champing, I had been for six or so battles, it wasn't a champ call.
I understand if current champ didn't realize this, and it was a mistake, that's fine, and I could forget it easily, but that I was put in the wrong for calling new team when I didn't even know a new champ had been erroneously called, that's just retarded.
>>24926589
reported -_-
>>24926596
ok no this is it
Okay, even if it makes me a faggot for getting mad, I don't see how this is okay.
I was champing, I had been for six or so battles, it wasn't a champ call.
I understand if current champ didn't realize this, and it was a mistake, that's fine, and I could forget it easily, but that I was put in the wrong for calling new team when I didn't even know a new champ had been erroneously called, that's just retarded.
New champ
here's a match
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-312292032
>>24926603
me or a zebstrika named Funnyjunk.com/pokemon
a zebstrika named Funnyjunk.com/pokemon
>>24926640
It's super effective! funnyjunk.com/poke lost 88% of its health!
>>24926609
quagsire
skipping anus lord due to ubers
>>24926524
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312295624
mene
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312297681
1-400 w/l track record let's do this
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312300039
2-400 we president now
specs weedle mvp
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312301806
haha landorus haha
new champ
>>24926778
me or a furret
remove thorn 2.0 (Magnezone) @ Starf Berry
Ability: Magnet Pull
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpA
Modest Nature
- Recycle
- Rest
- Barrier
- Flash Cannon
musharna
Mega Charizard X without any of the following:
Flare Blitz
Fire Punch
Dragon Claw
Outrage
Earthquake
Roost
Dragon Dance
Use a Ditto. The good kind
snibbety snab
trick black sludge shedinja
Boom Boom v2.5
furret
Blood weasel
spank my anuse (Lickilicky) @ Quick Claw
Ability: Cloud Nine
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
- Thunderbolt
- Surf / Work up
- Fire Blast
- Ice Beam
>>24926787
suggester here, make this rhyperior named Ditto
>>24926784
>barrier
do sub imo so you can dodge seeds
>>24926783
Hitler
>>24926784
>>24926785
>>24926786
>>24926787
>>24926789
>>24926790
Leibstandarte SS
>>24926801
ferro breaks sub while resting and then seeds you
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312307031
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312308139
>>24926816
with sub you can pp stall gyro
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312310743
>>24926885
the thing with using sub is it doesnt guarantee that you can get down to starf, whereas barrier does with leech seed accounted for
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312314457
>>24926784
REMOVE THORN (Magnezone) @ Starf Berry
Ability: Magnet Pull
EVs: 132 HP / 156 SpA / 220 Spe
Timid Nature
- Substitute
- Recycle
- Flash Cannon
- Charge Beam/Thunderbolt
alright lad how about this
with the hp/speed you can sub up against all 8 gyros (including if one is a crit) and end up with a sub and ≥25%. speed lets you outspeed scarf landorus-t should you get unlucky with starf and only get 1 speed boost
keep an electric stab so it isnt useless fodder against teams without thorns
test
>>24927047
i like this
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312316446
>>24927075
just for this I'll never call new champ
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312319227
uh...
new memes (no scald)
>tfw still a rock (Sudowoodo) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- Counter
- Sucker Punch
- Stealth Rock
- Explosion
>>24927102
use a good goy my man
http://pastebin.com/ZWZp6rhY use him
Mega Alakazam without any of the following:
Psychic
Psyshock
Shadow Ball
Focus Blast
a quiver dance mon of your choice
golurk with gravity and dynamic punch
>>24927216
better give this shit energy ball
>>24927216
Physical alakazam go
>>24927231
thanks retard
that was sarcastic btw you ruined my week
>>24927240
>that was sarcastic btw you ruined my week
*year
>>24927240
>>24927250
>>24927250
KILL 'EM
>>24927216
Future Sight desu
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312329237
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312331142
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312333697
test
>>24927047
i still think rest is useful cause power whip isn't too uncommon
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312335931
play.pokemonshowdown.com/showderp
new guy
me or armaldo
any prankster chesto rest
I AM ALL OF ME (Haxorus) @ Life Orb
Ability: Mold Breaker
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Outrag
- Superpower
- Poison Jab
- Swords Dance
Mega Glalie without any of the following:
Return
Frustration
Explosion
Ice Beam
>>24927489
SOmething edgy
subCM keldeo named Kill All Memes
>>24927493
Hyper Voice
freeze dry
earthquake
hidden power fire
Get on my level faggot
>>24927487
the hero we need
>>24927488
>>24927489
>>24927490
>>24927493
>>24927495
>>24927496
the memes he deserves
>>24927502
>hyper voice
´-`
>>24927502
Glalie can't learn Hyper Voice you cuck, sit down
>>24927510
it has refrigerate you fucking idiot
>>24927510
>>24927511
Jokes on you I was only pretending to be retarded
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312340372
legume
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312340665
>Clawitzer isn't nicknamed Plusle
???
>>24927564
can't name things after other pokemon
>>24927574
fuck smogon
nickname is pulsle then
boysperiod: ur team is bad :(
boysperiod: my life is awful
boysperiod: im just gay
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312343499
rng pls STOP
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312345617
ok
taco or frosty
1st reply chooses
bring back pulsle for round 2
>>24927657
wait i lied they're restarting too zez
new team
If Taco, Ludicolo
If Frosty, your favorite Ice-type named after your favorite ice cream flavor
a non-Mega mon from BL of your choosing
PHYSICAL
MALE
GARDEVOIR
"woops" (Scizor-Mega) @ Scizorite
Ability: Technician
EVs: 252 HP / 136 Atk / 120 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Substitute
- Roost
- U-turn
loud waifu
>>24927663
what if im going back to showdown
skip or rhyperior
did anyone save the crogre 3-liner
i lost it
>>24927681
Take your pick, family
>>24927661
Bill Haley
>>24927663
>>24926794
>>24927665
>>24927666
>>24927669
>>24927659
His Comets
tfw can't even battle while we wait.
*sigh*
just have to fap.
>The server is restarting. Battles will be available again in a few minutes.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>24927661
MASTERMITE (Magnemite) @ Berry Juice
Trait: Sturdy
Serious Nature
IVs: NaN HP
– Magic Coat
– Recycle
– Toxic
– Protect
>>24927699
kill me
>>24927703
We literally just go tacoland and snipe
>>24927700
reminder that this is lvl 1
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312346998
legume (bean haha)
off to a quivering start
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312347830
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312350407
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312351712
hello yes this is dog
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312353598
how did i know
catch these crits though
new monotype team
first reply chooses type
BALK
aegislash if steel mono
landorus-i if flying mono
if neither, any nfe mon
me or either one of the following
MUSCLE MUSUME (Chesnaught) (F) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Bulletproof
EVs: 60 HP / 252 Atk / 196 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Drain Punch
- Rock Slide / Stone Edge
- Seed Bomb / Earthquake
- Belly Drum
BARA BRO (Chesnaught) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Bulletproof
EVs: 236 HP / 252 Atk / 20 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Focus Punch / Drain Punch
- Rock Slide / Stone Edge
- Bulk Up
- Substitute
or, if someone suggested a focus passer like a good little memer, pick something with skill link and use that
Any pokemon that reminds you of the class-A room meme "bumraz."
Unless, of course, you are some degenerate breadfag and fail to comprehend the true meaning of "bumraz." If that is the case, feel free to use AV scatterbug.
bug
normal
weedle
>>24927891
bug
>>24927897
going with bug
>>24927897
accelgor
COCK ROCK @ Leftovers
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Metal Burst
- Magic Coat
- Roar
speedebuge
>>24927902
genesect
>>24927902
any bug waifu
armaldo
Beedrill @ Choice Specs
Ability: Swarm
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
- Struggle Bug
- Giga Drain
- Hidden Power [Fighting]
- Sludge Bomb
>>24927902
Mr. Krabs
>>24927901
>>24927905
>>24927908
>>24927909
>>24927912
>>24927913
millionth dollars
>>24927920
you skipped weedle and included a n/a mon
kys
Cresselia @ Kee Berry
Recycle
Calm Mind
Moonblast
Rest
>>24927909
this is banned in monotype
>>24927947
ok then use this >>24927918
give it speed though suggester is retarded
>>24927947
use this instead
Beedrill @ Choice Specs
Ability: Swarm
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
- Struggle Bug
- Giga Drain
- Hidden Power [Fighting]
- Sludge Bomb
>>24927947
i thought genesect was legal on bug teams
use mega pinsir instead
>>24927947
i thought genesect was legal on bug teams
use rock wrecker crustle instead
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-monotype-312357129
really epic plays incoming
>>24927947
i thought genesect was legal on bug teams
use mega pinsir instead
pinsir is not a waifu
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-monotype-312359091
>>24927975
delete this or i will report you
>loses game
>offers rematch
fag started modchat spam his pm
new ag tim tam
inject hot memes deep into my colon
Any pokemon that reminds you of the class A room meme "bumraz."
Unless, of course, you are some degenerate breadfag and fail to comprehend the true meaning of "bumraz." If that is the case, feel free to use AV scatterbug/spewpa.
M Fug
donnel ralts whose final form is pokemon trainer if odds
cone if evens
Breloom @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
- Spore
- Substitute
- Power-Up Punch
- anything
specs weedle
that's right fuckboi
NICE SNEK NERD (Azumarill) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sap Sipper
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
- Toxic
- Scald
- Protect
- Substitute
>>24928040
i was gonna le snipe u :[
MAY 12 (Magikarp) @ Stick
Ability: Rattled
EVs: 252 ATK / 252 SPE / 4 SpD
Serious Nature
- Splash
>>24928069
>EVs: 252 ATK / 252 SPE / 4 SpD
wat r u doin
use pumpkaboo nickname mr skeltal
raid Nederlands room on showdown nobody is in it
>>24928063
sorry my man, next time PM me the plan :^)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-312362909
>>24928063
too bad it's not even a good team
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-312365030
may 12 magikarp is based god
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-312365761
champ in
new champ
