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Here we have the hothead, Hussein Bin Acol, dubbed as a champ, who gets his old memes appraised by John Showderp, gets 6 new memes to try different projects in memeing, until his uncle conspires with his brother to get his widowed mother to marry their widowed neighbor who he hates his guts, all that behind his back, which results in him outraging after returning from champing to call new team, and that causes him emotional trauma, which leads him to be taken into a psychiatric hospital, where he hallucinates about his uncle laughing his ass off at him, and then, John Showderp calls new champ, and the cycle repeats itself.
>Appraised Memes
http://fgts.jp/vp/
http://pastebin.com/0bYpM0at
>Memeing Projects
http://booru.showderp.com/
>The Current Bin Acol
!9dryIgU7CQ
First for scarf larvesta
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312074695
geddin you worthless pieces of shit
blacklist shegg when
>disconnect, rejoin, forfeit
Impeach tbhbbq
New champ
>>24923502
i'll champ if we can impeach him
>>24923507
Sap sipper azumarill
A wizard
octillery
>>24923507
But you're just shegg's other tripcode, how can you impeach yourself?
me
>>24923518
i can't find this meme in the archives
new chimp
>>24923507
on the off chance this isn't a ruse, use boom boom v2.5
octillery again
poliwhirl
any frog
Any of these:
Golden Turtle (Torkoal) (M) @ Air Balloon
Ability: White Smoke
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Shell Smash
- Rapid Spin
- Earth Power
- Fire Blast
Uwe Boll (Kadabra) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Magic Guard
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Dazzling Gleam
- Energy Ball
- Psyshock
- Shadow Ball
Blue Guy (Volbeat) @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Def / 252 SpD / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Encore
- Baton Pass
- Tail Glow
- Substitute
Car (Lapras) @ Leftovers
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 252 HP / 84 Atk / 172 SpA
Brave Nature
- Perish Song
- Ice Shard
- Freeze-Dry
- Heal Bell
Big Rock Guy (Golem) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge
- Sucker Punch
Oogie boogie (Dusknoir) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 Def / 252 SpD / 4 Spe
Impish Nature
- Will-O-Wisp
- Trick
- Taunt
- Pain Split
No champ?
looks like u guys need a champ,,,,,,,,,,,,,
i can help u out,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
>>24923616
drudiggon
octillery. again.
give me more suggestions -_\\
Tropius
citizen snibs
One of these:
Golden Turtle (Torkoal) (M) @ Air Balloon
Ability: White Smoke
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Shell Smash
- Rapid Spin
- Earth Power
- Fire Blast
Uwe Boll (Kadabra) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Magic Guard
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Dazzling Gleam
- Energy Ball
- Psyshock
- Shadow Ball
Blue Guy (Volbeat) @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Def / 252 SpD / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Encore
- Baton Pass
- Tail Glow
- Substitute
Car (Lapras) @ Leftovers
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 252 HP / 84 Atk / 172 SpA
Brave Nature
- Perish Song
- Ice Shard
- Freeze-Dry
- Heal Bell
Big Rock Guy (Golem) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge
- Sucker Punch
Oogie boogie (Dusknoir) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 Def / 252 SpD / 4 Spe
Impish Nature
- Will-O-Wisp
- Trick
- Taunt
- Pain Split
fridge
cheeky rat
haha lol
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312091912
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312093937
here you go
>>24923655
nice dubs right here right there
tell me about druddigon
why does she wear the mask?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312095851
that didnt count
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312097023
surely this team wont be cancer
>>24923699
nice dubs
>>24923699
hey buddy nice dubs
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312099807
fuck stallfags
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312101941
okay this is getting too gay for me
new rebel forces
Heatmor
specs dragonite
Pokemon Center (Chansey) @ Eviolite
Ability: Healer
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
- Heal Pulse
- empty slot
- empty slot
- empty slot
a mon that reminds you of your dad
>>24923633
this
champ is (Chandelure) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Flame Body
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Acid Armor
- Rest
- Shadow Ball
add spdef evs if you want
hoge
Sd mawile
Azelf
>>24923778
dude almost nice trips wow that is too bad
>>24923788
good dubs it's a shame you didnt make it try harder next time buddy
Aerodactyl @ Choice Band
Ability: Rock Head
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rock Slide
- Double-Edge
- Earthquake
- Crunch
posting it so it can be used later
>>24923796
that is a shit meme senpai it's literally a smogon set you didnt even bother to name it wow you're shit what a shitter you even post anime images next to it to please your autism
>>24923782
hey can i make this level 1
>>24923803
she didnt specify the level so yes you can
>>24923803
no, level 100, you fucker
>>24923803
yes, level 1, you fucker
>>24923803
>can't handle the memes
it is obviously level 100, just accept it, faggot
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312105748
i will lead u to victory
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312107172
or loss
new paramedic, he will be here soon i hope
me for champ
me or mega zard x
drifblim
mixed garchomp with endure holding weakness policy
Physically offensive Meganium:
SD
EQ
Outrage
SeedBomb
NO SURVIVORS
>>24923633
this again
np infernape named goku
rock polish golem
>>24923894
what is this meme
>>24923907
mega latios or something idk l0l
>>24923907
giga impact starly
>>24923907
cm/stored power/blank/blank m-Latias
>>24923907
I don't know
>>24923907
rhyperior rock wrecker
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312113587
please no ice: the team
pls no fairy: the team
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312114730
>>24923944
hey nice dubs
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312116216
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312118402
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312119446
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312121287
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312122727
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312124128
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312125359
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312126735
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312127091
new fresh memes
band adaptability eevee with only double edge
TRUMP 2016
- Gastrodon w/Choice Specs
- Trump Card only
If old champ:
PHOTOSYNTHESIS (Sunkern) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Solar Power
Level: 1
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 85 HP / 85 Atk / 85 Def / 85 SpA / 85 SpD / 85 Spe
Rash Nature
IVs: 0 HP / 0 Atk / 0 Def / 0 SpA / 0 SpD / 0 Spe
- Growth
-
-
-
If new champ:
Dragon Dance Mega Latios
specs lotad
Primape
boom boom 2.5
>>24923782
this
and its level 100, btw(bitchass trashy wetback)
dgjdjgdjgjdg (Diancie) @ Diancite
Ability: Clear Body
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Explosion
- Frustration
- Dazzling Gleam
- Calm Mind
SHELL SMASH USER
>>24924122
Assault Vest Ferrothorn
exploding golem
named uncle Ted
>>24924123 shitmon
>>24924124 shitmon
>>24924125 shitmon
>>24924126 shitmon
>>24924127 mediocremon
>>24924128 mememon
>>24924122
fallout 4
>>24924123
>>24924124
>>24924125
>>24924126
>>24924127
>>24924128
kill yourself or nuke showderp
>>24924136
Uncle Ted (Golem) (F) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
- Sucker Punch
- Earthquake
- Stealth Rock
>>24924146
Suggester here, this is Rhyperior
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312129815
here we go
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312130841
>>24924166
nice dubs
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312130903
tfw you miss quads
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312132227
new tim tam
>>24924125
this again
Dancing Queen (Salamence) @ Damp Rock
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Naughty Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Rain Dance
- Outrage
- Hydro Pump
just evolve my shit up senpai (donnel Eevee)
Max speed with quick attack + 3 other moves
First kill decides what type of Eeveelution you get
If you KO a mon that isn't a valid eeveelution type, nothing happens, you need a KO on a Fire, Water, Grass, Electric, Ice, Dark, Fairy or Psychic type.
On evolution give it whatever name and set you want
snips
milotic
specs wurmple
>>24924206
cresselia with rest, sleep talk, psycho shift and 1 other move
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312133929
i pressed new battle by accident lol XD
>>24924206
use tim
Azelf
>>24924206
Thomas Edison
>>24924207
>>24924208
>>24924210
>>24924212
>>24924213
>>24924215
His lightbulbs
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312136519
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312138783
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312141252
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312141435
too much pressure fuck that shit
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312143564
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312145509
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312147295
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312149783
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312151211
dubs
ok new champ heh
me
If same champ, a Pokémon with 4 40BP or lower moves.
If new champ, bulky Gyarados. Can be Mega.
gorebyss without shell smash
>>24924411
A pokemon with coil called Man is the animal
>>24924411
cresselia with rest, sleep talk, psycho shift and 1 other move
Mega Cloude
>>24924411
togekiss
cheeky rat
anything ice
kabutops
>>24924411
Uncle Ted (Golem) (F) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
- Sucker Punch
- Earthquake
- Stealth Rock
>>24924389
is she kill?
>>24924414
>>24924415
>>24924416
>>24924417
>>24924419
>>24924420
wow why are you giving me shitmons new champ
>>24924427
Probably looking up helium retailers as we speak.
me or Azelf
>>24924436
Azelf
Trick Room Mesprit
>>24924436
tropius
magnezone with lock on and zap cannon as its only attacking move
subCM keldeo
Uh, what the fuck is this?
>>24924456
Who the fuck are you?
>>24924456
Hi friend
just kidding gotta walk my dog
me
subCM keldeo named Kill All Memes
>>24924416
this
kabutops
Dancing King (Haxorus) @ Damp Rock
Ability: Mold Breaker
EVs: 252 Atk / 36 SpD / 220 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Outrage
- Aqua Tail
- Dragon Dance
- Rain Dance
>>24924453
when will the ruse end!!!
new champ here
donnel wurmple
SCOTTISH DOG
>>24924472
um what is this?
kabuto
>>24924491
wow you guys are rude nobody is helping me
new champ
me
>>24924516
when will the ruse end
magneton
>>24924453
the new year of showderp is off to a great start!
beheeyem
>>24924516
NICE SNEK NERD
boom boom 2.5
one more guys
Venusaur
Gedding
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312158817
>>24924528
what is this?
>>24924545
NICE SNEK NERD (Azumarill) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sap Sipper
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
- Toxic
- Scald
- Protect
- Substitute
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312159506
Meme time
>>24924543
>>24924557
hey what the fuck?
>>24924555
thanks, nice trips
>champo is dead
I can champ?
stoutland
>>24924571
togekiss
>>24924571
no
o
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312161169
please stop trying to take my place
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312166060
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312168739
>>24924674
champ lost to this
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312173294
>>24924720
champ lost to this
icefang to overheat a milotic
classic
>>24924758
champ lost to this
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312178267
new champ please end the ruses
togekiss with explosion
me or
Scarf Victini only with final gambit named gaston
me or zard
neocrogre (Wailord) @ Maranga Berry
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 80 HP / 176 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Block
- Curse
- Rest
- Waterfall
kee berry natural gift tropius
non-mega sableye with a competitive set
espeon
boom again
vanilluxe
stoutland
mega crobro
please end the ruse
Happy new year, showderp! I hope all your dreams come true!
>>24924826
i have no dreams, fuck you, cartoon lady
me //_-
Meme time
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312186427
>>24924826
thanks me too
>>24924826
thanks cartoon lady
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312190673
>>24924826
happy new year to you too, cartoon lady
>>24924826
happy new year m'lady
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312193396
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312194921
new team
Kangaskhan @ Sharp Beak
Ability: Early Bird
-Fake out
-Sing
-Aerial Ace
-Rest
>>24924948
togekiss explosion
Lapras @ Leftovers
Ability: Water Absorb
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Surf
- Freeze-Dry
Citizen Snips
Pokemon Center (Chansey) @ Eviolite
Ability: Healer
Level: 100
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
- Heal Pulse
- empty slot
- empty slot
- empty slot
weedle to be quite frank
>>24924948
Rock Slide Char X
stoutland
ur favorite meme
welp, nevermind, gotta to go
dubs = the new champ
not me
>>24924965
me or this>>24924955
mawile
Mega Charizard X with a Rock-type attack
STOUTLAND p[ls
>>24924953
you can make it weakness policy
floatzel
Zard X with belly drum
Who is the champ?
that >>24924971 don't get dubs
Rolling to be champ
>>24925016
fuck off
>>24925016
>>24924965
Newfags
>>24925016
Hey there, new friend. That's not how things work. It's ok, we all make mistakes, but try to avoid making the same ones in the future.
Who fucking cares? Someone just champ already.
>>24925037
>>24924971 is champ
>>24925022
>dubs
Nevermind, you're the champ now
Use manetric without mega
You first, friend.
Dubs confirms.
>>24925040
McFucking kill yourself
hey newfags, champ cannot create a rule for new champ, champ can only forfeit his position
don't be fucking retarded
>>24924971
please hurry up friend
>15 minutes
>still no battle
haha le ebin ruse meme
i will champ
>15 minute
time over
NEW CHAMP
Unburden Sceptile
>>24925071
Lapras @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 164 HP / 92 Def / 252 SpA
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Surf
- Freeze-Dry
pls dont be ruse
>>24925071
boom boom or boostan roostan
Snips
>>24925071
Scarf victini only with final gambit named gaston
champ is (Chandelure) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Flame Body
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Acid Armor
- Rest
- Shadow Ball
STOUTLAND
Spin Da Wheel
>>24925087
Actually not a bad team.
>>24925089
It's a shit team, don't kid yourself.
>>24925093
How new are you? In Showderp terms, that's a damn fine team. Some time-tested memes, no type overlap, nothing intentionally awful.
>>24925116
>victini only with final gambit
>not awful
Sure nigger
>>24925116
actually its a boring team, fuck you
new champ
For fuck's sake. ME.
Jolteon
Spin Da Wheel
>2015 + 1
>still ruse champs
>>24925141
apicot berry/natural gift talonflame
trick room kecleon
NO ES RUSE
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312210511
>>24925154
fuck you dyxia
>>24925180
>implying
kek
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312211589
>>24925180
>implying
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312215307
close though
http://pokemon-online.eu/threads/november-december-january-oras-nu-potential-suspects-discussion.32397/#post-455792
new 2016 meme
ban chatter on smogon too
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312219703
>>24925241
>pokemon online
discarded
Newest memes!
Jirachi @ Apicot Berry
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 128 HP / 208 Atk / 172 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Natural Gift
- Iron Head
- Thunder Wave
- Fire Punch
please use natural gift to kill heatran
RAPE APE (Darmanitan) @ Choice Band
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpDef / 252 Spd
Jolly Nature
- Flare Blitz
- Rock Slide
- Hammer Arm
- Zen Headbutt
>>24925349
A pokemon with coil called Man is the animal
floatzel
champ is (Lampent) @ Eviolite
Ability: Flame Body
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Acid Armor
- Rest
- Shadow Ball / Flamethrower
Magneton or sub plot chatter burst birb
superb elegance
thunder wave confuse ray watchog
or confuse ray kabutops
Plusle (Clawitzer) @ Shell Bell
Ability: Mega Launcher
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
-Dark Pulse
-Dragon Pulse
-Water pulse
-Heal Pulse
>>24925353
might i recommend right here to use an eelektross yes
>>24925375
>>24925375
>>24925375
let's celebrate
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312223819
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312224069
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312224435
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312228416
no bully
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312231695
>saltbois
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312234251
New champ lads, thanks for the fun times and the bullying
me
Pokemon Center (Chansey) @ Eviolite
Ability: Healer
Level: 100
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
- Heal Pulse
- empty slot
- empty slot
- empty slot
STOUTLAND
rape ape
if 0-4, GIGA NIGGA
if 5-9, Boom Boom v2.5
any nu mon
confuse ray kabutops or
thunder wave confuse ray watchog
>>24925625
skip him lol
it's just a shitpost xD
>>24925625
Fuck off already it's not even a funny meme
>>24925659
gotta admit that the one battle with the retarded opponent and mega absol was pretty ebin, though
>>24925659
It was kinda funny when we were bouncing Heal Pulses off a Mega-Absol.
>>24925625
is this one of those popular 2016 shoedrip favorite memes?
>>24925659
the time when we bounced the heals though lmao
>>24925659
>>24925668
>>24925669
> Replying to Dislexic Dixya's Bait
>>24925659
the m-absol incident with magic bouncing the healing pulses were ebin imo
>>24925625
Normally I wouldnt care, but for memes puposes this should have soft boiled and heal bell, with out them it is a rather boring pivot
>>24925684
just make it a cleric rhyperior
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312240533
new bread to celebrate this epic heal pulse chansey when? RLOF
That was just bad.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312243042
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312247498
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312252548
champ is deliberately losing games
this is impeachment
give mons
Tornadus-T
deathbringer (Minun) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Volt Absorb
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpA
Modest Nature
- Nasty Plot
- Agility
- Thunderbolt
- Grass Knot
garbodor
tricky pupe (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
Level: 1
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
IVs: 0 HP
- Endeavor
- Pain Split
- Sonic Boom / Bullet Punch / Dragon Rage
- Spore / Toxic
three more boys
i'll take your shitmons and wear them with pride
Thundurus-I
>>24925912
Fuck off,
but if you have to do this assvest limber ditto
confuse ray drapion
physical scarf kyurem b
>>24925912
NEODERP
WHEN WILL IT LEARN
looks like I'm being impeached
oh well was fun. I need to learn how confuse ray actually works.
>>24925940
>>24925953
fuck off neoderp roomfag
>>24925957
you'll do better next time
let me know if you need help
>>24925958
Hey reddit
>>24925967
your being a bit of a faggot my dude
>tfw my schlong's size
>:)
>>24925957
THAT WAS LIKE A RAPE
NOT FUN
>>24925971
>someone who supports impeaching calling anyone a faggot
w e w l a d
e
w
l
a
d
>>24925978
It was to me
>>24925978
>rape
>not fun
haha
>>24925984
don't push your rapist agenda on me
moving to new bread
>>24925990
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-312257215
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