If you were a girl, what team would you use?
>>24904255
All the male pokemon that I want to fuck me.
So no different than normal.
If I were a girl I wouldn't play Pokemon because I'd have friends and relationships to fill the void.
>>24904255
Serperior
Slyveon
Braixen
Glaceon
Lopunny
Meloetta
Am I a cute girl?
>>24904255
What do you mean, "If"?
>>24904302
be my gf
>>24904302
What pokemon would you fug?
This is very important.
>>24904324
>inb4 Machad Thunderbolt
>>24904255
I don't understand the joke. Can you explain it?
>>24904332
The joke isbe my gf
>>24904255I am
Cute onesOnce an autistic girl I know insulted me half an hour saying shit like I was a poser for that and that I made other girls look bad
>>24904382
>Cute ones
Be more specific, they're all cute.
>>24904382
>You're not autisticbe my gf anyway, I'll settle
>>24904391
Fairy types, NFEs,Regirock
The same team I'd use if I was a guy.
>>24904421Please have sex with me i'll give you money
>if
I don't get it
Is this a fetish thread?
>>24904255
The same I would use as a boy:
Meganium, Pidgeot, Serperior, Aggron, Magnezone and Machamp.
>>24904324Serperior. I don't know what fetishes I would have as a girl though.
>>24904324
Maybe a cuddly electric type.
>>24904582
>cuddly
THAT MEANS YOU LIKE OBESE MEN, RIGHT
PLEASE SAY YES
I LOVE YOU
>>24904563
Sorry, I'm gay.
Banette
Trevenant
Gardevoir
Mismagius
AegislashElectrike
>>24904418
Good taste, butRegisteel is better
>if
;)
Cute but terrible pokemon because my dumb feminine brain can't understand strategy. Is that the answer you wanted?
>>24904255
this my team so probably something lower test.
>>24904628
Well aren't you sassy and empowered.
be my gf
>>24904255
If I were a girl, I'd be busy getting tucked by girls and boys, but... I'd get Pokemon I could hug.
Lapres
Galvantula
Arcanine
Ninetails
Gardevoir
Volcarona or KingdraAnd I'd let lucario, ninetails, gardevoir, gallade, and arcanine fuck me
>>24904603
R u cute? If so i wont mind
>>24904266
kek
>>24904255
Elegant and strong, and consisting of mons that retribute the opponent's moves/abilities: Espeon, Clefable, Cofagrigus, Thundurus, Garchomp, and Drifblim
>>24904582
Like Raikou?
>>24904689
Getting tucked? Is that what the kids call it these days?
>>24904611
>STILL disliking Regice
I made a male and female team for those trainer card threads.
I like to think of this as the female version of myself.
The same ones?
>My name is Nadim Prtant... What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this POKEMON world and the human worms feasting on its POKEMON carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred... and I always wanted to die violently IN A POKEMON BATTLE. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth NOT FAINTING. And I will put in the grave as many TRAINERS as I can. It's time for me to kill TRAINERS... and it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.
>>24904277
You'd think.
Heh. Easy. I'd be a fucking milf. Kangaskhan, Lopunny, Gardevoir, Gothitelle, Blissey and Mawile. I'd mawkishly giggle even when I'm getting my Pokemon obliterated in the heat of battle, and tease my opponents about how they battle so much harder than my husband ever could, shame how things turned out. Towards the end I'd gasp, act short of breath, and wipe sweat droplets from my forehead with a cutesy grin, giving opponent cutesy wink and a fistful of Poke each loss.Plot twist is, like in real life, I've been divorced for two years and enjoy teasing the idea of an unsatisfying spouse only for the attention.
"If" ;)
Jolteon
Flygon
Lopunny (Mega)
Gardevoir
Meloetta
Politoed
Skitty Espurr Meowth Eevee Lillipup Dragonite!
Galvantula
Chandeure
Golurk
Volcarona
Hydreigon
M-Garchomp
I'm a girl tho and a karenfag at that, if I were a dude I'd probably use a cookiecutter smogon team
>>24905518
>>24905951
Which Pokemon would you fuck tho?
Honorable Mentions:
Ariados / Spinarak
Swalot
Teddiursa
Gastrodon
The same one as I have now, probably.>tfw no gf
>>24904811
>I'd be like Espeon, elegant, strong and with a wicked sense of humor
The same team.
Shit thread.
>>24904255
Audino, Floette, Meowstic-F, Skitty, Vaporeon, and a birb.
Same things as I use now, I have feminine taste
>>24904811
>Elegant and strong
>>and strong
>>>strong
LOL youve never talked to most girls who play Pokemon do you? more often than not, they raise NFEs and leave them that way
Arcanine
Rapidash
Zebstrika
Nidoking
SnorlaxLilligant
I'd probably just yell about it on Tumblr.
>>24907133
Pokemon content in tumblr is very lacking
>>24906952
Wouldn't talking to "most girls who play Pokemon" be like, millions of girls? How do you find the time?
>>24908285
There's plenty if the content you're looking for is N getting railed.
>>24906332
good image tag
There aren't really girls in this thread except for posers that only like pokemon for the status because they're vapid bitches that don't have any interests except for tumblr.
>>24908329
Same
if I was a girl why would I need a team id suck n fuck my way to the top
>>24908410
>like any true women would do
>>24908329
But tumblr is a fucking black hole. Instagram is where the party is at now.
>>24905951
Do you realize how many fucking things you can't cover with that? Or how many things can fuck you over?
Balance out the types better, you slut
>>24909131
b-but they are my favorites
>>24908410
You wouldn't be the first to think that way
6 Male Kirlias to be my beta orbiters.
Lots of big, strong,muskydragons. Why would anyone want anything different?
>>24909182
>not white knight Gallade
>>24909770
Can't have six megas, bro
>>24904255
same pokemon as I would use as a dude.. why should I change something just because I'm a girl now?
Luvdisc
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Meowth
