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I don't fucking know, it's been like 5 months or some crap since I actually fucking made one of these threads. I think we beat the Pokemon League and beat Lt. Surge. I'm in Vermilion City so probably. I've been doing lots of homeless guy stuff the last few months, mooching off Starbucks internet, working construction, commuting 4 hours a day, whatever, who fucking cares IT'S TIME TO PLAY SOME POKEMON LET'S ROCK AND ROLL. I'll post a team pick soon and get this shit started.
here's the current team
yeah snorlax is still here so i gotta do that stupid sidequest
shockingly there's a kanto pokemon i haven't caught yet. odds name this cool cat.
>>24898598
Texas
>>24898690
everything's bigger in texas, like giant barbed cat dicks.
i guess i have to come back here after i fix the power plant. johto's postgame is all over the fucking place.
>he's gonna see what i can do with my 50 bp move!
what a chump
bye bye a go go rocket grunt is easily the best part of the postgame.
now wait just a second, where did he go? if only this bridge weren't made of solid fucking gold, the glare wouldn't be blinding me.
word apparently does not travel fast in team rocket. the admin dudes in fr/lg had no idea giovanni was defeated and neither does this guy.
thankfully this retarded sidequest is over and we can play the postgame at our leisure. really i'm just gonna try and beat all the gym leaders asap and move on from this so i can play a new game that people actually care about.
holy fucking shit it's like the coolest pokemon ever. evens name this fucker.
