Would you join Team Magma if Courtney asked you nicely?
I would joineven if she didn't
i want her to make me join by any means possible and i'm gonna try and resist until she breaks me and i cant take it anymore
>>24892083
I would join if youacted like an android and let me fuck you right in the asshole. How does that make you feel?
>>24892083
What's he looking at?
>>24892083
i want to join Courtney's insides
>>24892083
If I have nothing else to do after I beat the E4 and the champion. If I joined I would push my way to the top of the organization and reform into a construction company. I would make millions and I would marry Courtney on top of everything else.
>tfw Maxie is your husbando but you will never be Courtney
I LOVE YOU COURTNEY
>>24892083
Of course not. My price is too high for that.
>>24892703
F E M I N I N E
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>>24892121
her boobs
>>24892109
This.
She'll have to convince my dick if she wants to convince me
>>24892964
>>24892109
Don't make her cry
if I could fuck her!
how can team aqua even compete with this?
>>24893420
Team Magma is for marry
Team Aqua is for fug
No, because I am heterosexual.
>>24892083
Courtney is too autistic to ask anyone anything
>>24894286
>ask
>not just rape until they say yes
>>24894286
>autism
This is /VP/
>>24894293
How exactly does a female rape someone?
>>24894425
Rape is unwilling sexual activity. If a female could somehow inhibit or overpower a male, and in the rare case the guy wouldn't be enjoing it(what a fag), it's rape.
Yes yes yes. Court is bae
Uh...well, I DO like lava...
NEVER
>>24893427
Shelly could be for both.
Courtney.would.drop.spaghetti.before.she.could.ask.
>>24892083
Yes.
Hoenn has way too much water.
Literally autism.
Would fug all night.
Yes
>>24893427
Team Aqua is for the trash
I would totally cluck Maxie and take Courtney from him. His plan is so retarded that he deserves it.
>>24894552
Courtney would NEVER do that.
why do people fawn over courtney so much? she's not even that hot
>>24896205
why do you fawn over you're waifu so much? she's not even that hot
>>24896205
For me, it's the sweater skirt.
>>24892083
This pic is giving me a Star Wars vibe
>>24896225
/argument
>>24899015
Star Wars would be a lot more popular if there were sexy female Sith
>>24902057
That's why extended universe was so great, anon.
Fuck Disney.
>>24902205
What sexy sith does the EU have?
>>24902500
Darth Sheev
>>24902500
>immediately assume EU = European Union
I chuckled, even though I quickly realized what it meant.
>>24902500
Angela Merkel
>>24902575
>google this expecting that twilek bitch
>get nothing but Sideous' wrinkled face
wut
>>24893427
>white
>>24903472
>White 2?
>>24903478
>x?
>>24906113
>Emerald
>>24892083
No, a female autist will never convince me to join.
>>24892083
holy fuck i've figured it out!
courtney was last seen dragged to the bottom of the cave of origin by a tentacruel. while down there she was probably raped endlessly by the possessed maxie and archie.
years later in ORAS, after the celebi reset she comes back completely shellshocked and has lost almost all her personality. leaving her a cold, emotionless husk of a former great admin.
i still think the celebi copout is the worst thing to happen in the manga. as an edgelord teenager reading it for the first time i thought it was the greatest thing ever.
now i just laugh at how pathetically cliché it was. but at least it could've wrapped up the story in a less bullshit way. it was getting surprisingly dark and grim and then all of a sudden LOL TIME RESET.
>>24906178
yeah, sure
>>24906178
>i still think the celebi copout is the worst thing to happen in the manga. as an edgelord teenager reading it for the first time i thought it was the greatest thing ever.
Because as we all know, Celebi is the edgiest of all Pokemon.
>>24892083
nah man, you can clearly only pick her interest if you fuck up those evil teams real good
>>24906240
>>24894425
>>24892083
It would take more than just asking me nicely...
>>24910754
>>24910754
>>24910759
>>24910764
Wonderful
>>24906171
But a male autist would?
