Fuck this bird
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I really fucking hate this bird. It takes no skill to use, all you have to do is press a fucking button and your problems are over. Why is this allowed? The retards at Smogon ban Swagger but they don't ban a bird that instantly destroys anything you want at the press of a fucking button? The fuck is that?
The design is shit too, it's literally just a falcon that was abducted by GF, pumped full of growth hormones and then painted to look edgy or something. If you like it, well, you can go shove a grenade up your ass. Then you'll fly everywhere, almost as fast as your AIDS bird.
No seriously, FUCK THIS BIRD! And fuck whoever uses it too. It's not brave. It's not fun. It's not your favorite. It's pure cancer that you use for easy wins, you shameless autistic faggots.
Fuck you.
Sounds like somebody just got #REKT in online by a Talonflame.
>>24891121
Sounds like somebody is a newfag.
>>24891117
you must be a retard if you actually have a hard time countering bravest bird. Autistic child detected
>>24891117
>waaaah i don't wanna use stealth rocks
>waaah i don't run anything bulky enough to kill it with recoil
>>24891117
Nigga, get your ass a Rhyperior. It loves Talonflame.
>>24891127
summer already????
Why don't people use things like Counter just to troll the bird?
>>24891139
312 / 3 = 104
297 / 2 = 193(.5)
Eviolite Chansey doesnt take enough damage from the recoil for TFlame to not just Roost it off.
And anything else does negligible damage without Rocky Helmets and Toxic.
Max damage to Tank Chomp is 223, which is ~74 damage in recoil + ~50 from Rocky Helmet + 37 from Rough Skin
74 + 37(.125) + 50 = 161
Which is still nto enough to just roost it off if Chomp doesnt survive the hit due to prior damage
>>24891208
Metal burst bro!
i used to be like op, then i recently started using a talonflame and realized how it's not just click brave bird and win. try using one op, then if you don't like it still, you can complain all you want
sure is summer
>>24891117
I make a point to capture the first bird pokemon I come across in every game and make it my new starter. I fucking LOVE talonflame.
>Not using Jellicent
wew
This is bait but use a fucking rock type.
Talonflame is ugly
Problem talonflame?
My Assault vest regirock rapes it completly
>>24891182
Among so many others, like
>Rotom-W
>Suicune
>Manaphy
>Tyranitar
>M-Diancie
>Quagsire
>M-Manectric
>Lando-T
Unbelievable that people still have problems with it.
This sounds like a copy pasta from a Melee Hell reject.
