Why don't they ever train their legs?
>>24871542
Because they skipped leg day you dumb shit
>>24871542
Because Gigalith stole their leg masses
>>24871542
they're based on people who skip leg day
Gurdurr was thinking about it, but then traded his leg muscles with Boldore for his rock and ore to make concrete.
>>24871542
Who need legs, with arms like these?
>>24871542
>implying leg day makes your legs longer
>>24871546
>reading comprehension
>>24871546
>>24871550
>>24871575
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemes
>>24871583
I'm just pointing out that leg day makes your leg muscles thicker. It doesn't do anything about the length of your leg bones.
/vp/ told me the unstable state of trading means Conkeldurr's leg mass was compromised in favor of aquiring rock from Gigalith and there are lots of evidence to back this up
>>24871737
Gurdurr never had any leg mass to begin with
>>24871542
To keep in tact the American stereotype of big arms tiny legs when working out.
It's been catching on for a while.
>>24871759
Sshh this is fact okay. /vp/ told me this just like the graveler machoke thing
>>24871737
>>24872371
Again, leg mass doesn't equate to leg length.
You don't do construction work with your legs
Because you can't see them in the club.
>>24872430
literally no one but you is stating that, faggot
we say leg MASS and that's what we mean
gtfo
>>24871542
leg is for running away
running aways is for COWARDs
>>24871559
Would you a Conkeldurr? Or would he conk you instead?
>>24871542
They can run with their arms.
Because while the machamp line is composed of body builders with idealized forms, Conkeldurr's line is made up of construction workers who got their physique as a by product of the work they do, and have more raw strength but less evenly distributed and ideal mass.
Great idea OP, just make anchor legs!
The Machamp family lives and trains in the mountains. Thus, part of their daily training workout includes tremendous leg work on the rough uneven mountain side. Rock climbing requires immense leg strength and is necessary as they look for heavier Graveler for weight training. Although they have moved closer to human habitats in recent years, mountain training is still a central part of their life.
Conkeldurr and his family on the other hand, have been experimenting on constructing habitats closer to urbanized cities for a longer. In fact, history suggests Unovans chose to live closer to Conkeldurr populations, where roads are more convenient and the land is more suitable for building. Over the years, Conkeldurr's upper body developed well while their legs only needed to be strong enough to support their bodies.
Source: My PhD on parallel evolution and comparative niches of distant biomes
>>24871548
Kek
>tfw this thread will die again without taking off
Are there really no fans of these pokemon? Fucking hell all /vp/ wants are cutesy girly or edgy popular meme mons
>>24878340
Is there more to discuss about them?
>>24878356
The same could be said about certain mons that keep getting dedicated threads daily
