what the fuck is that thing on your shoulder? A.... shouldermon? What the flying monkey fuck are you going to do with a "shouldermon"? Get that anorexic pussy shit off your shoulder and stop being a cunt. You better prove yourself and post a mount.
You ain't just gonna stand there, right? You have a team, right? So drop your balls back out of your body and show me which one of them claimed your pussy ass as its shoulder human, faggot
This lizard
The only correct choice
>>24865879
>BUG STALLION
PERFECT NICKNAME
>>24865843
I would love to ride a skarmory, braviary, or dragonite.
I pick Pidgeot aka The Pokemon world's version of the F-14
Drifblim could be fun to ride on but it would also be terrifying.
Garchomp could be neat despite the fact he doesn't actually learn fly.
>>24865843
Rayquaza always and forever
Pic semi-related
>>24865843
Great taste, OP.
>>24865933
My nigga this is the only correct answer. Also nice digits.
Staraptor.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!