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But where do eggs come from? The butt?
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But where do eggs come from?
The butt?
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>>24862845
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>>24862845
Maybe they appear out of thin air like Chao eggs.
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I believe that they are delivered by a legendary stork pokemon that hasn't been released yet
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The vagina. Except in the case of Ditto mating with a male mon wherein the egg is created inside Ditto's goo and then implanted up the male's butthole.
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>>24862951
>egg
>vagina
You mean cloaca.
All animals with vaginas give live birth.
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>>24862845
From Female Pokémon.
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>>24862845
Materialise from the energy of friendship felt between the two pokemon
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>>24862845

Not even the day care man knows.
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>>24862845
Love.
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>>24862874
kek.
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>>24862845
"We don't know where it came from!"

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>>24862845
Arceus pops a squat
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>>24863333
Quads confirm it is love.
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An old man in XY mentions that Eggs aren't actual eggs, but more like cradles. That's right, that Pokemon that you hatched is already an adult.

>b-but what if he didn't want you to know about reproduction
The protagonist in XY is a matured teenager who probably already knows how humans reproduce.
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>>24863329
No. From a female Pokémon Pussy.
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>>24863526
No. According to legend, Arceus created all three members of thecreation trioafter creating the universe, in order to balance the dimensional-aspect world and Arceus also created thelake guardians, which represent spirits before it fell into eternal slumber.

"Arceus only create six Pokémon then fell into a deep eternal slumber."

"Pokémon Eggs come from female Pokémon Vagina."
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>>24862845
Arceus makes eggs endlessly and Celebi uses it's time traveling powers to deliver them all.
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>>24863921
Nah. Arceus went to sleep for Eternal.
It only created six Pokémon in total.
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>you will never have your big strong strong pokemon breed your tight little boipussy and fill you with his eggs
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