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>>24857957
>>24857957
>egg comes out without any sort of surgery or discomfort
Man, I wish I was a Pokemon, shit.
>>24857957
Yes. All Pokémon lay Eggs.
>>24857957
>Little girl in DP says that no one has ever seen a Pokemon lay an egg
>Old man on bech in XY says that they're not eggs, but more like cradles
>We literally see Arceus create a Dialga/Palkia/Giratina egg in HGSS
It's pretty clear that Pokemon don't lay eggs and the eggs just magically appear
>>24858184
It's pretty clear that you're overeggxaggerating the mythological aspects of the Pokemon world.
Of course they lay Eggs you dingus. Why do we need to see it?
>>24858276
I NEED to see a skitty pushing out a gigantic Wailmer egg
>>24858184
>>Little girl
She doesn't know shit about reproduction.
>>Old man
He hopes you don't know shit about reproduction
>>We literally see Arceus create a Dialga/Palkia/Giratina egg in HGSS
Arceus can do whatever the fuck He wants to.
Reminder that there are mammals that lay eggs, which would be an advantage in a world where fighting is even more important to animals.
>>24858361
Counterpoint: In XY, the MC is a teenager who probably already knows shit about human reproduction.
>>24858361
you don't know shit about reproduction
>>24858361
You sound desperate for your egg laying fetish to be real
the only reason they say no one has ever seen a pokemon lay an egg is because they know there are little kids playing
>>24858361
>He hopes you don't know shit about reproduction
A valid point for the Daycare man...
not a valid point for a guy on a bench in the middle of some random town, talking to a matured teenager.
>>24858276
Well it IS implied that eggs simply spawn but its also stated that Pokemon mate. I personally assume they create eggs the way Chao do in SA2
>>24858432
So chickens are R-18 now?
>>24858030
Jesus
I wonder what it feels like to lay an egg.
>>24858034
Why? Have you given birth before?
>>24858448
Chickens are dumb animals.
Pokemon are sentient beings with varying intelligence.
It's the reason human genitalia is censored on television but a dog's loaded testicles are a-ok.
Pokemon have anuses confirmed
>>24859075
More like pokemon confirmed to be slaughted! She made mulch with POKEMON!? Which ones? Jesus this is awful.im fucking kidding nigger
>>24858317
>>r that PLS
>>24859075
Darumaka's pokedex explicitly mentions its droppingsHowever droppings do not strictly speaking imply an anus. Maybe they shit out of their mouths, you don't know.
>>24859075
>>24860068
Name one real-life organism that shits out its mouththat isn't microscopic
>>24860231
Not quite the right fit, but owns essentially shit out both ends (they regurgitate bones they cannot digest properly.)
Hard to find examples, do worms count?
>>24860259
Owls I mean, fuck
>>24860263
>implying owls are birds
>>24860231
Jellyfish
>>24860231
the sea cucumber
>>24860457
>>24860532
Lets step it up then, a higher order animal than fucking Cnidarias
>>24858661
women post on /vp/ too anon
>>24860231
Komodo Dragons.
>>24861914
I know, I just wanted to know if that anon gave birth before.
>>24860231
Whales sort of
>>24858276
Nice theory, but it's actually canon that eggs materialise from the energy of friendship felt between the two pokemon. No pervert stuff.
>>24860231
The Australian
>>24863549
>actually canon that eggs materialise from the energy of friendship felt between the two pokemon.
[citation needed]
>>24863549
>males can't be friends with males
>females can't be friends with females
>genderless mons can't be friends with anything period with the exception of Ditto who can somehow be friends with everything
Even if what you're saying is true, it still raises more questions than it answers.
>>24857957
slut
but dat pikachu? niceeee
>>24858276
>>24857957
>my wife's egg
>>24863920
Ditto's just a real popular guy at parties.
>>24860231
Americans do it all the time when they talk
>>24864588
That post you replied to was meant to be taken literally, not figuratively as you just did.
>>24857957
>my wife's egg
>>24860231
Starfish, all knidarians actually
>>24863549
>but it's actually canon that eggs materialise from the energy of friendship felt between the two pokemon.
>>The two don't seem to like each other
>is a valid breeding pair
the only invalid breeding pair says "The two prefer to play with other Pokémon than with each other."
Which suggests the Pokémon er... Play with each other.
Exactly how is left to the imagination. thats explicitly saying breeding is a result of physical activity, aka sexual intercourse, as much as possible within the confines of a kid-friendly game.
>>24863549
>>24867630
>>The two don't seem to like each other
In other words, hatesex. They still want tofug, even if they dont find each other attractive. And since it only happens if they share an OT but are differing species, that means its kinda like "Hey I know you, we're alone, trainer isnt watching.... "
