POST YOUR SHOULDERBRO
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>>24848661
you must have really strong shoulders lol
>>24848661
You a giant bro?
also claiming
>>24848661
>not steelix
Fucking manlets
>>24848659
Wow. Mine was taken right out of the gates. Uhhh... I'm done.
Sitting on my shoulder would be the only thing he's good for
Claiming best chinchilla.
The moist shoulder is worth it
Don't have a shoulderbro. They'd get impaled on my spiked pauldrons.
HYAH
The cutest.
I don't know if he would be able to properly stay in a shoulder, but still...
>a zorua's weight is 27.6 lbs
>a sandshrew's weight is 26.5 lbs
>a staryu's weight is 76.1 lbs
why the fuck are pokémon so fat?
>>24852178
chubby little fuckers must eat a lot
>>24852178
YOU JUST HAVE TO GET RIIIIIIPPED
>>24851940
How small is octalliary?
Best bros forever
>>24848670
10/10 taste
>>24848661
You must be a Extraterrestrial life form
You can't be Human.
>>24852598
You can't be fully Human?
So goddamn fluffy.
I hate the whore meme, Ditto has been a bro since Gen 1.
>>24852840
Same. I mean, I don't necessarily hate that meme so much, but it grinds my gears how everyone just takes that aspect into consideration when it's not Ditto's biggest point.
>>24848661
that's going to be one tiny aggron
>this thinly veiled furfag thread is still up
>>24852893
As are 10 other ones. This one remains lewdless.
>Small
>A bird
>cute as fuck
>access to boomburst, hypervoice, and heatwave and nasty plot
>Access to sing
>Can fly should I need vision from the sky
>named him "Dovahkiin"
>Can translate pokespeak
>Can also mimic cries should we come across something dangerous
Chatot is literally made to be a shoulder pokemon.
I'd nuzzle its snootle on my shoulder.
Slurpuff is too fat for my weak shoulders.
>>24853079
Actually nevermind Slurpuff is only 11 pounds. Both of them then!!
im socked that noboday claimed best shoulder bird
>>24848654don't steal my shoulderbro OP
but in second place is pic related
>>24848972
>1", 6lbs
ultimate shouldermon
Gotta have both.
Wingull is my bro
>>24848857
Damn, beat me to it
Cinccino.
>anon someone already posted it
There's more than one of every Pokemon.
Does 'chest' bro count?
Stand back plebs, good taste is here.
>>24853272
>There's more than one of every Pokemon.
Of course..! We can share favorites. My claim means nothing.
>>24853509
>>24853272
>>24849011
>cinccino over minccino
Fairyfloss doge isn't bad of a choice, goomy isn't ether.
I'd ether have those two or my pokebro sentret/Furret.
>>24853509
You're cool with me, anon.
>>24853539
Cinccino has more elegance to it. Nothing wrong with Minccino, though.
>>24853539
Why not both?
>>24848668
I would just sit on his shoulders
...That's whom I would love to carry on shoulders, but his canon weight is ridiculous. Maybe I could drag him around in a child wooden cart or something like that though.
>b-but he'll lead you into bad situations
nah
best crow is Super Lucky
>>24856004
>50 pounds
well, if you dont mind not having a backpack, you could have him wrap his arms around both shoulders
>>24848661
Hope he doesn't shit on your shoulder bro.
Espurr!
>>24852893
>>this thinly veiled furfag board is still up
![Sandshrew[1].png~original.png](https://i.imgur.com/ULczxpq.png "Sandshrew[1] ~original")
