Post your embarrassing pokesecrets, /vp/.
>when I was little I thought I'd grow two more arms when I got older
>>24841714
I told /fit/ this is achievable natty because I have forearms
I used to imagine Inwas Machamp and that Golem could disassemble himself and try to entomb me inside heavy rocks and I struggle to fight myself out
I used to imagine that I was one of the Elite Four with two of my friends and the girl I liked as the other three, and we each had our own theme songs from other video games as our battle music. Then I wrote down all of our teams and move sets (it was in Gen 2) and my ace was Sneasel. Shit was autistic as hell
>>24841770
>Fun is autistic
I think you're still a kid
When I was a kid I used to roleplay Pokémon masters with my cousin. One day the gf of his older brother saw us roleplaying in his mother bed (seriously, I was pretending to be a bulbasaur and to be whipping him with my vine whip). That was so fucking embarrassing we stopped doing it.
I think Ash Ketchum and Pikachu were boyfriend and girlfriend couple.
Pikachu had a odd realtionship with Ash.
i thought that the mew under the truck was real when i actually found the truck
>>24841784
I'm 28, anon.
>>24841714
When I was little I thought Heracross had the highest attack of the game for some reasons.
>>24841714
I used to equip my Luvdisc with a Soothe Bell, trying to make it evolve to alomomola when i was a kid
>>24841880
>Alomomola
>when I was a kid
Underageplz
>>24841964
It's a stupid copypasta meme
>>24841964
>Not getting Pearl when you were 6
Shiggydiggydoo
I used to think that Double Kick was the strongest move in the game .
>>24842194
>getting pearl
top kek
I didn't understood a lick of English when I was young, so I got stuck for many days in the part where you need to bring a lemonade to a dude. I got through that part randomly.
>>24841770
Literally every kid does that kind of shit and youre not much older than I am.
>even in anon's fantasy world, the Four Heavenly Kings have a woman
They always do
My mom called me a Pokémoron.
Most embarrassing thing I can remember is when I was little, I used to think Lugia was pronounced Alugia, so I would run around flapping my arms saying "Alugia! Alugia!"
Not really embarrassing though, just retarded
>>24841880
Ayy lmao
I got a shroomish on the voting ballot for my middle school grade representative
>>24841714
I used to think that whenever we traded pokemons in the games that the pokeballs were actually passing through the chord.
