Think of a Pokemon.No that one's shit think of another one.Got it?You now have to take care of it in our world but it has lost it's ability to use any of it's moves, how fucked are you?
>>24838820
The question should be, how fuck is It?
Answer is: a lot.
Better bite the pillow, going in dry.
>>24838820
>persian
Pretty easy I would say. Would be cool to have an overgrown catand could make money out of it. Not everyday you see a giant cat that isn't a maine or a wildcat.
cuddle buddy
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>>24838820
Fuck
>>24838828
>how fuck is it
>>24838820
>Hydreigon
I am eaten out of house and home, figuratively and literally. At least it's the cutest dragon.
>>24838820
>gible
just give it steak and a sand box and im cool
>Smeargle
I'm a winner in this case.
> umbreon
Simple
>>24838820
Well I've been trying to get /fit/ recently so we could go hit the gym together.
>>24838968
I wonder if it could draw well with a tablet.
>>24838820
>Meganium
A cute dinosaur. Still very playful, huggable and smells wonderful.
>Marill
Welp, gotta stop those storming CIA's with flamethrower
Doesn't need "special moves" to fight
Doesn't even really need to fight though, would just be cool to have around and hang with. Probably train and shit.
Fuck. My house will burn.
Germany is too warm for it and my freezer is not big enough.
>bellossom
A bit, but not too much.
It's more or less a tropical flower.
>>24838820
>Unown
>that ones shit
O-oh....
>Ralts
It's no Unown, but it will do.I don't want to fuck that line, I just want to raise it like a daughter....
MASTER I
>>24838820
I could probably feed it dog food.....
does anyone have the pic of the pogeymen helping disabled kids?
>>24842361
Isn't Luxray a lion? Good luck with that.
>>24842413
no Luxray is a pokemon
good luck finding pecha berries n shit for your pokeblock and poffins
>>24842413
It's a big cat for sure. My apartment would be trashed if nothing else.
Gonna need a lot of fruit.
>>24842364
That sounds retarded
>get it
But seriously who wants to see that?
>Chimecho
I don't know, man.
>>24842420
Luxray eats other Pokemon idiot. It needs meat.
>Golduck
This is alright
>>24838820
Gengar. Do ghosts feed on anything at all?
>>24842593
your soul
>>24838820
Volcanion fuck ya
>>24842602
I'm already dead inside so that's okay I guess
>Hippowdon
well, shit
>>24839262
>>Meganium
>A cute dinosaur.
What.
>>24838820
I have a giant turtle in my house. It sheds tiny pebbles and leaves fall off of its tree all the time.
I fucking hate raking leaves and now I have a walking tree that does it inside my house and leaves tiny pebbles everywhere that I have to sweep up.
>>24842852
>not knowing meganium is based on the sauropods
>>24838820
>Kirlia
Gonna be fun
>>24838820
>Roggenrola
Well.
