Welcome to Showderp! Here we have a champ, someone who sufers from a hard Chuunibyou case and we give him 5+1 Bandages to seal his body and fight against a fictional evil organization on his head.
>SubCul keis
http://fgts.jp/vp/
http://pastebin.com/0bYpM0a
>DQN's
http://booru.showderp.com/
>Jyagikan Keis
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/showderp
Jet Black Wing
!!lECvC9iMBND
The pastebin is broken
>>24838362
It always is
>>24838370
Stop putting it in then
>>24838362
http://pastebin.com/0bYpM0at
real one here
>>24834676
Oldbread
>>24838329
Chimpanzee
>>24838332
>>24838333
>>24838334
>>24838335
>>24838336
>>24838342
Lemon Keys
here we go, shitmons
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305819826
dude weed
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305823016
cucked by thaw
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305824752
new guy after this
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305827663
new guy
have mercy
me or hoopa-U named ORAORAORA
taunt+encore hawlucha named GO HOME POKEGIRL
arbok with coil, gunk shot, sucker punch, and earthquake
hone claws flygon
ekans
>>24838572
Top Percentage (Rattata) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Endeavor
- Counter
- Sucker Punch
- Quick Attack
any porygon meme
pokemon trainer
eviolite magneton named fagnet
Chesnaught @ Salac Berry
Ability: Bulletproof
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
IVs: 30 HP
- Substitute
- Belly Drum
- Drain Punch
- Aerial Ace
Gyarados named Best Shrimp
Leftovers/ Intimidate
Adamant @244 attack/208 speed evs/rest in hp
Sub
Waterfall
EQ
DDance
ruse chimp?
>>24838658
>7 minutes
>hurrrrrrrrrrr is it da ruse??_?_>????
>>24838658
did you call me ?
>>24838669
bully
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305834471
niggers
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305834831
golly
Belly drum Focus punch azumarril named saitama or WAN PAAAAWNCH
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305837455
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305839249
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305840026
new team imo desu
ITS WORKINGGG (Linoone) @ Lansat Berry
Ability: Gluttony
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Substitute
- Belly Drum
- Extremespeed
- Shadow Claw
Bill
curse talk flareon with flame charge
zigzagoon
Hot Monkay Dik (Simisear) (M) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Flamethrower
- Grass Knot
- Nasty Plot
- Substitute
scarfed heavy metal/heavy slam aggron named DRAGONFORCE
donnel magikarp
pastebin needs to be updated
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305842101
>>24838832
what happened to memebasemon?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305842857
>>24838839
sator is kill
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305843666
new team senpai
Ambulance (Latios) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
- Heal Pulse
no other moves
have fun :)
anything with fury cutter and hone claws
Rused (Beedrill) (M) @ Beedrillite
Ability: Sniper
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
IVs: 0 SpA
- Infestation
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Sludge Bomb
- Electroweb
lagging tail flame body talonflame
swarm scizor
physical male swords dance bellossom
named Animeweedlord420
donnel any
>>24838887
delete this
>>24838900
>>24838888
CHECKED
>>24838900
nice dubs, is this a combo ?
>>24838913
no :)
>>24838921
>off by one
the memes dead
>>24838928
i'm fucking killing myself right now
>>24838926
delete that right NOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
impeach
>>24838974
he still has a bit of time left
>>24838978
now she doesn't
What's the max amount of time before impeachment?
>>24838985
15 minutes
>>24838978
what's the teambuilding time limit?
>>24838985
15 minutes
>>24838985
There isnt a limit but neoderp will say 15 minutes
haha i will be your neoderp today
new champ just step up. He's not coming back and if he does, he'll understand we had to move on. Memes must go on.
CHAMP LINE IS HERE
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Ambulance (Latios) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
- Heal Pulse
no other moves
have fun :)
giga nigga named ash's grenigger
duke of hazards
>>24839023
sorry this set is invalid have fun is not a move
Dark Wizard (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
- Dark Void
- Foul Play
- Destiny Bond
- Any other wizard spell
>>24839017
Use CHILLALLNERDS.exe if new chimp
>>24839029
sorry i mistyped the set, it's suppose to be a rhyperior, choice BAND and rock wrecker.
it's been 20 minutes without showderp, i can feel insecurity in my heart, i'm starting to sweat, my eyes are wet, i'm starting to panic a little bit, someone help me, i'm not feeling good, i want to suicide but showderp might start again when i'll be dead, so i'll wait but i can't wait more, it's hardas my cockto live without showderp, showderp is my everything, boblak is gay, specs weedle
banic
>>24839029
memes lol wont use memes :) big surprise
>>24839028
Duke of Hazards (Forretress) @ Mental Herb
Ability: Sturdy
Level: 100
EVs: 252 Hp / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Spikes
- Toxic Spikes
- Explosion
>>24839040
shit meme bruv i'm tellin ya it ain't no gud sir, nah it ain't a good thing no sir, man i gotta say it just ain't that great you know gotta be honest it's as shitty as my damn butt you know haha gotta be quite frank wit ya!
haha lol i was lying im not champ XD
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305851750
tfw still sick from all the burgers from last night but not regretting it
>>24839106
nice BINGO reference trip my man
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305854476
hehe
>>24839113
thank you very much i worked hard for it
>>24839113
hey by the way would you like to hear more about those burgers?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305855946
haha
>>24839147
Describe them in great detail, please
memes lol: im gay
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305856941
>>24839153
i ordered a dozen of them through the mcdonalds drive-through at 2:30am.
i knew i would have to try my best to down them all, so i went straight at it, at a steady pace as soon as i could. I hadn't eaten anything in the last couple days, so the first 4 or so burgers were quite the gratification. double paddies, cheese, pickles, ketchup and those "fast food" onions. a little soggy, and a little greasy right out of the gate. I wouldn't describe myself as fat, but that night carrying on today, i feel like a mammoth.
it had snowed most of the day, but it was a strange snow. more like dried ice powder, if you know what i'm saying. it made it difficult to see where i was driving, even with the colourful illumination of the neighborhoods christmas lights. the roads were relatively empty, except for a big-rig i saw along the highway.
i actually ran the red light on the way back, but don't tell anyone :)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305858212
if u post a penis in here i will ban u
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305860647
ambulance carrying this team
new champ
me lol
mixed latias
psyshock does not count as physical for our purposes
scarf krookodile named tyranitar-therian
scarf togekiss
Dusclops or Illumise or Whimsicott or Kadabra or Scyther assuming you're not rusing
( โฏโฟใโฐ)crobro or croking but ( โฏโฟใโฐ) with signal beam o( โฏโฟใโฐ)r something lol ( โฏโฟใโฐ)
name her after me
any pokemon with celebrate only named shinji
crogre to ubers
hellfrog
>>24839290
skipping this suggestion because no pokemon learn celebrate
>>24839308
no pokemon learns it, they only come with it beforehand from events. good thinking
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305864074
get in
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305865378
haha
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305866664
tfw u miss quints
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305867597
winned
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305869111
triples
new gay
>>24839426
ubers team pls
Walrein @ Salac Berry
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
IVs: 30 HP
- Earthquake
- Belly Drum
- Substitute
- Ice Fang
trap queen
Choose one:
Grape Nigger (Bouffalant) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Sap Sipper
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Head Charge
- Megahorn
- Superpower
- Earthquake
Lightning Eater (Electivire) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Motor Drive
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Wild Charge
- Cross Chop
- Power-Up Punch
- Earthquake
Blaze It (Rapidash) (M) @ Charcoal
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Flare Blitz
- Drill Run
- Megahorn
- Sunny Day
Thirsty Cunt (Parasect) (F) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Dry Skin
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Spore
- Swords Dance
- X-Scissor
- Seed Bomb
Choice band Rhyperior
croxern
>tfw go for coffee
>pulled over for speeding
drojiffdjnk;xgdhjkhxlmhgnjl free pick slkhgsljkdjdlkjhns
serperior
>>24839426
if u neoderps dont know this means knew champ -_________-
groundceus or crogre
>>24839441
damn bruh, cops tryna hit quota or you just hoonin too hard
>>24839445
i though ch was new chimp
>>24839450
i was goin hard, but it was right before a hill so i was trying to get some momentum went 24km over a 50 zone
>>24839450
shaking my head @ neoderp
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-305871651
let's go
>>24839431
forgot to mention you can run waterfall on this instead if you want
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-305872686
thanks crits
>>24839464
thanks
>>24839478
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-305873474
NO RELIEF
OU team coming next. Rev up those pretypes
>>24839494
New OU team.
>tfw leaving the comfort zone of ubers elo hell
water type your pick
physical male gardevoir
the same walrein as before, i want to see it sweep
Choice band rhyperior
specs dragonite
>>24839435
This
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305875000
This team seems familiar
>>24839529
witnessing those trips
>>24839532
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305875908
Changed walrein's evs and got rid of surf on dnite
>>24839543
changed the evs to what
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305877167
>>24839550
Made its HP odd so that I can still switch into SR, sub and BD.
>>24839558
but now if stealth rock isn't up, you need to sub twice to activate your salac
>>24839561
SR seemed to be up more often than not.
Anyways, there's your Walrein sweep. NEW CHAMP
im banned haha papujarvis banned me haha
I'll do it
Swords dance Mega Sceptile
Ludicolo named PapuJarvis
Scarf Electivire
Thunderus
darmanitan
ground meANIE
Mamoswine
>>24839596
what is this?
>>24839581
>>24839582
>>24839584
>>24839588
>>24839592
>>24839594
>>24839596
FUCK SHOWDERP YOU GUYS ARE FAGS
>>24839575
>>24839561
Forgot to mention, depending on the EVs, either Wailord can't take any damage or it has to take some damage. It's easier to switch it onto an Ice Beam or something instead of trying to keep its health at 100%.
>>24839602
meanies = genies
okay, here we go
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305880980
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305882190
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305883673
>>24839663
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305884489
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305885710
rate my ubers team guys..
http://pastebin.com/DjBXQij2
it's right there, in that pastebin. i expect to hit top 10 in a couple days
new champ
>>24839692
it's shit desu senpai
>>24839723
hey watch you'er mouth when your talking to me kid dont you know who i am......... hmm? speak up!? huh? yeah i didnt think so
>make a post with "me" in it
>neoderp doesn't suggest me pokemon like agility scizor
>>24839738
tell zarel
pick your favorite pokemon off of this
http://sweepercalc.com/stats/
and use the top rated item/ev spread/moves
nickname it OC donut steel
>>24839738
>STILL likingGolem (Golem) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Sandstorm
- Substitute
- Power-Up Punch
- Earthquake
>>24839744
this is the set if you're a shitty newfag, and don't know how to find memes
tell zarel (Durant) @ Life Orb
Ability: Hustle
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
- Hone Claws
- X-Scissor
- Iron Head
- Superpower
>>24839755
thanks im new
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305889400
>taking mlp
thanks man
spank my ass
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305890722
impeachchimp: dont impeach chimp
new c- battle
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305891405
>still posting about his beloved horse....
so this is the state of neoderp
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305892056
SlightlyยบโฟยบHetero: nice dubs, champ
SlightlyยบโฟยบHetero: ha, made you schmucks look
new champ
me or something that reminds you of you are own face
>>24839839
something that reminds you of you are own face
>>24839839
tell zarel
Probopass
>>24839839
REMOVE HELLFROG
>>24839839
ITS WORKINGGG (Linoone) @ Lansat Berry
Ability: Gluttony
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Substitute
- Belly Drum
- Extremespeed
- Shadow Claw
>>24839839
Brock Lesnar
fighting type of your choice
wew
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305895136
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305896189
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305896518
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305897109
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305897233
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305897628
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305898145
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305898590
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305899529
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305899605
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305900875
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305901373
new champ
>>24839813
hey i liked that uncle burger yesterday
me
-_>-
something ded named ded hours
free pick
free pick
>>24840103
moose
scarf clefable
a meme
>>24840103
metagross
>>24840103
hi shegg
>>24840138
hi bby
>>24840103
what the fuck I just got here and you're still stealing my meme, please stop at once
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305905022
hi `_>`
giii~
please read this
http://exhentai.org/g/855574/56bd4cc28b/
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305906767
._>`
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305908727
'_<'
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305909802
._>.
>>24840228stretchyyy
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305911623
;_>;
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305912423
`_>'
>>24840334
WHERE IS CHAMP
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305913697
>tornadus for the 4th time
`_>`
>Uptime: 6 days, 3 hours
>>24840377
soon my children
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305915227
this is getting ridiculous `_>ยด
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305916302
>staraptor
;_>;
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305917799
>another staraptor
._>;
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305918528
pls no bully '_>`
new chimp
>>24840428
>sheggulai lost due to inactivity.
NEW CHAMP
>>24840428
ripip shegg ;_>;
WOW 237 OUTISTIC CHILDRENS HERE OMG THESE PEOPLE HAVE NO LIVE !!!
>>24840449
Hellfrog
>>24840449
we have been found out guis!!!
me
shake that thick ass (Venusaur) @ Venusaurite
Ability: Chlorophyll
EVs: 248 HP / 240 Def / 20 Spe
Bold Nature
- Swords Dance
- Petal Blizzard
- Synthesis
- Earthquake
Blastoise
pokemon trainer
cottone
moonman (Lunatone) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 120 HP / 252 SpA / 136 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rock Polish
- Psyshock
- Moonblast
- Earth Power
Charizard
Fairy Type your choice name Liberache's Fleshlight
showderp is dead and its all ur fault
>>24840481
mods delete this
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305922028
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305922630
keknee
>>24840493
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305923880
>>24840509
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305926163
being good
>>24840533
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305926589
when keknee carries
new champ