Showderp: isparational qooute Edition

zarel stop talking to me through teambuilder, it's scaring me
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305500011

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will the onslaught of shitty threads ever end?

i've got 3 burgers left do you guys think i can do it?

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>>24834682
no

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305500982

>>24834684
i would like to eat one o the burgers pls

>>24834691
please have all three.....

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>>24834676
i never thought people would actually save my shitty OC trace of that bara slowpoke and re-use the OP

oh god
i love you showderp

>>24834684
If you're American this shouldn't be a problem.

>>24834692
okay... *noms all three burgers*

thnx anon

>>24834684
>>24834692
what kind of burger is it and where did you get it

>>24834694
im canada-jin desu-yo
>>24834696
shitty dollar burgers from mcdonalds

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305502758

>>24834699
canadians are cucks
oh, and hart's foundation, and their dungeon a shit

>>24834699
oh. you're not the one...

i was looking for that fag from months ago who asked one of his friends thru skype to buy him a burger from a&w or something because he's hungry and can't leave home in the middle of a showderp battle

>>24834706
thats actually me

>>24834708
ahh perfect.
if i iirc correctly you enjoyed that burger so much that you couldnt forget about the experience for weeks and even posted about it here

i was gonna ask what kind of burger it is because i want to try it

i asked it before but i forgot, and the new fgts.jp archives dont have it

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305504800
with relative ease

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>>24834714

but it was because i didn't have my glasses with me so i couldn't legally drive there myself.

it was the "uncle burger" from a&w.

>>24834676
where's the pun
where's the mami bread

>>24834731
>where's the pun
you're obviously a new friend if you're not getting the pun

>where's the mami bread
>mami threads in 2015
no, you're not making a good effort acting like a le veteran oldfig xddd

>>24834731
>mami bread

nice meme

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305507799
dubs inside

>>24834731
>mami bread
stopped reading here desu pham

>>24834721
man, your buddy is a good bloke. Wish i had a burger right now..

>>24834721
oh. yeah i forgot about the glasses thing. whatever.
i'm leaving in a few minutes to get a burger

>>24834749
i hope you enjoy it. when i had it, it tasted ripe with the sauce of friendship and good-will-towards-man.

>>24834721
where did your dad and sister go lol what are they gonna do omg

>>24834721
>having friends

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>24834761
you have a friend too anon
we are your friends
showderp is your friend

>>24834760
i believe they went down to vancouver that day to pick my sisters boy-friend up at the border.

>>24834764
t-thanks ;_;
c-can i get a burger too? ;_;

>>24834766
>having threesome with your daughter and her bf at the border

sounds hot

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305510213
fuck me up senpai

new team

Snips

>>24834777
checked

nasty plot chatot

Mega Diancie with HP Fire and Earth Power (no Protect)

avalugg

REMOVE HELLFROG

or

Balkbat (Golbat) @ Eviolite
Ability: Inner Focus
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Curse
- Roost
- Poison Fang
- Brave Bird

hot monkey dik

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305513438

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305515293

new champ

MEMES

boom boom 2.5

LO Jolly Lucario with HJK, Iron Tail, E-Speed, and SD

named Luc Skywalker

Something with Conversion 2

>>24834852
boostan roostan

hot dongs (Ninetales) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Drought
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest / Timid Nature
- Overheat
- Fire Blast
- Solar Beam
- Hidden Power [Fighting] / Hidden Power [Ice]

new champ

>>24834869
>not even the same trip
come on, bub

>>24834870
ok

>>24834869
>>>/reddit/

>>24834871
this is new champ call?

me champ then

Use Roserade.

sorry im just a faggot

>>24834872
>this newfag doesn't know #meme
>using this meme in an inappropriate situation

lurk more and hard before posting here

>>24834883
>using memes on 4chan
>>>/reddit/

>>24834883
>>>/reddit/
I see you missed the door, so there it is again.

alright, I'm taking memes

>>24834853

FEED ME CLITS

>>24834916
Munchlax

ebin cade

>>24834916
autism awareness

>>24834916
Hoopa-Unbound

>>24834916
Accelgor with choice scarf whos only move is final gambit.

>>24834916
Scarf auradoge with only Me First

>>24834919
>>24834921

need exact sets for those, not in past ebin

>>24834938
you can find them here by searing them: http://fgts.jp/vp/

>>24834938
cade is cm, barrier, rest, assist

>>24834938
there is the archive too

>>24834938

scratch the cade, meant autism awareness

autism awareness (Volcarona) @ Kee Berry
Ability: Flame Body
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
- Quiver Dance
- Bug Buzz
- Fiery Dance
- Giga Drain/Roost

>>24834945
>spoonfeed me guys, i don't know how to search

>>24834947
>spoonfeeding him
fuck you and fuck this meme that you're forcing

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305529113

you guys are too kind

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305531259

burrito no bueno

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305533482

scoutent <3

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305537858

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305541681

tfw showderp doesnt get crits

equipo nuevo

copycat liepard

mega gallade

>>24834856

Specs Lucario named big puppe
no physical moves you nerd

Cuckturne (Cacturne) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD or 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Careful Nature or Impish Nature
- Sandstorm
- Substitute
- Leech Seed
- Drain Punch

or

tell zarel (Durant) @ Life Orb
Ability: Hustle
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
- Hone Claws
- X-Scissor
- Iron Head
- Superpower/Stone Edge

crogre or imposter ditto level 1

>>24835059
>>24834931

>>24835059
i'm not a beaner you filthy spic

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305549751

its go time

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305553635

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305556531

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305559586

....suffering....

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305561162

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305564678

i'm champing so hard right now

stepping down my friends, been a blast

new sexual offender

give me ag team

Cuckturne (Cacturne) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD or 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Careful Nature or Impish Nature
- Sandstorm
- Substitute
- Leech Seed
- Drain Punch

Paraswag HP Water Klefki

primal groudon with only mud-slap

bellosom

mega fug without ascent

physical attacker giratina

>>24835266
>mega fug without ascent

>>24835275

its regular fug

>>24835248
well, gonna post this in lobby

>>24835279
suggester here it's calm mind rayquaza with dragon ascent

>>24835281
nevermind it's calm mind resttalk scald rayquaza named croquaza

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-305572185

fug is regular fug

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-305575797

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-305580524

another meme team

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-305583601

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>>24835248
YOU PIECE OF SHIT

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-305586841

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Guess where I'm going shoedrip.

new champ

>>24835415
>jimml

>>24835415
my mom's house #rekt

>>24835415
Ohio

>>24835415
the garbage can (where you belong)

>>24835415
the air

>>24835415
straight to hell when the plane crashes

>>24835457
with no survivors?

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>>24835460

>>24835460
Of course

>tfw no champ

me champ

Brave Bird (Skarmory) @ Sharp Beak / Apicot Berry
Ability: Weak Armor
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Brave Bird
- Iron Head
- Night Slash / Rock Slide / Natural Gift

become ludicolo

>>24835490
I'd champ but i need to get ready for a date

if champ call then a waifu

>>24835492
Your favourite mega

use a meme

something a mexican woudl use

Fling iron ball hoopa-u

or remove thorn

or remove skarm

Pokemon trainer

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305602788

ebin here

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305604088

same dubs here

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305604463

such a great start

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305609760

>taking 50 seconds to make a move

fag

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305612923

thickness

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305615331

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305618974

tfw lucky but bad

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305621164

eazy

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305621890

?_?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305624529

;_;

>>24835721
tfw champ didn't give voice

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305627370

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305630469

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305634047

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305639921

new champ

me

Wallbreaker (Clefable) (M) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Meteor Mash
- Fire Punch
- Drain Punch
- Belly Drum

ill do it

Not snib (Smeargle) @ Leftovers
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def /252 Spd
Timid Nature
- Acupressure
- Heal Order
- Metronome
- Destiny Bond

meme destroyer

punchlax

munchlax with punching moves

pick one of the following /vp/ in-memes:

ProudOfItsPower (Lucario) @ Life Orb
Ability: Justified
EVs: 252 HP / 56 Atk / 200 SpA
Quiet Nature
- Swords Dance
- ExtremeSpeed
- Bullet Punch
- Vacuum Wave

f.emale onl.y (Goodra) (F) @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Sap Sipper
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Curse
- Rest
- Dragon Tail
- Earthquake

>STILL likingGolem (Golem) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Sandstorm
- Substitute
- Power-Up Punch
- Earthquake

>>24835858
a cat of your choice

anything with fury cutter

boom boom 2.5

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305644342

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>>24835415
Mind sharing your flight plan?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305647519

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305651773

http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=bCodVbucTbo#%E8%90%8C%E3%82%B8%E3%83%A3%E3%82%BA_Dreamer_%28BOSSA_NOVA_ver%29

Help me, I am stuck.

what do you want for christmas /sd/

>>24835987
you desu

>>24835987
a cutee bf

>>24835987
memes

>>24835987
sandshrews

>>24835987
you're mum lel

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305656597

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305658622
even in these dark times, i get dubs

newmemeteam

Balk Sluge Gastrodon Leftovers with scald toxic stockpile and rest

you're shit
use assault vest limber ditto

chatot

Anything with all momentum/switch out moves named bye

tyranitar named easy win

shit meme desu (Smeargle) @ Leftovers
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def /252 Spd
Timid Nature
- Acupressure
- Heal Order
- Metronome
- Destiny Bond

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What a jerk that guy was! We'd never be that mean, huh guys?

>>24836114
He was just retarded. He got 2 crits against a fucking meme team and thought he was hot shit.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305665369
let's lose together :)

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305666945

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305670271
why do i always get the tryhards

new champ

le me

Assault Vest Roulette. Check the last digit of this post:
1 - AV Azumarill
2 - AV Bisharp
3 - AV Conkeldurr
4 - AV Goodra
5 - AV Meloetta
6 - AV Metagross
7 - AV Raikou
8 - AV Slowking
9 - AV Tangrowth
0 - AV Tornadus-T

If dubs, a completely free pick.

not me

or

funny ant meme (Durant) @ Metronome
Ability: Hustle
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fury Cutter
- Hone Claws

your favorite steel pokemon

LO Talonfalme

your favorite crogre variation that isn't crocune

Keldeo

tfw showderp so dead you get 3 suggestions in

ok me

Sent from my iPhone.

>>24836308
tfw you give suggestions to #memes
:')

AUTOBOTS (Magnezone) @Choice Band
-Rollout

me

>>24836325

>>24836320

>>24836325
>STILL likingGolem (Golem) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Sandstorm
- Substitute
- Power-Up Punch
- Earthquake

>>24836319
;')

>>24836320
FEED ME CLITS

funny ant meme (Durant) @ Metronome
Ability: Hustle
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fury Cutter
- Hone Claws

bonsly

>>24836291

>>24836331
why give new champs worthless shitmons
nevermind I need to fuck my gf new champ loosers

whats the standard set for snips?
Drapion @ black sludge
Careful, Battle armor
252 HP, 252 SpD, 4 Spe
Knock Off
Rest
Accupressure
Sleep Talk
is that ok?

>>24836350
no
learn to format, and don't fully invest in special defense unless you like losing to earthquake

>>24836350
>being this newfag

it makes me vomit how many times i said this to the likes of you over the years

me champ

>>24836371
something as cute as you :3

>>24836371
>>24836320

>>24836367
k tnx, otherwise is that the common set?
>>24836370
want me to get you a bucket?

>>24836371
A sandshrew

>>24836371
A sandslash

>>24836343

>>24836371
>>24836341

>>24836382
no need, thanks. just lurk more before you ridicule yourself, faggot

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305690002

;3

>>24836386
I like you.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305692298

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305692466

>>24836480
>i don't put super power on av azumaril
tip

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305697980

EXTREME DIGITS

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305702211

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305705359

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305707136

so for an OU team
Rhypherior
solid rock and weakness policy
avalanche and metal burst?
smackdown and earthquake for skarms?
all in on attack and health with adamant nature?

what do you think, terrible idea or an actually usable build?

>>24836715
It has no answer to 90% of the meta IDIOT

>>24836715
garbage

>>24836737
>>24836732
>mememons are supposed to be good
lmao

>>24836750
he asked if it was a usable build. don't move goalposts--the meme is shit

>>24836715
terrible, it's way too niche

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305712941

new champ

hello may i be champ lol

marowak tank

regigigas

Jolly Silk Scarf Hustle Raticate with Double-Edge, Sucker Punch, U-Turn, and filler. Only needs 240 EVs for Speed (319), other 16 can be in HP.

Named Top Percentage.

GOOD GOY

Party Animal (Umbreon) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Inner Focus
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Growl
- Celebrate
- Mean Look
- Rest

mega shrimp

mega steelix

tell zarel (Durant) @ Life Orb
Ability: Hustle
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
- Hone Claws
- X-Scissor
- Iron Head
- Superpower

>>24836871
no

boom boom 2.5

>>24836883
oh okay:( then i won't i guess :'/

odd, AUTOBOTS
even, donnel weedle (Beedrill gets Beedrillite after a kill)

I'll champ.

>>24836899
>>24836879

>>24836874

>>24836899
no you fucking won't, get out

>>24836891

ebin cade

>>24836899
>>24836895

cheeky rat

who is champ

>>24836927
THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED THIS SUNDAY NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

hi i am lamp :DDDDD

>>24836899

real ridaz here, that is not me

Magikarp

MB Xatu

GOOD GOY

>>24836917

Xatu

>>24836947

ok

SALAMENCE

meme goy

scarf rotom f

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305727190

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305727719

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305731694

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305734948

elibump here! I love dicks!

new memes

crobat (Swoobat) @ Leftovers
Ability: Simple
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Stored Power

band diggersby

>>24837038
>>24836873

Little MAC

>>24836877

>>24837143
Cloyster

specs hyper beam poryz

garchomp

>>24837147
Forgot the full set, sorry

Little MAC (Rhyperior) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Solid Rock
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rock Wrecker
- Rock Polish
- Earthquake
- Hammer Arm

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305737896 meme

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305742107

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305743923

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305753491

NEW LAMP

ok ok me

bellosom

Dear Diary (Probopass) @ Charcoal
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 132 Def / 124 SpD
Quiet Nature
- Confide

croduck

boom boom 2.5

volcarona with a ground move called NICE FROG NERD

>>24837397

CM 3 Attacks Mega Audino

lvl 69 garde

>>24837397
A LOTTA LOYALTY

>>24837403
>>24837408
>>24837410
>>24837412
>>24837413
>>24837414
HIRED GUNS

HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD, WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?

>>24837417
If I take that mask off will you die?

>>24837408
I knew this was a bad decision.

Ok so Scope Lens Kingdra is talking to me saying pimpnite's sister was talking to him under the name Feminine Benis.

Feminine Benis i give you 100000000 extra showderps points for taking the troll in PM and making it continue till today. gg senpai

>>24837408

i hate you people

>>24837452
I don't see any problem with that set, anne frankly I think you're overreacting

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>>24837408
>>24837464
memes were a mistake

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305762276

>>24837408
flame orb would make it so people saw the burning

Also she died from typhus iirc

just wanted to share with you all

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-305761349

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305764614

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCIwCp_EmUI

tfw niggas in vienna

what happened?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305770460

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305773314

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305775761

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305778839

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305781155

>drive to hopsital to visit my sick mom
>after a couple hours, go on phone
>pokemonshowdown
>find a user
>shrang
"set your inner crogre free, and join me in the primordial sea"
>nothing
"let your fears be false, and blast them away with a +6 origin pulse"
>nothing
"golduck"
>sitebanned

one more set of memes

electric mouse

croduck

Assault Vest Tangrowth

Staraptor

specs weedle

garchomp named ":3"

mew named AUTOBOTS
only moves Transform and Rollout

>>24837807
If you need to transform and THEN rollout, how you will use rollout after transform?

>>24837807
>>24837836
please answer the question its important

Feel free to build faster, champ.

>>24837836
you need to use transform, switch out, and then use rollout.

>>24837849
fuck you..............

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>>24837853
oh fuck you, leatherman

Coming up on 15 minutes

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305790092
haha

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305790462

>>24837740
maxi kek

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305791850

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305794157

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305798241

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305800653

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305804368

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305808167

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champ imo

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-305812965

last game, champ engine is running dry

Meanwhile, I will newbread

new camp X_>X

Me or boom boom 2.5

A Normal Gem/choice band Lickilicky with explosion only named Madara Uchiha

Adamant, 252 Atk, 252 HP

>>24838309xXx420xXxNoScope (Fearow) @ Power Herb
Ability: Sniper
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Sky Attack
- U-turn
- Drill Run
- Mirror Move / Heat Wave / Whirlwind / whatever

curse amnesia regice

>>24838329
a gen 1 pokemon with a gen 1 moveset

specs weedle XDDDDD

lickitung

Top Birb (Noctowl) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Insomnia
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Heat Wave
- Air Slash
- Hypnosis
- Defog

eviolite magneton called fagnet

Newbread

>>24838343