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It's Rosa time.
Alright.
Posting pokemon's #1 waifu
>>24837336>tfw best girl didn't win
Accurate, Rosanons?
>>24837828
Not at all. Roxie X Rosa is complete shit. Plus that list is confirmed an ironic b8 list anyways.
>>24837842I made it. I did it with the intention of getting a rise out of people during the PokéGirl Polls.But I pretty much stand by it, my opinions are certain.Also fuck you, Roxie/Rosa is qt as fuck. Squishy playful Rosa titties and DFC Punk Rocker. It's like Yin and Yang.
>>24837828
There is a better list for that.
>>24837857
>Comes into a Rosa thread
>Says this chart is better
>Has Rosa below 5 other girls
what are you doing fám, you know you are wrong, stop kidding yourself
>>24837819
>>24837856
I want to feel Rosa's DOGARS
>>24837856
>it's like yin and yang
>mfw
Also you have the worst taste imaginable. That list should be upside downaside from May, though she isn't a fucking whore, that's just baseless headcannon. She's just pretty basic and deserves probably mid-tier.
>>24837336
Why Rosa have such weird eyes in the official art?
She looks dead.
>>24837888
>Baseless headcanon
>Conveniently has a crush on the player character as soon as you become Champion
Face it, May is a shit
>>24837905
>>24837888
Shhh...
>>24837857
>DRASNA
>F
>LUCY
>NOT EVEN LISTED
shit list.
>>24837905
>has a crush on the character after they're a champion
What? That never happened in R, S, or E.
>>24837901
>not getting the reference
>>24837994
In AlphaSapphire/OmegaRuby, there a post-game cutscene and you go on a date with your rival.
>>24838014
Oh. I never played those. May just stayed astranged to me from what I remember in the originals. Still, that's not something to go off of that she's a slut. Shauna does that with the character.
>inb4 Shauna is a slut too
>>24838031
Nah, Shauna seems like she genuinely has a crush on you from the start, especially during the fireworks scene.
May has barely any interest in you, even as a friend/rival, until youre champion, and then suddenly she's your BFF and wants to go on a date with you
>>24838106
That doesn't make her a slut though. You must not know how women work. Go outside once in a while.
>>24838106
>BFF?
>Date with me?
She won't fool me, I'm the champion of the region
I'll crush her
>>24837336
Rosa a cute. CUTE!
>>24838154
>yfw people actually think Hilda is better than Rosa
>>24837867
It's still a good rating for a character that has no canon personality and didn't appear in the anime.
>>24837965
>Being interested in old grannies.
Accurate representation of best girls
>>24838166
Hilda is Rosa approved
>>24838208
No, it's not. Stop posting it in every thread.
Compare all the official art, and pic related has the largest bust of the protagonists.
>>24838235
NOT CANON
NO NAME
>>24838166
>yfw people actually like this piece of trash with buns
>>24838235
Tbh her and May share a similarly large chest. But Leaf still does beat her considering she's at most 11 last time I checked.
>>24838265
>mfw people actually think rosa is trash
>>24838310
still the flatest
>>24838377
Nope that title goes to this bland twatbtw Kris is better than Lyra
>>24838393
No, she's not old fuck.
>>24838408
Yes she isand crystal will always be the best pokémon game
>>24837695
>#1 waifu
Try pic related, pleb.
>>24838436
>TWO POINTS
>>24838435
>Implying,
Old man, I played that in a emulator the other day to see what the big deal was about it, it feels outdated as fuck
>>24838457
You a Mayfag?
>>24838460
>outdated as fuck
I mean the only really outdated thing is the graphics. Other than that it's wonderful and the best gen.
Also,
>not having played vietnamiese crystal
>>24838468
Eh, kinda. I wasn't really mad that dawn won though because
>it was 2 points, that's pretty much a tie with how the voting works
And
>dawn is like my second favorite girl
>>24838471
Vietnamese Crystal is fun, but only for all the wrong reasons.
>>24838476
Cool. May and Dawn a best.
>>24838477
I can agree, but gen II is good for all the right reasons. It's probably the most revolutionary gen. Every gen after it just shat out Pokémon and mechanics and got slightly better graphics.
>>24838486
Gen 3 did the most for modern mechanics though, gen 4 had the split.
>>24838497
What the fuck happened in that pic exactly
How will you seduce the buns?
>>24838519
I think Rosa is jealous and she selfdestructed her pokemon.
>>24838508
Saved.
>>24838497
I love these comics
>>24838543
Silly anon you're drunk when you seelf jeaaloused problems4
>>24838580
Is it legal in the Pokémon world to drink when you're 14?
>>24838625
Can anybody really stop you?
>>24838638
Good point. Also my sides are officially gone from that pic.
>>24838851
>"Rosa used amnesia!"
Sorry but I had to do that
>>24838898
Heh, lopsided.
>>24837828
>iris
disgusting
>>24838625
A while ago, there was some blog posts or something from one of the writers of the original Pokémon anime, and he revealed some lore aspects of the franchise.
I don't remember too much, but I remember him explaining that kids go on their journey as a coming-of-age thing, and are treated as adults from then on. Can live on their own even. But he explains the Pokémon world is more innocent and simple, so its ok for 10 year olds to be given adult responsibilities.
He also explained that many trainers will refuse to give up trying to be a Pokémon Master. Once your journey ends, you're supposed to find a job, but some people never give up and end up homeless. He explained that this is what happened to Ash's dad, he wanted to be the Champion so bad that he ended up failing and never came home.
Interesting stuff.
Anyways, to fit this theme, I kinda' headcanon that everything "adult" in the Pokémon World is just altered to be more innocent and fitting. So for example, instead of drugs/alcohol, Trainers may instead get "high" from a Pokémon's Sweet Scent.
>>24837595
This artist certaintly pushed the right buttons.
>>24839352
>He explained that this is what happened to Ash's dad, he wanted to be the Champion so bad that he ended up failing and never came home.
So just like Ash...
>>24839696
But ash has come home, multiple times
>>24839700
Literally takes a shower, slacks a few days and goes out again to fail. On his defense he's been 10 for 20 years though.
>>24838195
It obviously isn't seeing as you split one anime character into two different ones twice. It's shit.
[muffled DOGARS in the distance]
>>24839059
i like how rosa and nate have switched positions in that pic
>>24839352
>ash sitting crumpled in a gutter taking deep huffs of pikachus farts to get high
>>24841853
D
O
G
A
R
S
>>24842609
Muffled dogars
>>24842609
>>24842619
>>24842932
>>24844835
>still posting this shit ship
>>24844838
>bonnie
>>24844838
>Flat
>>24844851
Hey, hey, hey, lets work together, we got the best of both worlds
Cute
>>24844851
>ad hominem
>>24844880
>no true scotsman
>>24845020
>false dichotomy
>>24845053
>Sharpshooter
>>24845053
>red herring
>>24845058
>kettle logic
>>24844844
How old was this girl when she revealed her vagina to all of youtube?
>>24845599
Like 20
D
O
G
A
R
S
DOGARS!!!
>>24850338
>>24850320
>>24850314
>>24850311
>>24850302
>>24850299
>>24850296
Why is she so cute, guys?
>>24850338
>>24850344
>>24850355
>>24850358
>>24850365
>>24850375
>>24850388
>>24850395
This is a Rosa thread, not a Roxie thread, degenerates.
>>24850338
>>24850320
>>24850314
>>24850311
>>24850302
>>24850299
>>24850296
>>24850406
Thread was gonna die, nobody was posting Rosa. I saved the thread and I am going to post best girl. Post Rosa if you want, I can't stop you, much like you can't stop me!
>>24850338
>>24850320
>>24850314
>>24850311
>>24850302
>>24850299
>>24850296
I headcanon that Roxie sings this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaVHryUTkDM
The ""lyrics"" we hear in-game technically fit.
P...O...K...E...M, O-N
Valerie dropped off the face of the Earth. I thought she was gonna' be super popular. Not even sure I got her name right.
Wouldn't this be... Dirty?
I like it.
Brushie, brushie
Oh yeah Yancy was a thing.
Fine, have some Rosa
>tfw the god-fucking-awful Gen 3 remakes killed this board
I think I'm out of Rosa and Roxie
>>24837856
>flat x busty
>literally one of the most obnoxious fucking elements in yuri
This is why your taste is shit. Also, nice hipster faggotry against May.
>>24850744
>mayfag detected
>>24850766
>xfag for calling out bullshit against x
Fuck off.
>>24850917
>Mayfag detected
Rosa was what got me back into pokemon after gen 3. She is just too perfect.
>>24851636
She seems like one of the funnest girls in the franchise
>>24837857
>Rosa 4 rows dow
Already shit
>placement of Courtney and Skyla
Okay now I know your a troll
>>24851675
Nah, I think that tard that made that is legit.
>>24851274do you have the full version of that image
>>24851684
Nope, sorry.
>>24851682
It pains me that I share the same board with people like him.
>>24851704
It pains me having to share a board with people that have no idea how to rate a girl on their waifu qualities.
>>24851718
It pains me having to live with the fact that we do not exist in the same dimensional space as our waifus
>>24851723
Fuck... Hold me, anon...
>>24851723
;__;
>>24851723
Nothing would change anon, she certainly would despise you as a filthy weeb, and you would not have the guts to talk with her or move in a more deep relationship than a simple "hello".
>>24852351
If they were real girls like Rosa would be 10/10's with swarms of alphas wanting them, it would be tough to compete for them.
>>24837828
>Iris
A 8/10
>underrated
Hahahahahaha
>>24837857
>Skyla
>Deliah
>Lyra
>Winona
>Magma grunt
>Nurse Joy
>Officer Jenny
>Leaf
>Jasmine
>Shauna
>all that low on the list
>Serena
>WHITNEY
>BW Elesa
>Short hair Serena
>all that high on the list
>>24852351i used to be a normalfag before i became a filthy weeb anon. i can pull my shit together when needed
>>24852359
>Skyla
Fat, dark skin and lesbian.
>Deliah
Damaged goods single mom.
>Lyra
Boring overall.
>Winona
Same as above.
>Magma grunt
Good looks, no personality.
>Nurse Joy
Pretty average, nothing special just somewhere in the middle. Might be too occupied with her job to have time for you.
>Officer Jenny
Same as above.
>Leaf
Has good looks, but is rated too low indeed.
>Jasmine
Too occupied with her Pokemon, possibly a female autist.
>Shauna
Just average, knows how to dress but loses points on skin color.
>>24852356
>tfw Chad would destroy Rosa's pussy
>tfw she'd only want you once she's old and has no more prospects
>>24852484
we can only hope that she's the kind of grill who isn't into chads
>>24852496
>e-excuse me, I hear you're a boy who likes Pokemon
A man can dream
>>24852416
>writing off Skyla
Shit fucking taste
Rest sounds about right. Shauna is good for all us non /pol/acks.
>>24852416
>implying anything other than design is important in pokegirls
If they were real women then personality would be important too but they're fictional so all that matters is how they look
>>24852595
That's why there is also a list based purely on looks.
>>24852622
Wow, this is literally the shitties list I've ever seen.
>>24852622
>Skyla
>Winona
>Deliah
>Leaf
>Lyra
>Candice
>Jasmine
>Shauna
>wet hair Jessie
>all B and below
>Serena higher than any of them
>May in SS
This list is so shit you might as well include Lenora in it. Actually, why didn't you since Iris and Olympia are on the list?
Started playing black 2 recently and I can't believe the ass shot you get when she throws the ball
>>24852622
Skyla needs to be on A and Courtney needs to be on there also, somewhere near the middle.
Also bump Professor Ivy up one.
Other than that awesome list, ignore the autists.
>>24852947
>not acknowledging May's near perfection
>>24853831
You need to be on A
>>24851274
>spewing the exact same shit
Thanks for confirming you're stupid.
>>24852416
>fat
Complete bullshit.
>dark skin
If you're calling this bad, literally kill yourself.
>lesbian
Only subtext and if it was canon, so?
>>24852622
Fucking garbage.
>>24853831
>calling a shit list shit is autism because I agree with it
Fuck off.
>tfw will never be rosa for /vp/ to use
>>24854150
Slut.
>>24837828
>Iris
>Underrated 8/10
I am okay with this.
>>24852622
>Korrina
>SS
Korrina is A at best. That entire list is fucked though. Serena should be an S and Leaf should be definitely at least an A, if not all the way up to an SS. Dawn and May deserve SS though.
>inb4 May is a cumdumpster retarded headcannon
>>24852351are you the mioposter
>>24854959
>Leaf should be definitely at least an A, if not all the way up to an SS
I agree with most of what you said except the above statement, but if you're willing to try and explain why Leaf deserves SS I'll keep an open mind.
Right now I just don't see it, on a list based solely on appearance she comes off as remarkably bland.
https://mega.nz/#!UVsS0RhI!yohhdLFTCpkrLJEabesQ2yzFU6zoGWSXmCFB66ywYas
this should be like 700 rosa images, I have no idea what a mega key and stuff are so this might work i dont know
>f**tfaggotry is now spam
I see.
>black tights
I can't save so many pictures
>>24837857
You know I just noticed how fucking cool Lorelei looks in a lab coat over a bathing suit
Miki best
>>24850744
Could you be any gayer?
>>24857301
>not liking gay stuff = gay
Jesus Christ you are a dumbass
>>24837336
Why Rosa looks like a slut that secretly loves cocks more than anything?
>>24857305
Found the underage.
>>24857594
This picture is just odd. Why the tiny Kyurem? Why the Premier Ball of all things?
>>24857609
For cuteness sake
Who wouldn't want a tiny version of a legendary as their shouldermon?
>>24857885
Hot damn
>>24857885
Sauce ?
Google isn't very useful one this one...
Bump
Viva la Rosa
How tall is Rosa?
>>24862226
Probably pretty tall. I'd say at least 5'4".
What does she smell like?
>>24862253
Whatever her perfume isI'd like to think it's cinnamon buns>inb4 sweat and fart stank
>>24862262
>fart
no, she isn't bianca
>sweat
traveling around mountains in summer? you're naive if you think she wont be sweaty, anon
>>24852652
Best girl. Best bug.
>>24862265
Enough of this shitty meme. I want to murder whoever made this filth.
>>24857332
Ebin
>>24862280
>Biancafag detected
>ctrl + f milk
>0 results
>>24864239
pls someone post it
Bringing this motherfucker to the image limit so it can die already.
>>24866068
I've never seen those two together, nice
is rosa usagi
>>24866383
Yes
>>24866051
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Bumper Anon "the wise"? I thought not. It's not a story /vp/ would tell you. It's a Board legend. Bumper Anon was a Anonymous lord of the Shitposters, so powerful and so wise he could use the Bump Limit to influence the Posters to create life... He had such a knowledge of the Boards that he could even keep the Threads he cared about from dying.
The Image Limit on Threads is a pathway to many abilities, some consider to be unnatural.
He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his Threads, which eventually, of course, he did.
It's ironic, he could save Image Limit Threads from death, but not from the Mods.
Bump
>>24868699
/vp/ isn't like the other boards that have auto sage when a limit is hit?
>>24870490
Not Image Limit.
I can keep this sucker alive for another 63 posts
Milk
I wanna squeeze Rosa's bumps.
I want Rosa to stare at me in an unsettling manner,moments before she forces her toes in my mouth
>>24850386
What kind of special faggotry is going on in this?
Wow, what a pervert. Only a gross pervert would want Rosa to put her sweaty, soft toes into their mouth, wiggling them around your tongue while she giggles lightly at you pretending to not enjoy every second.
Dear whoever keeps bumping this thread, kill yourself.
Love, anon
>>24874808
Once more, Rosa shall rule /vp/... And we... Shall... Have... Peace.
Riiiiiise.
>>24874821
If you really wanted to do tha you'd let this thread die and make a new one, to spam images again. You're just a mindless shitposter
>>24874825
>keep this one alive to piss people like you off
>make a new one when it finally dies
>repeat cycle
>>24874835
You really wanna see how I can mess with this? If I really felt like it I would just spam this thread to bump limit if you'd like. I have a VPN. I'm not gonna get banned for spamming.
You will try... But that'll just mean I'll have to make a new thread sooner, and I don't have a problem with that.
The thread... will die. As will your posts. Good, I can feel your anger. I am defenseless. Take your VPN. Strike this thread down with all of your hatred and your journey towards being pointlessly banned will be complete!
>>24874859
>pointlessly banned
>VPN
you don't get how that works, do you?
>>24874866
>I'm not gonna get banned for spamming.
I think I understood clearly. You'd be banned, and it'd be pointless because it'd be for nothing.
>>24874871
>getting banned
>with a VPN
You don't understand how VPNs work. They switch automatically and you can't get banned because by the time they've banned one IP address you've moved onto the next and you're completely free of the ban. You need to learn how VPNs work, dumbass.
>>24874897
I only misunderstood because of your shitty wording.
It is no concern.
DOGARS
>>24878108
fuck off
>>24878110
Well I already did it in this thread already: >>24850338
I guess twice was pushing my luck
Rise.
what happened to that VPN brah
>>24838239
underrated post
>>24882187
no :)
>>24882196
K
>>24882195it doesn't matter if you cockblock the message, it's just hitting the bump limit you shitlord
>>24882201
I know, then I will make a new thread like I promised.
>>24882210
G
>>24882211the point is to kill this thread you necroing faggot
>>24882227
You cant kill it. It will return, and stronger than ever before. Your efforts are in vain!
>>24882245
Y
>>24882242you can't revive a thread that's hit bump limit you fag ;)
>>24882253
>make another Rosa thread
???
>>24882274
O
>>24882267I don't care about a new thread. I just want this dead.
>>24882279
Why? What is triggering you in this thread anon?
>>24882290
O
>>24882286the fact that you bumptards are pointlessly keeping this thread alive
>>24882298
It's just me, and I only did it because it was upsetting you.
I've decided that I am going to make sure there is a Rosa thread being bumped on /vp/ forever.
>>24882319
D
>>24882314you and I both know it's just because you're insecure about your shit taste
>>24882323
>Insecure about my taste
Rosa isn't even my favorite haha
>>24882334
G
>>24882332>this much damage control
>>24882340
>damage control
>coming from the guy desperately trying to 404 a thread, knowing that it'll be replaced soon enough
>>24882357
S
>>24882356>just perpetuating my plan
Message over. You cucks can tell what it says if you have a brain. Sayonara.
>>24882372
Preach!
