>I'm Satoshi
>This is my partner Pikachu
>And this is Gekogashira
Pikachu
Garakgara
>Nice to meet you I'm Serena
>I'm Eureka
>This little one is Dedenne
>And this is Squishy
>I'm taking care of them
Denne
Wololo
>I am Citron, Eureka's brother
>Nice to meet you
EVERY FUCKING EPISODE
WHY
>I'm Anon
>This is my partner OP
Slurp slurp
>>24834962
Because childrens' attention spans have degraded so thoroughly that they can't remember the main characters' names from week to week.
>>24834962
Maybe because it's a fucking kids show you mongoloid.
>>24834962
I'm Ching Wu Chong-Long-Dong, nice to meet you, faggot desu!
how else do you introduce yourself to people you don't know?
>>24835013
I don't
I never met new people because I never leave my mom's basement
>>24835013
what?
>>24834986
This, why not watch something that influences you OP, something that makes you think?
They're bad guys who steal other peoples' pokemon!
>>24835696
As opposed to what? Good guys who steal other peoples' pokemon?
last I checked, that's the proper way to introduce yourself to someone
>>24835013
Off screen.
The constant repetition of names isn't because it's a kids show - plenty of kids shows aren't that poorly written - it's because the show is just a glorified commercial to sell merchandise like the Transformers cartoons.
>Iibui is literally E and V spelled in katakana
>Eieievuiuiuibui
Jesus, just call it Eevee.
>>24834962
that's how they greet each other in japan, faggot.
>>24835788
This.