Be honest /vp/. Have you now, or ever, wanted to be the Pokemon?
>>24833913
The Pokemon?
>>24833913
Isn't that pretty much every PMD player?
>>24833926
True, except instead of a simulation and some bullshit 'for frens' journey, you go on a Berserk-esque journey wherein you'll do shit like fighting caterpies for survival, destroying a murder of Murkrow, or even holding your own against Enteieven though it brutally beat your ass as well as you did it.
Maybe even a journey where you'll get to see Yveltal preserving its' own life by absorbing others, and it rewards you godhood as the god of death. Making you a herald.
>>24833936
Are you 12 years old? Does your wardrobe consist solely of black clothing? How many times have you cut yourself in the past week? Month? Does no one understand your pain?
>>24834006
The last one, but only because my "pain" would be really fucking weird to talk about to other people.
>>24833936
>berserk-esque
Suck my fucking balls dude
>>24834006
>>24834099
No. Go away, you worthless winterfags.
>>24833913
No.
>>24833936
Kill yourself
Depends on two big factors
1 Am I in normal pokeverse where there are trainers after my ass all day or PMDverse
2 Do I get to pick what I am or have to pray I dont reincarnate as a shitty Luvdisc or something
>>24834336The Real World
>>24833913
>tfw no /hypno/ general
>>24833913
Yes, I've always wanted to be a pokemon. I'd be something strong or cute. Maybe then someone will actually love me.
>>24833913
I want to be a Latios
I feel a strong connection to the eon species
anyone here like me?I think I just had a pic of venice in my captcha
>>24833913
As long as I'm not reduced to a retard, I'd love to be a Smeargle to be anything I want.
>>24834380
>>24834491
/trash/ has better standards then that m8
I'd love to be either a Mew or a Shaymin, maybe I could actually have fun more often.
>>24833913
I would like to be a grass type. To live the life without the need to eat anything would be pretty cool m8
If I could choose which Pokemon I could be, I would. If it's random, I wouldn't risk it.
>>24833913
not really, but i always wanted fennekin as a pet
>>24833913
No. My humanity/autismis too precious to give up.
>>24834480AURA TIME
>>24833913
Yes, since 2000.
I was a strange child.
When I was much younger I would pretend my wristwatch could turn me into Pokémon Ben10 style
>>24833913
used to RP with my brother when I was like 10, then my mom's boyfriend caught us and it was super weird and then we stopped.
>>24835407
So I'm not the only one who did this?
transformation fetishes itt
>>24835629
it's a miserable fetish to have
Of course a lot of people want to be pokemon. First time this got posted it got a bunch of replies.
i wouldnt mind being a pokemon that people want to fug
>>24835892
I wouldn't mind fugging you.
Of course, but is not like I would want it over being the human. It's just a fantasy.Like having the ability to change sex.
>>24835661
and a Mawile is the one I choose...
>>24835661
Flygon is a good alternative. It would be tiring but a nice challenge. Powerful yet cute enough to be popular with girls.
>>24836072You'd want it if the lack of it was the source of your depression
>>24836027
anon... you can't just say things like that =w=
>>24833913
Yes, but more along the lines of the PMD universe.
>>24833913
Well there's Mystery Dungeon. I kinnd of wished though there was a "SOL" game of Pokemon doing Pokemon things. As in, you aren't a human who's turned into a Pokemon: you're a Pokemon from the start. Kind of like the main games, but from the Pokemon's point of view.
>>24833913
I've wanted to fuck the Pokémon.
Multiple times.
All of them.I even have my own porn folder dedicated to the actual Pokémon.
>>24837782
>letting a childish fantasy become the source of your depression
how the fuck does that even work?
>>24838568
This is /vp/, son. We all have that folder.
>>24838805
When you're depressed, your mind can latch onto any perceived deficiency.
>>24837782I mean, I would love to live in a fantasy world a la Final Fantasy Tactics Advance but I'm not going be depressed about it. Why is it even depressing for you?
Kids think stupid shit. I sure I did at one point.
I'd rather be the pokegirl.
>>24835661
Archeops, then I wear a suicune costume and let eusine fuck my burd cloaca
>>24837782
Everyone wants to experience what it's like being a girl fucked in every hole for hours, but you can't let that rule your life man
>>24840510
I want to fuck a female version of myself, but there are things in life you cannot do.
>>24840523
That's probably more attainable
>>24840510unf
>>24835661
Mawile of courseGetting spayed is one of my fetishs
>>24843374
My fetish is to just not have it any more
>>24833913
I would love to be an Eevee, and to be frequenty involved in the eeveelution pokerus orgies.
![93UUC9[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1AREgl0.png "93UUC9[1].png")
>>24833913
I'm about to spend a lot of time doing something really terrible.
>>24844715
That is a very bad idea and I implore you to reconsider your life choices carefully.
>>24834042
They make ointment for that now.
>>24834380
>>24834480
I really miss those threads.
Watching the sadness of your lives made me feel better about myself.
>>24844802
most of them are utter shit but there's 1 or 2 good ones in there. diff person btw
>>24844715
No anon, there are people who love you probably!
>>24838568
nigga my porn folder is broken down by generation and species
and folders outside of that for other furry species and characters from video games (mostly organized)
i got like a single human porn folder and it's just named "1"
![k2fpaD[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/lryVTTb.png "k2fpaD[1].png")
>>24845113
That's dedication.
>>24845153
nah i just do it as i go instead of dropping it in one disorganized mess, works good for porn dumps when people ask for specific shit
>tfw you will never be a lucario for /vp/ to use
>>24833913
No, I never have. I've always wanted to be a trainer. Being a human is pretty great.
>>24845233
being a human sucks shit
>>24833913
No. I never wanted to be a Pokémon. Too bad I never got a choice.I never asked for this.
>>24845233
>not wanting to experience flying with your own wings
>not wanting to feel the adrenaline of battling
>not wanting to be healed by a cute nursewho has to touch every part of your body
Why is your taste so bad anon.
![1406406791154[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/r5mOfL2.png "1406406791154[1].png")
>>24846260
>>24833913
Honestly, I wouldn't complain if I was a ridiculously powerful intelligent monster with the ability to do things that are absolutely impossible for a human...
On the other hand, it would suck not being able to talk, and humans would probably be dicks because I'd be non-human. It's not like I'd have rights or anything.
>>24834905
uxie would be fun imagine that
>>24849404
Literally any nerd off the street would be like "Oh shit that's a fucking Mawille". You would be chased down by nerds for the rest of your life.
>>24850270
Another reason it would suck.
If I were the only Pokemon in existence, is is practically guaranteed that I would be captured and studied. That would suck.
On the other hand, if Pokemon were commonplace, the pokeball free-for-all would probably be kind of terrifying. I wouldn't want to be owned by someone...so it would be practically impossible to live as I am now.
Y'know, I'm having second thoughts about this. The only way it would be cool would be if the world was like PMD.
Yes, but I'm the kind of faggot who is into petplay stuff. In Pokemon world I'd like to be a wild born Growlithe and roam the countryside until I found a trainer I liked, befriend them and consent to being caught. Then live it up with free food and shelter in return for working my hardest at whatever task they set me to. Eventually becoming an enormous fluffy lapdog Arcanine that has to religiously run a couple of hours every morning to work off all the poffins and blocks my owner treats me with. Domesticity and unconditional love are the kinds of things I give my own pets and I'm mildly jealous of them, I imagine a Pokepet would get rather the same kinds of treatment from a decent owner or trainer.
>>24850637
>petplay
In your case, my biggest fear would be your favorite part.
>>24850670
Theoretical petplay, actually. Like a large number of my fetishes, I can't stand the thought of doing it in real life. I'm too paranoid and anxious to actually put myself under the control of another person. Humans are fucking abominable to one another and you hear too many horror stories about bad doms and abuse under the guise of BDSM or other alternative relationships.
![30900c789dae68d386449620f7d78d0d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fLKymMG.jpg "30900c789dae68d386449620f7d78d0d[1].jpg")
>>24850637
This sounds pleasant. Why does this sound pleasant?
I would never want this to happen, but for some reason I wouldn't mind if it did.
>>24850712
Basically this I guess.
>>24850752I get enough satisfaction from a vanilla sex life that I can be comfortable keeping the weird stuff exclusively to art and fiction. Maybe someday I'll have the strength to get into it with a partner but for now, a little repression doesn't hurt me.
>>24850752
>>24850776
It's a blatant fetish thread but come the fuck on guys.
>>24850788
It's spoilered for a reason. If it's too much, I'll remove my post.
>>24835661
Do I keep my memories?
