"Ash, I can't feel a thing. Are you sure it's in? It is?... Oh... Ow! Where did this headache suddenly come from? Sorry, Ash, I guess I can't do this today. Clemont has the aspirin in his tent, I'm gonna go see him. *giggles* See you tomorrow!"
>>24833053
>still trying to make this a thing
First time was funny, second time, still was. You kept doing and now it lost the charm.
Shame on you OP.
>>24833053
>paraphrased version of the time OP almost lost his virginity
>>24833075
>Implying I'm trying to be funny
Where do you think you are?
>>24833081
That just makes it sad and worse for you then.
>>24833084
It doesn't matter.
>>24833099
So this is the sad life of the shitposters. Poor bastard.
>>24833107
Alright then, let me alleviate the pain with one of your fries. Thanks, bro.
>>24833113
You're welcome! Feel free to take more.Captcha relevant. Had fries.
>>24833137
Thanks, you're a pretty nice guy.
>janitors keep deleting your threads
>you keep making them
>the only one that stays up its the bonnie one because she is just that perfect
discuss bonnie itt
>>24833197
That one got deleted as well.
It's all shitpost anyway.
Summon the Tailsposter.
>>24833197
>tfw you will never have big brother inside you
>tfw you have to live your desires through "keepers" you constantly force on him
>tfw the only one you'd have him be kept by is you
>tfw not zoroastrian and unable to engage in glorious xwedodah
Don't know why she hasn't blown her brains out yet,
>>24833197
Would fuck her after she hits puberty. Lolis never turn me on.
>>24833240
Fuck off.
>You come home, after a long day of work at the Lumiose gym
>You see Bonnie asleep on your bed
>You smile at the peaceful, comfy scenario
>You remove your clothes
>You quietly get in the bed, trying not to wake Bonnie up
>As you prepare to sleep, Bonnie shifts in her sleep
>She snuggles herself into you
>You lie awake for a while, looking at the ceiling, as your little sister slumbers beside you
>It's been a while since she crawled into your bed like this, but you don't mind it
>Your eyes slowly close, as you drift into sleep
>You're at the edge of unconsciousness, when suddenly you feel a sharp pain
>Bonnie has buried her monstrous cock deep inside you
>The pain is unbearable, and renders you unable to move or scream
>You can only gasp in agony as Bonnie thrusts herself inside you with increasing speed
>Your insides are ravaged brutally
>Bonnie has a powerful orgasm, filling your body with her sperm as she moans in ecstasy
>As the sperm and your blood mix, the pain subsides
>You shed a single tear, and depart to endless sleep
>Meanwhile, Bonnie is still humping your corpse
>Throughout the night, she experiences multiple orgasms, filling your former body with her hot semen
>By morning, 90% of your lifeless husk's weight is made of her spunk
>She sighs in pleasure, and removes herself from your corpse
>A waterfall of cum pours out of it
>>24833053
these threads are cringy as fuck
consider suicide
>>24833315
Liked the Latias version more.
7/10.
>implying serena wouldn't be in denial about it
>>24833339
>implying she'd even care
>>24833315
perfect
>I'm a black star
what did he mean by this?
>>24833248
>tfw you will never have big brother inside you
Is this some unbirthing or voring shit?because that would be a little hot if I do say so myself
>>24833439
Nigga he obv meant vaginal sex, not your creepy vore fantasies
Though the fact that you immediately assumed that says a lot. Would you like to talk, anon?
>>24833099
Are you just angered that Serena loves the Ash canonically and you will never ever fuck her with your superior non-10 year old non-Chink phallus?
>>24833984
I think it's the opposite. He's mad he's inferior to a 10-year old's Kanto phallus.
>>24833984
>Wanting to fuck Serena
Probably doesn't wash herself
>>24833315
This was good until it turned homo
>>24833053
TIERNO IS GOING TO FUCK SERENA IN POKEMON Z AND IT WILL BE CANON
>>24835354
If he can find his dick
>>24835354
